102 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Best Friends.
"A good friend will help you move. But best friends will help you move a dead body."
"Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... I would miss you so much."
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but best friends stay like an octopus on your face."
"You and I are more than friends. We are like a really small gang."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together. It’s that when we’re together, we get to be ourselves."
"I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
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"Best friends are the people you can be weird with."
"Friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there."
"We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much."
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success."
"When you have best friends, the meaning of life is simple: go wild together!"
"If you have friends who criticize you, that's a good sign. It means they care."
"There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate."
"I love that we can turn in circles and still be in one place."
"We’ll be best friends forever because you’re a lunatic."
"Your vibe attracts your tribe."
"A best friend is the one who brings out the best in you."
"You are my favorite notification."
"I would take a bullet for you. Not in the face. But in the leg. Just to show you how much I care."
"A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you."
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"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but true friends stick like a tattoo."
"Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friendsDiscuss their food lives."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one!'"
"Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything."
"I don't know what I did to deserve a best friend like you, but I know I'm going to continue doing it forever."
"I couldn’t imagine a better friend than you. I think the universe did a great job of choosing you for me."
"Best friends are the siblings we choose for ourselves."
"A true friend is one who thinks you’re a good egg even if you’re cracked."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"In the cookie of life, sisters are the chocolate chips."
"We’ll be the friends in the retirement home sneaking snacks and getting banned."
"A best friend is like a star; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
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"A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again."
"Best friends are the ones who lift you up when no one else has bothered to."
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps!"
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just sit there in silence and say nothing."
"A good friend will help you move, but a best friend will help you move a dead body."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much."
"There are good ships and wood ships, ships that sail the seas. But the best ships are friendships, may they always be."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together… It’s that we don’t have to talk to each other for the other two."
"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."
"I’ll be there for you, even when I’m not really there for you."
"Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’"
"The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend."
"The best mirror is an old friend."
"Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"A friend is a gift you give yourself."
"Friendship isn't a big thing, it's a million little things."
"You know you're best friends when the fact that you don't have to talk for hours is perfectly normal."
"There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate."
"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
"Best friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked."
"If you have friends, you have everything. But if you have best friends, you can even borrow their clothes."
"I don’t know what I did to deserve you as my best friend, but I would like to apologize."
"Best friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer."
"Friends are like toilet paper. You only want to use the ones that don’t leave you hanging!"
"Good friends tell you what you want to hear. Best friends tell you the truth, even when it’s hard to hear."
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap."
"Best friends are the people in your life who make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and live a little better."
"You don’t need a therapist if you own a bike and a best friend."
"A best friend is someone who can look at you and just know you’re about to do something stupid."
"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically."
"We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much."
"Friends come and go, but best friends will always find a way to stay."
"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
"Best friends are the ones who can make you laugh when you think you’ll never smile again."
"A good friend will always stab you in the front."
"You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else."
"A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable."
"Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with, and still have the best time."
"Friends are like farting. You could shit yourself, but it’s better if you let it out."
"You're my best friend. If I get in trouble, I’ll probably call you."
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything you’ll ever need."
"We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
"If I were a vegetable, I’d be a ‘cute-cumber’ and you’d be a ‘sweet potato’ because we make a great mash!"
"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."
"Best friends are the siblings we get to choose."
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone."
"A friend will always make you smile. A best friend will always make you laugh, even if they’re just being stupid."
"Life was meant for good friends and great adventures."
"I don’t need a therapist. I have my best friend."
"Best friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"When it comes to friends, they are always the sparkle to my day and sometimes, the cause of my mischief!"
"Best friends keep each other sane. And having a crazy best friend means you are never alone in your craziness."
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
"We’ll be the ones still dancing in the home in our 90s."
"A best friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"Single and ready to get nervously close to my best friend."
"You know, you’re my favorite weirdo."
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