134 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Hot Weather.
"It's so hot, even my sweat is sweating!"
"A hot day in summer is like a bad hair day, no matter how you look, you just feel like a mess!"
"I love California. It’s beautiful. It’s the best weather. Unless you don’t like the heat! Then it’s the worst."
"Summer is a time when it is too hot to do anything, and too hot to do nothing."
"It’s hot out there, but you know what’s hotter? The summer sale!"
"I don't mind being hot, but I have a problem when my ice cream melts before I can eat it!"
"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Or stay in and enjoy the air conditioning."
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"I always feel hot when I'm around my friends because they are always positive energy!"
"It's too hot to be halfway committed to this day."
"You know it’s summer when your house becomes a sauna and the ice cream truck becomes your lifeline."
"I simply can’t take the heat! I need to stay inside with my air conditioning!"
"When it’s this hot, I prefer to block out the sun. My enemies can wait!"
"In the summer, you learn that iced coffee and air conditioning are your best friends."
"Hot weather + Humidity = The ultimate recipe for crankiness."
"I wish I could be as skinny as my heatwave excuses!"
"Heat waves are God's way of saying, 'Stay indoors and binge-watch!'”"
"It’s so hot out, I’m considering taking a dip in the kiddie pool!"
"Summer has arrived! Time to unwind, relax, and sweat like a sinner in church."
"This heat is so intense, I’m starting to think I’m the only ice cube left in the world."
"As the summer sun blazes overhead, remember: sunscreen is a must, and sarcasm is optional."
"The hotter it gets, the more I wish I lived in an ice cream truck."
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"Not to be dramatic, but I’m about to begin my journey as a melted popsicle."
"Sure, summer is all about fun in the sun, but where’s the fun when you melt into a puddle?"
"I’m no meteorologist, but I can tell you it’s downright sweltering and my patience is evaporating!"
"Dear Summer, please send your cool breezes, or I’ll have to stop sending you my love."
"My favorite exercise? Running out of the sun to the nearest air conditioner!"
"On hot days, remember: hydration is key and complaining is encouraged!"
"It’s so hot out there, I got a tan through my phone! Seriously, the phone’s been in my pocket for five minutes, and it’s so hot in there it might be a fire hazard!"
"Summer is the season when a man can go outside without a shirt. Just don't let your neighbors catch you!"
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. Especially when it comes to choosing the right sunscreen!"
"Dear summer, I’m not ready for you. Sincerely, someone who prefers winter!"
"When the sun is shining, it’s really hard to get out of bed. Unless it’s time to hit the pool!"
"It’s a hot day in the city when the pavement is melting faster than my motivation to exercise."
"I love the hot weather. I can always tell what’s cooking, even when I’m not in the kitchen!"
"If you think it’s hot now, just wait until I tell you my cooking was involved!"
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"The only thing hotter than this weather is my need for an ice cream sandwich!"
"Nothing ruins a hot day faster than seeing someone in a bathing suit who's clearly had too many hot dogs."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for iced tea—because who wants to deal with the heat alone?"
"Hot weather is like a good book: I enjoy it, but I can definitely use a cold drink every once in a while!"
"They say you can’t put a good man down, but you can definitely put him down for a nap in this heat!"
"It’s so hot that my favorite snack has officially become popsicles!"
"You know it’s hot when you have to check the weather just to see how much sunscreen to apply!"
"In hot weather, a cold drink is the ultimate summer romance!"
"Summer heat has a way of turning even the simplest things into sweat-fests!"
"Hot weather is like a summer fling: fun while it lasts but exhausting afterwards!"
"Who needs a sauna when you have summer sun enveloping you like a warm blanket? No thanks!"
"Why do they call it 'popping' a cold one? I just call it surviving summer!"
"The heat is so intense that I've seen ice cream run away from children!"
"If you think the heat is bad, just wait until you see the prices of cold drinks at the beach!"
"I’m really starting to think that sunshine is just nature’s way of giving us a big, sweaty hug!"
"It’s so hot outside, I saw a chicken laying hard-boiled eggs!"
"The heat is so overwhelming it's like living inside a pizza oven!"
"I love hot weather! Said no one ever after stepping outside!"
"Summer: When your heart is warm but your body is just too hot!"
"I love the smell of summer, but I hate the feel of the sweat."
"Summer is the only time when it's a good idea to wear flip-flops instead of actual shoes. The sand just loves to mess with your feet!"
"The only thing hotter than the weather is my 'I can’t stand the heat' attitude."
"A little bit of summer is what the whole year is about."
"The weather is hotter than my love life right now."
"It’s so hot outside, I just saw a chicken lay an omelet."
"It's too hot to do anything, so I'm just going to sweat and complain."
