123 result(s) for Southern Quotes For Dummies.
"If you can't find a good reason, you can at least find a good excuse."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider!"
"You can put your shoes on, but that don't make you a pair."
"He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
"They’re as happy as a clam at high tide."
"It’s hotter than a goat’s butt in a pepper patch!"
"If you don't like the weather, just wait five minutes."
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"You can't fix stupid."
"I’m in the mood for some grease!"
"A little bit of dirt never hurt nobody."
"If that don't beat all!"
"She's got the personality of a wet mop."
"He’s about as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party."
"Ain't no mountain high enough."
"Don’t let the sun set on your credit score."
"You’re looking like a dog’s breakfast today!"
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
"Everything is better with a side of grits."
"Life’s a garden, dig it!"
"Don't throw rocks at a man who's got a gun."
"Y'all come back now, ya hear?"
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"It's like trying to herd cats."
"Good gravy!"
"You can take the boy out of the South, but you can't take the South out of the boy."
"There is no Southern thing, it’s just life; it has to do with where you come from and how you were raised."
"Southern culture is like a foreign country. They do things differently there."
"You don’t have to be from the South to love biscuits and gravy."
"Bless your heart!"
"If you can’t find it in the dictionary, you can find it in the South."
"In the South, we are all connected by the invisible threads of family and friendship."
"It's not how you start, but how you finish."
"Happiness is a warm biscuit."
"Sweet tea is the house wine of the South."
"There’s no such thing as a stranger in the South, only friends you haven’t met yet."
"If you’re not barefoot, you’re overdressed."
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"Well, I swanee!"
"You are never too old to swear or to sing 'Dixie'."
"Good people, good food and warm hearts abound in the South."
"I'm proud to be from the South. Folks are more open-minded than people credit."
"A little dirt never hurt nobody."
"In the South, we know how to put a little love in everything we do."
"The South is a place where every family has a secret and every town has a history."
"There's nothing like a Southern accent to draw people in."
"Proud Southerners influence the world—one biscuit at a time."
"Southern women can change the world with a single smile."
"The love of a Southern grandmother can never be matched."
"Good manners are a way to show others that we respect them."
"A little hospitality goes a long way."
"There's no rooting out Southern hospitality; it’s buried deep in our bones."
"Y'all can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits."
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
"If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly."
"Hold your horses!"
"I'm fixin' to take a nap."
"Don't let the tail wag the dog."
"As useless as a screen door on a submarine."
"When it rains, it pours."
"He’s like a bull in a china shop."
"Well, I'll be! You could knock me over with a feather."
"A watched pot never boils."
"If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
"You can't teach an old dog new tricks."
"The best thing since sliced bread."
"It's hotter than a hoot owl."
"This ain't my first rodeo."
"He's more stubborn than a mule."
"Life is too short to drink bad coffee."
"You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."
"That’s as useful as a chocolate teapot."
"It's time to cash in your chips."
"Everything’s bigger in Texas."
"You can take the girl out of the South, but you can't take the South out of the girl."
"There's no place like home, 'til you've been to New Orleans."
"Life is like a pot of gumbo. You’ll have a lot of ingredients, all mixing together to create a wonderful experience."
"In the South, it's all about hospitality. If you don't know how to make a casserole, you're in trouble."
"Southern girls are like weather—you can predict them, but it's usually wrong."
"You might be a redneck if you can go to a family reunion and still not know who some of the people are."
"If you don't like the weather in the South, just wait five minutes."
"Y'all means all."
"A Southern woman can take care of her family better than anyone else in the world."
"There ain't no party like a Southern party!"
"Keep calm and carry on… on the porch."
"Fried chicken isn't a dish. It's a way of life."
"In the South, we have a way of showing kindness even when we mean to be rude."
"A little southern charm can go a long way."
"Happiness is a hot biscuit and a pat of butter."
"Wishing you sweet tea and sunshine."
"You know you're from the South when you don't need a recipe for cornbread."
"If it ain't fried, it ain't worth eating."
"Southern gentlemen always hold the door open for you."
"There's just something about the South that makes you feel at home."
"Southern cooking is all about generosity and love."
"You can't be sad when you're holding a pie."
"Good manners can open doors that the best education cannot."
"Family and friendship are the backbone of life in the South."
"There's a story in every piece of Southern furniture."
"You can find stories in the quietest corners of the South."
"Y’all come back now, ya hear?"
"Bless your heart."
"I'm fixin' to get out of here."
"That dog won't hunt."
"It’s hotter than a hoot owl in a pepper patch."
"Like a chicken on a junebug."
"You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear."
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
"I am just like a daisy, I grow where I’m planted."
"He’s as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
"If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it."
"She’s got more issues than Vogue."
"Ain’t nobody got time for that!"
"If the creek don’t rise."
"He’s got a face for radio!"
"I’m so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar."
"I’m so tired I could sleep on a bed of nails."
"Too many cooks spoil the broth."
"It’s raining cats and dogs."
"I’d rather fight a rattlesnake than hear that again."
"Look what the cat dragged in."
"He’s got a heart of gold."
"When pigs fly."
"You’re all hat and no cattle."
"I’m busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
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