127 result(s) for Funny Owl Quotes.
"The owl is the wisest of all birds because the more it sees, the less it talks."
"Owl, you were not made to be ordinary."
"Whoo knew being wise could be this much fun?"
"A wise old owl sat on an oak; the more he saw, the less he spoke."
"If you're feeling hoot-y, just remember: it’s all about the feathered friends."
"Let’s get this party owlin’!"
"Hoo isn't ready for a night of fun?"
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"Owl you need is love… and perhaps a snack."
"The night is dark and full of owls."
"You can't make everyone happy; you're not an owl!"
"Owl I want for Christmas is you!"
"Just because I'm an owl doesn't mean I don't have a hoot!"
"Why did the owl go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a hoot!"
"Owl you need is wisdom and a little bit of fun!"
"Hoo's ready for some night antics?"
"The wise owl knows when to swoop in for a laugh."
"I’m not hooting; I’m expressing my opinion!"
"Feeling wise yet fabulously funny: that’s the owl way."
"An owl a day keeps the problems away."
"Sooner or later, the owl's wisdom is worth a thousand hoots!"
"Owl be there for you, up in the trees."
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"Owl see you later, alligator!"
"You say ‘owl,’ I say ‘show me the party!’"
"Wise and elegant, yet still ready for a laugh!"
"Owl make my day with a smile!"
"Let’s owl the way to fun, my friend!"
"I was a bit owl, and I don't know whether to talk or to hoot!"
"Hoo's there? Just me, the wise old owl waiting for a wisecrack!"
"An owl is the only bird that can hoot and still be wise!"
"What does an owl say when they get their heart broken? Hoot in disappointment!"
"Owls are like the perfect friend; they provide wise remarks at odd hours!"
"Why did the owl invite the squirrel to the party? Because he wanted a little nutty fun!"
"An owl walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ‘What’ll it be?’ The owl replies, ‘Whom, whom?’"
"Owls: The original night owls who have mastered the art of late-night snacking."
"Hooting is the secret language of owls, but also a great way to make friends… or scare the heck out of them!"
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"Why did the owl start a comedy show? Because he wanted to have the audience hooting with laughter!"
"Do you know why owls are bad at making friends? Because they keep winging it!"
"What’s an owl’s favorite subject? Hooting around!"
"Owl you need is love… and perhaps a little bit of night vision!"
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of an owl? Just hoot and find out!"
"Owls: proving that you can be wise and still tell a good joke!"
"If at first you don’t hoot, try and try again!"
"Why don’t owls play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"Owls are proof that you can be wise and have a quirky sense of humor!"
"What do you call an owl who is a magician? Hoo-dini!"
"Owl you ever think of how wise you are until someone tells you you’re not? Hoot!"
"At night, all the owls come out to play, and that’s when the real fun begins!"
"Why did the owl break up with his girlfriend? He found her too owl-some for his busy schedule!"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a comedian? A wise-cracking hooter!"
"Owls have got it all figured out: Sleep all day, party all night, and hoot with joy!"
"Why do owls make terrible secret agents? Because they hoot at every turn!"
"I'm not saying I'm an owl, but I do have a great sense of humor and a love for late nights."
"Why did the owl break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his 'hoot-tastic' humor."
"Owl you need is love… and a good laugh!"
"What’s an owl’s favorite subject in school? Hoo-manities!"
"Owls are like my favorite comedian—they always know how to deliver a punchline!"
"I asked the owl what the secret to happiness was, and he just said, 'Hoo's kidding?'"
"An owl can’t hoot if they don’t have a sense of humor!"
"You cannot hoot with the owls at night and expect to soar with the eagles in the morning."
"Hoo wants to be serious all the time? Life is better with a bit of humor!"
"Why did the owl sit on the tree limb? Because it was feeling a bit 'owl-some!'"
"Owl you can do is laugh at the silly things in life!"
"I told my friend I was going to be an owl for Halloween. He said, 'Hoo's going to take the kids trick-or-treating?'"
"A wise owl once said, 'If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll gladly do it for you!'"
"What do owls like to eat for breakfast? Hoo-t cereal!"
