128 result(s) for Funny Cuban Quotes.
"In Cuba, we don't have anything, but everyone is happy. That tells you that the problem is not what we have, but the attitude we have toward our lives."
"In Cuba, when we get mad, we start laughing. It's a strange way to let steam off."
"I learned a long time ago that it's not yet time to be serious. You have to laugh before the world laughs at you!"
"Life is like a cigar: It must be smoked to the end - and the better the cigar, the longer it will last."
"In Cuba, the ice is colder, the stars are brighter, and the laughter is louder!"
"If you don't laugh, you cry, and we Cubans prefer to laugh!"
"Cuba is a little strange – everyone is either laughing or as mad as a hatter."
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"In Cuba, if you don't have music, you don't have a party. If you don’t have laughter, you have nothing."
"The Cuban people know how to find humor even in the toughest of times."
"In Cuba, even the problems dance during the fiesta!"
"When life gives you lemons, be like a Cuban and make mojitos instead!"
"Cuban humor is like rum: you can’t get enough!"
"Why do Cubans toss their clocks out the window? Because they want to see time fly!"
"Cuban jokes are like cigars – you can’t just have one!"
"In Cuba, every day is a carnival; even the serious moments are dressed in costumes!"
"Laughter is the currency of the Cuban spirit."
"Why did the Cuban cross the road? To get to the other side and tell a joke!"
"In Cuba, the sun shines brighter on those who laugh."
"Cuba’s political situation is dire, but our humor is always in surplus!"
"A Cuban will tell you that life is serious enough, so don’t take it too seriously!"
"Cuba: where every dinner is a comedy show!"
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"In the heart of every Cuban, there’s a joke waiting to burst out."
"When you say 'Cuban', I hear 'party', and when I hear 'party', I think of laughter."
"What do you call a Cuban who doesn’t laugh? A tourist!"
"Our history may be serious, but we write it with the ink of humor."
"Cuba – where even the politicians have a sense of humor."
"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
"Cuba knows how to party ... and there's no better party than this one!"
"In Cuba, the people are so friendly, they will ask you how you are doing even before you land!"
"If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?"
"There’s a saying in Cuba: 'When a fool in love gets a cold, he sneezes under his hat.'"
"I have the best intentions. I just have a hard time remembering them!"
"Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!"
"In Cuba, we consider coffee a food group."
"You know you are in Cuba when you can’t tell if it’s a car or a mechanical sculpture passing by!"
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"We don't have time for small talk; we're too busy solving the world's problems over a mojito."
"The only thing we take seriously here is laughter."
"A bad day at work is better than a good day in the office… at least in Cuba!"
"Life is too short not to drink rum and dance to the sound of the waves."
"The road to happiness is paved with laughter and lots of salsa!"
"If the world ends, I'll sing and dance my way out of here."
"In Cuba, we are all a little crazy, but in a good way!"
"Take your time; nobody else is in a hurry!"
"The weather is always perfect for a mojito in Cuba!"
"I asked my friend what time it is. He said it was 'salsa time'!"
"When life gives you lemons, start a cocktail bar!"
"You call this a traffic jam? This is just another opportunity to exchange stories."
"The sun is shining, the music is playing, and the cigars are lit – must be Tuesday!"
"If you can laugh at your problems, you have no problems at all!"
"We have three main courses in Cuba: rice, beans, and laughter."
"Cigars in one hand, a cocktail in the other, and a world of joy in my heart!"
"Why worry about the future when we can dance in the present?"
"In Cuba, we don't believe in impossible things. We have the impossible as a policy."
"I love my country. I just wish it would give me a little mercy!"
"In Cuba, the only thing more expensive than the internet is my grandma's medications!"
"Why do Cubans get their hair done every week? Because you never know when you'll have to beg for bread!"
"Things could be worse; I could be living in Florida!"
"Cubans are like coffee; strong, dark, and a little bitter, but you can't help but love us!"
"Why do we eat rice and beans? Because it's cheaper than therapy!"
"Cuba is a country where you can be a millionaire but can't buy a pack of gum!"
"Life in Cuba is like a broken pencil; pointless but funny!"
"Happiness is having a cold beer in Cuba... and it's still cold when you get it!"
"In Cuba, we have two types of fuel: gas and laughter!"
"The secret to a happy life in Cuba: lower your expectations and raise your rum!"
"Only in Cuba can you find a two-hour waiting line to buy soap, and somehow, it still feels like a party!"
"I wanted to be a millionaire, but then I remembered I live in Cuba!"
"Cuban time means you arrive when you feel like it. Even the clocks are on vacation!"
"Cuban politics is like a game of chess: nobody knows how to play, but everybody thinks they are a grandmaster!"
"Why do Cubans love music? Because it drowns out the singing from the government!"
