125 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Pie.
"Pie: The one dessert that gets applause every time it’s served."
"I love pie. I don’t care what kind – as long as it’s pie."
"If at first, you don't succeed, have a slice of pie."
"Life is short. Eat the pie first."
"I’m just here for the pie."
"I never met a pie I didn’t like."
"When life hands you lemons, make lemon meringue pie."
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"Pie may be the answer, but I don't remember the question."
"Eat pie. It’s like a hug in dessert form."
"The crust is the pie’s way of saying 'I love you.'"
"There’s no crying in baseball, but there is pie in the kitchen!"
"I don't need a homemade pie; I just need a friend with a pie."
"Real men eat pie, and they don’t apologize for it."
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pie – and that’s almost the same thing."
"Baking pie is like therapy – calorically dense therapy!"
"The pie chart is a tool used by the happy to distract from their problems."
"A slice of pie a day keeps the sadness away."
"I love pie so much that I can’t even go into a bakery without getting a little emotional."
"All you need is love. But a little pie now and then doesn’t hurt."
"There are two types of people in this world: those who love pie and those who are wrong."
"Pie: the most delicious form of procrastination."
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"I thought of a great joke about pie, but it’s just too flaky."
"Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in... to the pie shop."
"In a pie-loving society, nobody gets left behind but the crust."
"I love the smell of pie in the morning. It smells like victory."
"Pie: the one dish that makes me forget all my problems—until I eat the last slice."
"Eat pie. It's a great way to deal with life’s crusty moments."
"If there's a pie in the sky, why not eat it?"
"Pie is the only dessert that makes you feel like you have your life together."
"Life is short. Eat dessert first. Especially if it’s pie!"
"Without pie, there is no happiness. Just sad cakes."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be pie."
"Pie is a metaphor for life's ups and downs, as long as it’s all delicious."
"A slice a day keeps the sadness away!"
"I’m on a pie diet. I only have pies!"
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"The only thing better than a good friend is a good slice of pie."
"I have a strong belief that pie should be its own food group."
"Who needs therapy when you can just eat pie?"
"Calories don’t count when it comes to pie. They’re just a suggestion."
"You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not a pie."
"Why limit happy to an hour? Try pie!"
"There’s no problem that pie can’t solve. If it doesn’t, just eat more pie."
"As long as there’s pie on the table, I’ll never complain."
"If at first you don't succeed, pie, pie again."
"Pie: the answer to all questions in life."
"The secret ingredient is always pie."
"What’s better than a slice of cake? A slice of pie, obviously!"
"Life is like dessert. You have to savor every bite of pie."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Pie: the perfect food. It has fruit, it has crust. It has everything you need in life."
"I like pie, but I don't like it when it looks back at me."
"I never met a pie I didn’t like. And frankly, I take that as a real achievement."
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first, especially if it's pie."
"If there’s not pie in heaven, I’m not going."
"Pie is the most welcoming dessert. It's always there when you need it."
"I'm on a pie diet. I can have pie whenever I want as long as I don't eat any other type of food."
"You know you're getting old when you can’t see the pie without your glasses."
"In search of wonderful pies, I’ve made a lot of bad choices."
"There’s no bad time for a slice of pie, just bad decisions in not having pie."
"Pie is the answer, but I can’t remember the question."
"Why did the pie go to school? Because it wanted to get a little 'smarter'."
"Pie makes everything better. I think that’s why they have pie charts. To bring happiness to data."
"If at first you don’t succeed, have some pie. Then try again."
"The only thing better than a piece of pie is two pieces of pie."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for pie."
"I'm pretty sure that 'pie' is a four-letter word that brings happiness."
"It’s always a good time for a pie. Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, or dinner."
"Happiness is homemade, and so is pie."
"You can't make everyone happy; you're not pie."
"Life is short; eat more pie."
"Pie is good for the soul, especially when shared with friends."
"There's no problem so great that pie cannot solve."
"Let them eat pie!"
"I'm on the patch to good health, but I might need a slice of pie to keep me motivated."
"The only thing better than a slice of pie is two slices of pie."
"I’m not over the hill; I’m on the pie plateau."
"Pie is the answer, but I don’t remember the question."
"Life is short. Eat the pie first!"
"I could give up pie, but I’m no quitter."
"I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be pie."
"Pie: the only reason I need to get out of bed."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, then pie is the answer!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pie, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch, with pie!"
"A slice of pie a day keeps the doctor away... well, the pie always tastes better."
"We don’t bake pies out of fear, we bake them out of deliciousness!"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and probably wishing he brought home pie."
"In pie we crust!"
"Give me a pie that’s full of sweetness and I’ll tell you my secrets."
"A balanced diet is a pie in each hand."
"Eat pie, it's good for your soul!"
"Pie makes everything better—even Mondays."
"Pie: because it’s okay to indulge once in a while — or every day!"
"I've never met a pie I didn't like."
"My favorite kind of math is pie charts, especially when they represent my dessert choices!"
"If you can’t handle me at my pie, you don’t deserve me at my cake."
"Sometimes, you just need to stop and have a slice of pie."
"Pie is proof that good things come in small packages."
"There’s no such thing as too much pie… only not enough plates!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pie, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Pie: the one food that can turn your frown upside down."
"What’s the difference between a pie and a cake? Well, for one thing, if you put a pie in your face, people will laugh."
"Life is short. Eat dessert first. Preferably pie."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. And pie has fruit, so it’s basically health food."
"I made a pie, but I don't know if it's any good. I didn't 'pie' it myself."
"Pie is the perfect food. If it’s not working out, it’s probably because you didn’t add enough sugar."
"I like my pie just like I like my jokes: well done!"
"There is no bad pie, only pie that hasn’t been made yet."
"A slice of pie a day keeps reality away."
"If at first you don't succeed, pie is the answer."
"I can’t believe I ever thought cookies were better than pie. What was I thinking?!"
"Well, there’s no problem that a pie can’t solve."
"The only thing better than a slice of pie is two slices."
"Life is like a pie: sometimes, it's sweet, sometimes a little sour, but always better with a scoop of ice cream."
"Me: I can’t eat another slice of pie. Also me: One more slice won’t hurt..."
"The secret to happiness is a slice of pie at the right moment."
"The only thing pie cannot fix is math."
"I organized my eating around pie. I figure it makes sense since they are round."
"In a perfect world, every meal would end with pie."
"If you’re asking me how much pie is too much pie, the answer is always zero."
"You had me at pie."
"Never underestimate the power of a good pie."
"Why did the pie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart pie!"
"May your life be filled with pie, sweet laughter, and wholesome hugs."
"Weekend goals: eat pie and chill."
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