"Summer vacation: where we avoid the sun and complain about the humidity!"
"I can’t believe I used to complain about being cold."
"The only thing melty I want in this heat is my ice cream, not my skin."
"Feeling like a popsicle... just waiting for someone to lick me!"
"I love how summer just brings the drama - like, hello humidity!"
"Summer: When your morning coffee doesn’t stand a chance against the humidity."
"It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity!"
"Why don’t you find a nice shade tree and steal its shade for a while?"
"It's so hot that I saw a squirrel licking a lemon!"
"You know it’s summer when you walk outside and evaporate!"
"I thought I would get used to the heat, but it's like being on fire and fried at the same time."
"I have a love-hate relationship with summer; love the beach, hate the sunburn."
"The sun just called to remind me that it’s not on my side!"
"If you're not sweating, you're not doing summer right!"
"I may not be able to stand the heat, but I love the beach!"
"Hot weather is like a yoga class; it stretches your tolerance to the limit!"
"Sweating like a sinner in church... in this heat!"
"In summer, 'hot' takes on a whole new meaning!"
"Dear summer, I’m over it. Can you take a vacation now?"
"The only reason I’ve ever been in the sun is because I couldn’t find a shade! But I’m not complaining, at least it’s warm!"
"I love the heat, but I’m ready to move to the North Pole when it reaches 100 degrees!"
"I enjoy summer more than the winter, but it’s hard to enjoy anything when the sweat is in your eyes."
"Summer: where the days are long, but the sunburns are longer."
"It’s so hot, even the ice cream truck driver is avoiding the heat!"
"I’m sweating like a sinner in church!"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"In summer, the mornings are cool, the afternoons are hot, and the evenings are humid. Do we really need a fourth season?"
"I’d like to have a heat index, just not when I’m outside."
"It's so hot that I saw a bird use a potholder to pull a worm out of the ground!"
"I love how summer just pours itself into every single corner of my body allowed by my shorts."
"If you think it's hot, you should see how little productivity happens muggy days!"
"I thought that I should start wearing shorts, but then I remembered my legs haven't seen sunlight since last summer."
"Hot weather is just the sun’s way of telling you to stay indoors with a cold drink!"
"If you think I’m salty, just wait until you see me in this heat."
"Heat waves are nature’s way of reminding us to stay off the sidewalks!"
"The best thing about summer is that it’s a great excuse to avoid all those outdoor chores!"
"Too hot to handle? More like too hot to move!"
"You know it’s hot when even the ice cubes don’t last long!"
"I get a suntan just thinking about how hot it is outside."
"It’s so hot out there, I saw a chicken lay an omelet!"
"Hot summer days are like a laundry dryer. You have to escape to avoid getting baked!"
"Nothing ruins a hot day like a single ray of sunshine!"
"On hot days, I breathe as little as possible to avoid the heat."
"I’m on the summer diet where you sweat the calories away!"
"I’d complain about the heat, but I also love barbecued burgers. So I guess it’s a trade-off!"
"Keep calm and pretend the heat isn’t there!"
"It’s so hot outside, I saw a fish swimming in the sidewalk."
"I think I’ll just sit in my air conditioner today."
"Hot weather stinks. My skin is now like a lizard's."
"If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Or maybe just get some ice cream."
"It's so hot, my sweat is sweating."
"We all know that the states of chilled drinks vary with temperature… or was it the state of human sanity?"
"Summer is the only season that can turn a gym into a sauna."
"You know it’s hot when you put sunscreen on and it instantly evaporates."
"Hot enough for you?"
"I love how summer just gives me a free pass to live in my swimsuit."
"Nothing like a sweaty shirt to brighten your day."
"At least the heat gives me an excuse to stay indoors and avoid small talk."
"When life gives you lemons, freeze them so you can throw them at the heat later."
"You know it's summer when you're sweating from your eyebrows."
"The best thing about summer is that it gets dark later… which means I can sweat longer."
"It’s so hot that even the ice cream truck is using a helicopter."
"I love summer, but it seems like it always forgets to bring a breeze."
"The only thing sizzling hotter than the pavement is my desire to do absolutely nothing."
"Summer, a time when it’s perfectly acceptable to have ice cream for breakfast."
"Why does summer feel like a marathon with no finish line?"
"Sweating is just my body crying for help."
"Hot days are for ice-cold drinks and not moving."
"Summer heat is God's way of saying, 'Stay inside and eat popsicles.'"
"I thought I was free-spirited until summer came and I was too hot to move."
"If my sweat was currency, I’d be a millionaire during summer."
"Currently avoiding the sun like it owes me money."
"Dear summer, please stop showing off how hot you can be. It’s just cruel."
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