106 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Math.
"Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated."
"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."
"I’m not good at math, but I know a good fraction when I see one."
"Math: the only subject that matters!"
"I have a math problem. I’ll be down in a minute... if you need me, just look for the non-area under the curve."
"Just because you have a brain, doesn’t mean you have to use it for math!"
"Math is a subject that never changes, but a student’s dislike for it can change in an instant."
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"Algebraic symbols are the shorthand of logic."
"How do you make seven even? Take away the 's'!"
"Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight ate nine!"
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction would throw soda at you."
"I'm trying to be good at math, but I keep getting stuck on the problems!"
"The only math I'm good at is counting the number of times I can avoid doing it!"
"Why don’t calculators ever argue? They always agree to disagree."
"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?"
"Mathematics: the art of giving the same name to different things."
"Life is a math equation. In order to gain the most, you have to know how to convert the negatives into positives."
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary."
"Calculus is the art of drawing cheating pictures with mathematics."
"I’m bad at math, but I can count on my friends."
"Algebra is the only place where a person buys 60 watermelons and nobody asks why."
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"Math: The only subject that makes you count your mistakes."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!"
"Math: The only field where you can buy 20 eggs and when you go home, you find you have more than 20!"
"I have a math degree. I can’t take my dog to the vet because the bills are through the roof."
"In math class, you learn that if some people can’t do math, they just don’t measure up."
"Why was the obtuse angle so sad? Because it was never right."
"Math is the only subject that could make you look stupid in front of a calculator."
"In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them."
"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!"
"I've heard the definition of a mathematician is someone who can take a complex problem and make it simple, and when they've simplified it, they have another complex one ready to start working on!"
"Math is like a passionate lover; I chase it, but I keep losing it!"
"Finding the right angle can solve even the biggest problems."
"Pi is just an approximation of infinity, much like my last relationship."
"The only thing I learned in geometry is that angles are just little lines of confusion."
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"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really well."
"Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else."
"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t."
"Math is the only subject that counts."
"I’m in a love triangle with geometry and algebra."
"Math: The only subject that involves a lot of problems to solve and no escape routes."
"Algebra: The only place where a guy named ‘X’ gets to hide from ‘Y’!"
"Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots."
"Math is like a good story — it has a structure, conflict, and resolution."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, using math."
"In math, you will find that problems follow problems like a herd of cows!"
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital."
"You can’t be unhappy in math; it’s the only place where we can find ‘x’!"
"Math is the language of the universe, but I need a translator."
"Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me a chance to divide my happiness."
"The only time I feel like I’m being smart is when I’m using a calculator."
"My love for math is as infinite as the number of problems to solve!"
"Calculus is the art of giving a name to a process."
"I’ll stop procrastinating when I am done with my math homework."
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
"Math is like a sledgehammer — it can break down walls or build things up."
"It’s a shame that the math department is in the basement. Maybe they should just subtract it from the university."
"I’m not a math expert. I’m just a math enthusiast who has successfully avoided math."
"I have a math joke, but I’m afraid it will get too much attention."
"Dear Math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems."
"I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, but graphs are an entirely different story."
"Math may not teach me how to add love or minus hate, but it gives me a new appreciation for empty spaces."
"Math teachers have too much problems."
"Mathematics is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated."
"Math is the only subject that counts! And it's the only subject where you can make mistakes and still get credit for it!"
"Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it realized it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else."
"Finding the right angle is important. Just ask a math teacher."
"Math: It's all about solving problems and making sense of chaos."
"You can count on me to always make a joke about math. Just don’t ask me to solve it!"
"Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!"
"I want to be a mathematician, but I've realized I have a serious division issue."
"I hear that math makes you smarter, but have you heard about the benefits of making math funny?"
"Math is like love, a simple idea, but it can become very complicated."
"To the mathematicians who filled my head with numbers, thank you for making my life infinitely fascinating."
"If I had a dollar for every time I solved a math problem, I’d still be broke."
"Numbers, in the end, are all about relationships, and I much prefer the simpler ones!"
"Math problems are like math teachers: full of solutions and no sense of humor!"
"My love for math is like an exponential function; it’s just going to keep growing."
"As a mathematician, I’m great at statistics; I can even count the times I’ve failed at math!"
"I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a room with a bunch of mathematicians discussing the nature of the universe, and they’ve turned to me and said, 'But what about the squaring of the circle?'"
"Mathematics is the only subject that counts."
"Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
"Finding the right angle in geometry is as important as finding the right angle in life."
"Dear Math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems."
"Math may not teach me how to add love or minus hate, but it gives me a fun way to multiply my dreams."
"Math is like love; a simple idea but it can get complicated."
"Why did seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!"
"Math teachers have too many problems."
"Math: The only subject that counts."
"Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more cents."
"What did one math book say to the other? 'I’ve got problems!'"
"Why was the obtuse angle so frustrated? Because it was never right."
"I didn’t choose the math life, the math life chose me."
"Without geometry, life is pointless."
"Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things."
"A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there."
"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen."
"Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."
"Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
"Math is like a love affair; you don't realize how complicated it can be until it's too late."
"The number of mathematicians is never what you expect. They are just too good at hiding."
"Mathematics is the music of reason."
"The only angles I want to work with are right ones."
"Why are obtuse angles so good at socializing? Because they’re always right!"
"Math is what you do when you’re bored. Like getting beans in a row!"
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