119 result(s) for Rude Southern Quotes.
"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"I’m just a hot mess in a field of daisies."
"Bless your heart."
"It’s not my fault you can’t keep up with my fabulousness."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"You’re so full of crap, you could fertilize a farm."
"Don’t let your mouth overload your backside."
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"You’re as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna."
"I’ve got the patience of a saint, and the temper of a devil."
"If I wanted to hear from an a**hole, I’d fart."
"You look like something that fell off a turnip truck."
"That’s a whole different kettle of fish."
"It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing milk-bone underwear."
"You’re as sharp as a marble."
"Well, aren’t you a little slice of heaven?"
"You must be made out of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!"
"I don’t have any patience for ignorance."
"Honey, I’m not as dumb as I look, but you are."
"If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."
"Bless your heart, you’re not just a few fries short of a Happy Meal, are you?"
"I wouldn’t trust you to sit on a dime and tell me if it’s heads or tails."
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"You're like a tornado: you blow in, make a mess, and then leave."
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."
"Some Southern women are like fine china, delicate on the surface but tough as nails beneath."
"He’s all hat and no cattle."
"I’m not saying I dislike you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman, or a bad one."
"Bless your little heart. You just don't get it, do you?"
"You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."
"You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
"Just because you have a beard doesn't make you a Santa Claus."
"You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose."
"The only thing I’m better at than talking is listening."
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"I like my coffee like I like my men: strong, sweet, and too hot to handle."
"You must think I’m as dumb as a box of rocks."
"I’m sorry that you’re offended. I’m just too busy to care."
"Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma?"
"You’re about as sharp as a marble."
"He’s a few cards short of a full deck."
"Ain’t that just like a man? Not to know when he’s got it good!"
"I told you to see the world, but you only brought back bad weather."
"You're like a software update: Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
"I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers, but I might if he brought mustard."
"You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but if you really need to, you can catch them with a shotgun."
"Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right."
"If you don't like my attitude, quit talking to me."
"I’m not always sarcastic—sometimes I’m sleeping."
"Don’t let your mouth overload your rear end."
"I’m not a people person, I’m a ‘send me memes’ person."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
"You’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
"It’s a slow day if you can’t find something to complain about."
"I’m not judging you, but I am judging you."
"You look like a before picture."
"I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel."
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet."
"The only thing you’re good at is being rude."
"When you throw dirt, you lose ground."
"Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them."
"If you were any more inbred, you’d be a sandwich."
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list."
"If you’re going to talk behind my back, at least be smart enough to make sure I’m not listening."
"I didn’t say you were stupid; I said you were a few cards short of a full deck."
"Well, bless your heart!"
"If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"You’ve got a real pretty mouth."
"Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right."
"I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant."
"Well, honey, it’s not my fault you have a problem with it."
"You can’t fix stupid."
"Sometimes I wish I could be a fly on the wall just to see what people say about me."
"I don’t care how much money you have. If you’re rude, I won’t talk to you."
"You must be from Mississippi, because you’re acting a little shady."
"I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
"I’m so glad we’ve had this time together, even though it’s been a waste of time."
"I don’t have time for you and your drama."
"Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there."
"I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed."
"When people are rude to you, they’re just projecting their own insecurities."
"I may be a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands."
"If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off."
"I don’t need your approval; I have my own."
"Just ignore the noise; they can’t handle your success."
"I don’t follow the crowd; I follow my heart."
"Well, aren’t we just a ray of sunshine?"
"Rudeness is a weak person’s imitation of strength."
"You can’t get mad at someone for being who they really are."
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"Bless your heart, you're just an ordinary person who has an extraordinary attitude."
"Well, aren’t you just a ray of sunshine?"
"I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
"You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen."
"If I wanted to hear from an ass, I’d fart."
"You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room."
"I’m not a bad person; I just have a hell of a lot of unfiltered thoughts."
"You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter statement than whatever you just said."
"It’s a shame you can’t put toothpaste back in the tube – that’s how I feel about your opinions."
"You should be proud of yourself. You’ve made it further in life than most expected."
"Don’t let your brain get in the way of your stupidity."
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive."
"You’re proof that even evolution makes mistakes."
"I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you."
"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."
"You're like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
"I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful."
"You sure do bring a lot of joy into my life—when you’re gone."
"You’re as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
"If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off."
"Honey, you couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."
"You have a face for radio and a voice for silent films."
"Count your blessings, then count how many people you annoy."
"If you were any more dense, you'd have your own gravitational pull."
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