"Why do owls never get lost? They always follow their 'hoot-dar'."
"Owly, I’m your friend, but stop being such a wise guy!"
"You can't blame the owl for being wise; he just learned how to laugh at himself early on."
"When the owls sing, the world smiles!"
"What do you call an owl who thinks he’s a comedian? A hoot-er!"
"Hoo’s there? Just me, your friendly reminder to laugh often!"
"Remember: Every day is a hoot if you let it be!"
"An owl's advice: Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive."
"Owls may be wise, but they sure know how to cut loose and have fun!"
"Why did the owl join a band? Because he had the 'hoot' factor!"
"Sometimes I wonder if owls are just really good at playing hide and seek."
"I’m not a regular owl, I’m a cool owl."
"You can always tell an owl is having a good time by its hoot."
"Why do owls always get invited to parties? Because they’re a hoot!"
"Owl you need is love… and a good nap."
"I didn’t do it… I was framed! - Said the owl at the crime scene."
"Owls are just like us, they get tired of all the drama sometimes!"
"What does an owl say when it’s confused? Whooo am I?"
"I’ve got my owl-ery management under control!"
"Just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean I’m not having an ‘owl’ of a good time."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can adopt an owl. It’s kind of the same thing."
"An owl in the hand is worth two in the bush… if you’re looking for laughs!"
"What do you get if you cross an owl with a magician? A hoo-dini!"
"Owls are wise, but even they know how to have a good time!"
"Hoo’s ready for a night out?"
"When in doubt, hoot it out!"
"Owls: the original night owls."
"Why don’t owls ever get lost? Because they always follow their hoot instinct!"
"An owl’s favorite subject in school? Hoo-manities!"
"How do owls stay in shape? They give a hoot about fitness!"
"What do owls wear on Halloween? Hoot costumes!"
"Why did the owl break up with the owl? Because she thought he was a hoot but he was a hoot and a half!"
"Owls are like friends: the more you have, the better your life."
"The best part of being an owl? Keeping a low profile while observing life unfold."
"Why did the owl sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!"
"Owl jokes are never too cheesy; they’re just wise enough!"
"The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk."
"When everything is quiet, you can hear the owls talking to each other."
"Owls are the most mysterious creatures in the world. One moment they are talking, and the next they are silent."
"I think the best way to get things done is to be an owl; work nocturnally and sleep during the day!"
"You can’t hoot with the owls at night and expect to soar with the eagles during the day."
"Why do owls never go courting in the rain? Because it’s too wet to woo!"
"A wise old owl sat on an oak; the more he saw, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he heard. Why can’t we all be like that old bird?"
"I’m a night owl... and I’m also lazy. So, I’m a hoot!"
"Two owls in a tree. One says, 'Can you hoot like an owl?' The other replies, 'I don't know, can you?', 'Hoo hoo!' 'See? You are an owl!'"
"What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoo-dini!"
"Owls are like mushrooms; the more you look at them, the funnier they seem!"
"I wonder if owls pay attention to human sleep schedules. I have my doubts, but they sure are fun to sleep with!"
"Never underestimate an owl. They know how to swoop in and take care of business."
"Owls are nature's comedians. They always add a hoot to the night sky!"
"Why do owls never get lost? They always wing it!"
"Owls may be wise, but that doesn't stop them from getting into the occasional night mischief!"
"What did the owl say to the squirrel? 'You crack me up, fur ball!'"
"Did you know owls can’t hoot in daylight? It's too bright, not like their personalities!"
"Every time I think of an owl, I wonder how they got so wise while I’m still here laughing at jokes about them."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the night owl gets the pizza!"
"I wanted to be a night owl, but then I realized I’m just an exhausted pigeon."
"Why do owls always look so wise? Because they just take it one night at a time!"
"An owl on a tree says to its friend, 'Whoo are you?'"
"Why did the owl bring a pencil to bed? Because it wanted to draw its dreams!"
"As night falls, I like to think of myself as an owl. Quiet, observant, and ready for a late-night snack!"
"Why was the owl invited to every party? Because he knew how to hoot it up!"
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