130 result(s) for Funny Period Quotes.
"I finally got my period after 14 months of no period. I was so happy; I actually did a little dance—until I realized it was my audacity that had made it show up."
"I think about periods a lot more than I think about world peace. It's just so fun to share!"
"Your period is like a best friend that you never wanted and who shows up uninvited to every party."
"Menstruation is not an inconvenience; it’s a superpower that lets me know my body is working."
"If my period was a person, it would have been taken out of my life eons ago."
"My period is like the prime minister: it only shows up when it's least convenient!"
"I wonder if my uterus is just a little selfish. I mean, how do you not want to be pregnant for 28 days and then flip a switch like, 'Surprise! It's that time of the month.'"
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"It's funny how a woman’s entire mood can change based on a piece of cotton. Statistically proven: Women with tampons are funnier."
"A period is like a monthly reminder that you are not pregnant... so that's nice!"
"Why does my period always arrive like an uninvited house guest?"
"The best thing about periods is that they remind you you're not a robot."
"You know it’s going to be a great week when your mom gives you 'the talk' about periods again."
"I don’t know what I did to deserve this period, but I’ve definitely earned it!"
"My period is the ultimate diva; it requires elaborate preparations and then throws a tantrum if everything isn’t perfect."
"Periods: serving monthly reminders that life is imperfect but bearable with chocolate."
"Having a period is like being a superhero with the burden of an evil twin!"
"I wish my period was as light and breezy as the commercials say they are!"
"Having a period makes you really good at planning around disaster."
"Periods are nature’s way of saying, 'You thought you were done crying? Think again.'"
"My period arrives like clockwork—only it's a broken clock that makes annoying noises."
"Being on your period is a perfect excuse to eat cake for breakfast!"
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"You know you’re old when the only thing that excites you about your period is realizing it’s still regular."
"Dear Universe, thank you for the ability to bleed while still getting stuff done. It's like being a ninja with cramps!"
"Cramps: nature’s way of saying, 'Hey, let’s play a game of hide and seek!'"
"Just when you think you're in control, your period slides into the room like, 'Surprise!'"
"Men: If we had periods, you would understand our suppressed rage."
"The only thing consistent about your period is that it will never arrive on time."
"Menstruation is just the way of nature. It is often overshadowed by menstrual stigma, and instead of being embarrassed, we should be proud of our womanhood."
"No one told me that I’d feel like I’d been hit by a truck every month."
"I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I think I prefer menstruation to actually giving birth. I mean, at least you can eat chocolate and binge-watch Netflix for a few days."
"I love menstruating. It’s like my body is dancing a little celebration every month!"
"I tried to be a good period. I really did. But I think I misunderstood what they meant by 'flowing' because I feel more like a tide."
"Menstruation is my monthly reminder that I'm a woman, but it also tells me that I'm going to need a box of chocolate for the next week."
"Why is it that all the good and wonderful things in life have to be so painful?"
"The only thing worse than a bad period is a bad pun. But let’s be real, both still leave me feeling drained."
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"I used to think of periods as an inconvenience, but now I see them as an opportunity to use all my best self-care strategies."
"I am not my period, but I do embrace it each month, like an uninvited guest that shows up with snacks."
"If my period was a person, I would absolutely punch it in the face."
"Menstruation is a beautiful thing. It reminds us that we are alive and that we can create life – even if we’re also just crying over a pizza."
"During my period, I’m a little like Batman. One minute I’m fine, and the next I’m fighting crime which is really just my bad mood."
"Periods are like the unexpected guests that never leave. Can’t you just come for dinner and go home without staying the night?"
"I always know when my period is coming because I suddenly become the world’s best detective of snacks."
"Menstruation hurts. But not as much as watching someone else eat the last piece of chocolate."
"The funny thing about menstruation is that it’s the one thing that can make me feel both powerful and completely out of control at the same time."
"If I had a dollar for every time I had my period, I could probably buy a mansion. But until that day, I’ll settle for chocolate."
"Having a period is like going on a roller coaster – it has its ups and downs, and sometimes you just want to scream."
"I always thought periods were obnoxious, but now I find them to be a hilarious reminder that I have a body that can create life."
"My period is like that annoying friend who keeps asking for the wifi password and never leaves!"
"The best remedy for a bad period is a good laugh and a great pair of sweatpants."
"Oh, the joys of being a woman. It’s like a monthly reminder that you’re not quite in control of your own body."
"Menstruation should be celebrated. It’s the only time our bodies get to wear whatever we want – and we don’t have to be responsible for it!"
"Let’s be real, my period is basically my monthly horror movie. I never know how it’s going to end."
"I can't believe I have to ask you guys for a ride home again. This is embarrassing. Can we stop at McDonald's on the way? My period just got here."
"You can always tell when a woman’s about to start her period. She’s worse than a bee."
"Men will never understand the pressure of being a woman, particularly during your period when you feel like your insides are trying to escape."
"Some people think that the period is a punishment for something. But no, it’s a gift. A wonderful surprise you get every month that reminds you how much life sucks."
"I love being a girl. I love all things about being a girl. Except for my period. That’s horrible."
"I have a very strong relationship with my period. We’re like good friends who see each other once a month and cry together."
"When I started my period, my mother handed me a book titled 'The Curse'. Think I’ve been scarred for life."
"I like the idea of a period vacation. I go somewhere fabulous and just avoid the world for a week."
