120 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Teenagers.
"I don't know what I want to be when I grow up, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to be an adult."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
"The only thing standing between me and my goal is the breath I take as I run by."
"Why is it that we love the most difficult things? Because nothing is more fun than overcoming obstacles!"
"My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat."
"You can't make everybody happy. You're not pizza!"
"Teenagers are like phones: they can disrupt everything when they run out of battery."
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"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."
"If you think I’m crazy, wait until you meet my friends."
"I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Never underestimate the power of a teenager’s stubbornness."
"If you want to annoy your parents, just act like they didn't name you right!"
"I could go on and on about how much I hate homework, but I have a busy schedule of not doing it."
"You say 'ugh' like it's a bad thing. I say it like it's my entire life."
"The 'S' in 'Sassy' stands for 'Sassy'."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze."
"If you don’t like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk!"
"You know you're a teenager when you can cry in less than 2 minutes."
"Sometimes I think I’m not a morning person. Who am I kidding? I’m not a person until at least noon."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
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"No one ever said, 'It's only a game' when their team was winning."
"I’m on the patch of life where the Wi-Fi is weak."
"Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday."
"If you think I'm crazy, you should see my friends."
"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."
"My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
"Teenagers, don’t trust anyone who hasn’t been yourself."
"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now."
"I would like to thank my middle finger for always being there when I needed it."
"Some days, you just have to create your own sunshine."
"You can't be late until you show up."
"Dear Math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality."
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"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, known it all. I just can’t remember it all."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"If sleep is for the weak, then I’m the strongest person around."
"The only thing that stands between me and my goals is the sheer amount of Netflix I watch."
"I'm not lazy. I'm on energy-saving mode."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"If you think the best time to start working out is right after the holidays, I’ve got some bad news for you... There are holidays every month."
"I can’t believe I’m just now finding out that ‘homework’ is a word that means ‘you do my work, and I’ll give you a grade’!"
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers."
"Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!"
"Teenagers, don’t try to make everyone happy. You’re not pizza."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I finally realized that I was in love with my phone... but it wasn’t charging!"
"You know you’re a teenager when your phone battery dies and you feel like you’re living in the dark ages."
"Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!"
"I’d like to be a teenager star, a TV star, an actor, and with the dream of becoming a millionaire by the time I’m 20!"
"You know you're a teenager when your room is messier than your apartment."
"If you think I'm crazy, you should meet my friends."
"Teens have three problems: no money, no car, and no control."
"Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
"I’m just a teenager with a smartphone, trying to find my way in life, one meme at a time."
"I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"School: where you learn the same information over and over again until it’s cemented in your brain – or forgotten on the last day of school."
"My brain has too many tabs open, and I can't even find the one I need right now!"
"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his students were so bright!"
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!"
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Never underestimate the power of a teenager with a cellphone and a Wi-Fi connection."
"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"I told my mom I was going to quit school and start a band. She said, 'You have to finish school first.' I said, 'I can’t even finish this sentence!'"
"I wish I could be as thin as my patience."
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"I can resist anything except temptation."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze!"
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode."
"Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese."
"I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!"
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that."
"I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
"The only thing I throwback on Thursday is my hair."
"I'm on the patch to improvement but I keep stopping for snacks."
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
"You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a taco."
"I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
"Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I told my mom I was going to start a band. She said, 'What’s the name?' I said, 'Mom, just let me do the music.'"
"I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"If you think I’m awkward now, you should have seen me as a teenager."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I was going to take over the world, but I overslept."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"I’m like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch."
"Sometimes I wish I were a kid again. Skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts."
"Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I’m on the patch for procrastination."
"Everything is temporary; decisions are temporary, mistakes are temporary, outfits are temporary."
"I haven’t lost my mind; I have it backed up on a USB drive."
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"There are two types of people in this world: those who want to be in front of a camera and those who want to hide behind it."
"I don’t make mistakes. I only date them."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so I go back to being me."
"I may be a bad influence, but darned if I’m not fun!"
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I’m waiting for a kid to make a terrible decision so I can say, 'See, I told you so.'"
"Life isn’t about finding yourself. It’s about creating yourself, but I can’t seem to locate the instructions."
"Teens are simply the best comedians; they can turn any blunder into a stand-up routine."
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