"In Cuba, the only thing that flies faster than a chicken is government paperwork!"
"Cuban weather: 90% humidity, 10% hope!"
"Why did the Cuban chicken cross the road? To prove it could escape the government!"
"We may not have many options, but at least we make the best of it... usually with rum!"
"There are two types of people in Cuba: those who complain and those who haven't figured out how to!"
"In Cuba, we don't pay much attention to the past; we prefer to laugh about it!"
"Every Cuban dinner is a feast; even if we're just eating our dreams!"
"The spirit of Cuba: We may be broke, but we can still throw a good fiesta!"
"In Cuba, we don't stress; we just take deep breaths... and whistle a son!"
"I asked the doctor to give me a wake-up call, and he opted for a defibrillator."
"Cuban coffee is just like the people: strong, sweet, and a little bit crazy."
"In Cuba, we don't have winter. We have an eternal summer, where the only coat you need is the one made of sunscreen."
"Cuban humor: Where we laugh about everything because that’s the only way to cope!"
"Life is too short to be normal. Be Cuban instead."
"If you can't find a reason to laugh at life, just remember that the menu here often comes with a 'No Refund' policy."
"Why do we never ask our elders for advice on how to live? Because their answer is always the same: 'Just drink more rum!'"
"In Cuba, we don’t do diet. We do 'counting blessings' with a side of pork!"
"I don't always need a reason to dance, but when I do, I make sure it's to a Cuban beat!"
"You can take away a Cuban’s meat, but you can’t take away our sass!"
"Only in Havana do you put more rum in your coffee than in your drink!"
"In Cuba, salsa dancing is not just a pastime; it's how we get our daily exercise and laughter!"
"Laughter is the best medicine, and in Cuba, we dispense it by the bottle!"
"Why do Cuban men never get lost? Because they always follow the sound of music and laughter!"
"I don't need therapy; I just need a good Cuban joke and some black beans."
"The secret to Cuban success? You laugh at your problems until they disappear!"
"To be Cuban is to know that the best cure for anything is laughter and a Cuba Libre!"
"Why is Cuba so amazing? Because we even make our troubles dance!"
"Cuban humor is like a fine rum: it gets better with a little age!"
"Here, we resolve conflicts with laughter, not arguments. It's the secret to our happiness!"
"In Cuba, a bad day is just a good story waiting to be told!"
"Why do Cubans make such great storytellers? Because every joke has a twist of fate!"
"I told my friend he should quit drinking, but he said he wouldn’t listen to someone who doesn’t even take the time to mix a mojito!"
"Life is like a Cuban sandwich: sometimes you just have to put it all together to make it work!"
"In Cuba, we have a saying: 'Your place is where your heart is.' So, if your heart is somewhere else, just keep your mouth shut in Cuba."
"In Cuba, if something is difficult, it’s almost always possible! It’s just better if you don’t ask how!"
"Cuban coffee: Like a relationship, you need it strong and sweet."
"In Cuba, the only thing ‘fast’ is the internet... when it’s off."
"You haven't truly experienced Cuba until you've tried to figure out where to find a cab on a Friday night."
"When life gives you lemons, make a mojito. Or better yet, make it a Cuba Libre!"
"Cuba: Where the internet is slower than the taxi drivers' reaction time."
"In Cuba, we can fix anything as long as it’s not a flat tire — that requires a miracle."
"You know you are in Cuba when the jalopy you just rode in requires more maintenance than your grandma."
"If you’re looking for a straight answer in Cuba, you’ll need to turn around and head back to where you came from."
"Cuban humor: It’s like a cigar; sometimes you just have to light it up to get it going."
"Cuba teaches you to enjoy the little things, like sitting on a sidewalk and watching life... go very slowly."
"In Cuba, we don’t count the years, we count the maracas!"
"If patience is a virtue, then Cubans are the most virtuous people on Earth."
"Cuban weather report: 90% chance of sun, 10% chance of an unplanned dance party."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but in Cuba, it’s actually rum!"
"Life is a beach in Cuba, but just remember to watch for flying umbrellas!"
"The only thing we take seriously in Cuba is the lack of serious things."
"In Cuba, we do not have problems; we only have opportunities for creativity!"
"Coming to Cuba? Bring your humor and leave your stress at home."
"In Cuba, the only schedule that matters is the one for lunch."
"Cuban solution for everything: Con un poco de humor, se resuelve todo!"
"Taking a photo in Cuba is like trying to teach salsa to a chicken – it will happen eventually, but it might just involve a lot of laughter."
"In Cuba, even the clocks take their time."
"You know you are in Cuba when 'Rubio' is the worst compliment you could give someone!"
"Cuba is a place where we fix our cars while having one hand in a mojito."
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