"Being a woman is a lot of fun until your period arrives and reminds you that life isn't all bubble gum and rainbows."
"I wonder if I’ll need to schedule a meeting with my period next month because it just doesn’t seem to understand the concept of ‘appointment’!"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me about my period, I’d get a million clicks in two minutes. You just can't win!"
"Dear Period, we were on a break!"
"It’s a great time to be introspective and creative; said no woman ever about PMS."
"I hate when my period interrupts my plans for fun and adventure."
"Why do I feel like the world is ending when my period is here? Oh right, it’s just my emotions."
"Cramps: when your uterus is trying to punish you for not having a baby."
"They say your mood swings are a sign of evolution. I say they're a sign of my period."
"I don't even have my period yet and I'm already crying. Help!"
"On a scale from one to ten, my pain tolerance during my period is like a toddler with a lollipop."
"I don’t mind the cramps, it’s the monthly reminder that my body has a mind of its own."
"Me: I'm going to start eating healthier! Also me: *sees chocolate* Forget that!"
"Men say they have the worst cramps. They wouldn't last a day."
"Dear period, if you’re going to ruin my day, at least bring cookies."
"Is it too much to ask for a period that comes with spa treatment?"
"Ah, worry not sweet friends. It’s just my 'monthly curse'. Let’s not bring it up in public."
"Let’s face it: Mother Nature is a real jerk sometimes."
"I love to have a reason to blame my mood swings on something other than my personality."
"Menstruation is just like the rainy season; you never know when it’ll come, but you always know when it has!"
"If my period was a person, I would punch it in the face."
"My uterus is a real drama queen."
"It's not over until the fat lady sings. Well, I'm not fat, but my period has definitely expected me to sing a lot this month."
"Every month, my uterus sends me on an emotional rollercoaster that I didn't sign up for."
"Having your period is like being on a rollercoaster — except it’s only downhill."
"I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter. And my periods sure know how to make me feel guilty about purchasing those monthly supplies."
"Why does it feel like my uterus is hosting a rave every month?"
"DNA testing should be able to prove who made me feel like eating chocolate on the couch during the last week of my cycle."
"If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to eat a whole pizza while on my period, I’d have enough to buy a whole pizza."
"I’m not moody. I'm just preparing myself for the months of uninterrupted bliss after my period ends."
"Mother Nature is the only one who can make me cry, laugh, and eat an entire pint of ice cream in one day."
"Being on your period is just nature’s way of declaring you an emotional mess until further notice."
"My favorite workout? Running to the store for period supplies."
"Periods are just our bodies’ way of telling us to take a break and eat chocolate."
"Why do I feel like a ninja trying to sneak out a sanitary product in public?"
"Getting your period is like getting a gift card to a store you don’t want to shop at."
"Congratulations! You’ve won a month’s supply of cramps and uninvited mood swings!"
"Some people have dreams; I just have nightmares about my period."
"Why does my period always arrive when I have plans? It must enjoy ruining my fun!"
"Men will never understand how blessed they are to simply 'exist' without periods."
"I’m not a regular human during my period; I’m a half-monster that needs chocolate."
"The only acceptable excuse for crying at a commercial is when you're on your period."
"Having your period is like paying a monthly subscription fee for unhappiness."
"Periods are the universe's way of reminding us that we're all just a little bit insane."
"I had a really good day today. I am not allowed to leave the house until the 19th."
"When I was younger, I wished I could have a period to be like all my friends. Now that I have it, I wish I could be a boy."
"I thought that when I got my period, it would be like the movies – dancing in a white dress, laughing with friends. Instead, it's like - stay in bed, eat chocolate, and shed tears over nothing."
"Why is it called 'Premenstrual Syndrome' when you know that 'Premenstrual' is a perfectly good excuse for just about anything?"
"Menstruation is like a bus. It comes and goes, and sometimes you just have to wait a while."
"I’m not on my period; I'm just pre-mood!"
"Having a period is like bringing a little monster into your life. It gets in the way of everything, but it’s part of the deal!"
"(On getting your period) It’s like you’re constantly running a marathon but someone keeps moving the finish line!"
"I like to think of my period as my body's way of saying, 'You're not pregnant, and your cycling needs a little work!'"
"If men had periods, they’d find a way to make it sound like a medal of honor."
"Mood swings? Consider them artistic expressions of your body's monthly revolution."
"My period is like a surprise guest that shows up uninvited every month."
"When I get my period, I become a character in a horror movie. I start pulling out all the snacks and hiding from the world."
"There should be a medal for getting through a period mess without crying in public!"
"I think my uterus is a drama queen."
"You know it’s that time of the month when your body’s soundtrack is set to ‘angry symphony’."
"Menstruation: a monthly reminder that I am a woman, and I can handle pain like a boss!"
"Why be moody when you can shake your booty? Oh right, it’s my period..."
"Every month, I have a little party to remind me that 'things are working'."
"Chocolate is a food group when I'm on my period – call me the chocolate connoisseur!"
"Who needs horror films when you have cramps and bloating as the scariest experience?"
"They should call it the monthly 'whoops, there goes my patience!' fest."
"My period reminds me monthly that my body is the ultimate drama queen!"
"Every time my period arrives, I feel like my body is throwing a tantrum!"
"Got my period today. Guess I'll be cancelling all plans and going into hibernation for the next few days."
"Periods are like that annoying friend who shows up when you least want them to."
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