122 result(s) for Funny Anniversary Quotes For Boyfriend.
"I love you more than I love pizza. And that’s saying a lot."
"Happy anniversary! I’d say you’re my favorite person, but that would mean I’d have to choose, and the truth is I have way too many favorites."
"Another year of love, laughter, and you taking up the entire bed. Happy anniversary!"
"They say marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Happy anniversary!"
"I love you even when you’re grumpy, and I love the way you steal the sheets. Happy anniversary!"
"We go together like coffee and donuts. And that’s a perfect match! Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! You’re my favorite headache!"
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"Two things I love most in life: you and dessert. Happy anniversary!"
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. But if you ever eat my last piece of pizza, we might have a problem!"
"Cheers to another year of not killing each other! Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! Remember, you’re not just my boyfriend; you’re also my personal comedian!"
"Love is blind, but my love for you is totally unfiltered… and kinda weird!"
"In the game of love, I’d still choose you over the candy aisle. Happy anniversary!"
"You’re still my favorite, even when your socks are on the floor! Happy anniversary!"
"If you weren’t so great at keeping me entertained, I might actually get some work done! Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! I’m so glad we still like each other after all this time!"
"You're the reason I have a smile on my face and also the reason why I sometimes roll my eyes. Happy anniversary!"
"Here’s to love, laughter, and a lifetime of stealing each other’s fries!"
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni and the reason I am not on a diet. Happy anniversary!"
"I love you even when you steal the blankets. And that’s true love. Happy anniversary!"
"Another year of us getting weird together. Happy anniversary!"
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"Happy anniversary! If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I wouldn’t need you to pay for dinner tonight!"
"Thanks for being my partner in crime and my biggest fan — and for never judging my Netflix choices."
"Happy anniversary! You’ve still got me laughing even when you’re just snoring!"
"We’ve been through so much together; I think we deserve barrels of ice cream on this anniversary!"
"I love you tons, even when you look like a hot mess! Happy anniversary!"
"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow. Let’s make it fun, my love!"
"Happy anniversary! I still love you more than pizza. And you know how much I love pizza."
"I love you more than a squirrel loves its nuts. Happy anniversary!"
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the biggest reason I have to roll my eyes. Happy anniversary!"
"You’re still the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy anniversary!"
"They say love is blind, but I think it just has a really great sense of humor. Cheers to another year of laughter!"
"Happy anniversary! I’d say we’ve made it another year without killing each other, but let’s not jinx it!"
"Our anniversary: the only time it’s okay to say ‘I love you’ and ‘where are my keys?’ in the same breath."
"Cheers to us and our love! May it be as fabulous as the socks you wear on our anniversary."
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"Love is sharing your popcorn. Happy anniversary, my dear!"
"Happy anniversary! I’m so glad we met before all the online dating apps ruined love."
"I love you even when you’re grumpy, which is most of the time. Happy anniversary!"
"You’re the only person I’d share my snacks with. Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! Here’s to another year of me being right and you being wrong!"
"Our relationship is like a fine wine, it’s all about the bad jokes and the good moments. Happy anniversary!"
"Another year with you is enough to make me consider a second dog—just kidding, I can’t share you."
"Happy anniversary! Remember, if we ever break up, I’m taking the Wi-Fi."
"You’ve still got the moves like Jagger, and I’m still here shaking my head. Happy anniversary!"
"Love is telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! Together, we are a masterpiece... or maybe a little modern art? Either way, we’re entertaining!"
"You are my favorite person to annoy. Happy anniversary, darling!"
"You’re still my favorite distraction after all this time. Happy anniversary!"
"Love is friendship set on fire. I guess we’ve set up a bonfire! Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! Being with you is like having a fun-sized candy bar—sweet and unexpected!"
"You make my heart race, like when I realize I’ve eaten your last slice of pizza. Happy anniversary!"
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"I love you even though you annoy me every day."
"Love is all about being stupid together."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"You complete me. Well, mostly, I’m just looking for the remote."
"I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow—especially if you keep stealing the sheets."
"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."
"They say love is blind, but I’d say love is just really bad at math. It makes you forget how much you're supposed to spend on anniversaries."
"Love can be a joke; all you need is an audience."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."
"Remember, we're all in this together—so you can’t get mad at me for stealing the covers."
"If you think you are the best, then I am the best partner for you."
"You're just like a fine wine: the more I drink, the better I feel."
"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything and two minus one equals nothing."
"I love you like Kanye loves Kanye."
"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"I love you more than pizza. And that's saying a lot."
"You put the 'we' in 'weird.'"
"I love you even when I'm hungry."
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it."
"Our love is like a software update. Whenever I think it’s done, it keeps getting better."
"You're my favorite distraction."
"I love you more than my morning coffee. And that’s saying a lot."
"Thanks for being my unpaid therapist."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"You're the only reason I have to get out of bed in the morning. And that’s only because I need coffee."
"Happy anniversary to my partner in crime. Let's keep breaking the rules."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"Every day with you is my favorite day. So, today is my new favorite day."
"You're the reason I wake up smiling. And also because I have to use the bathroom."
"You had me at pizza."
"I love you more than I love getting up from the couch."
"Happy anniversary! I wouldn't want to live this life with anyone else unless I could live it with Samuel L. Jackson."
"I love you and I don't care who knows it!"
"I can't believe we've put up with each other this long!"
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"You're the sprinkles on my cupcake."
"Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again… right before I remember all the annoying things you do."
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"Happy anniversary! I’m so glad we’re together. I was about to cancel my subscription to loneliness."
"I love you even when I’m really hungry."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"I love you more than I loved my ex. And that’s saying a lot."
"You’re like the best part of my day... even when my day is full of naps."
"I still fall for you every day. And that’s kind of a tripping hazard."
"Happy anniversary! Let’s celebrate the love we got... or at least the love we didn’t scare away!"
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger!"
"You're my favorite notification."
"Our love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably crap."
"You're the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life."
"Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for... even at 6 AM!"
"You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang."
"We’re like a really small gang. One that needs snacks."
"You're my favorite person to annoy."
"Happy anniversary! Remember, I’m always right, even when I’m wrong!"
"You're the one I want to binge-watch Netflix with for the rest of my life."
"If loving you was a job, I'd be the most dedicated worker. Well, as long as I get a coffee break."
"I love you to the fridge and back."
"Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite sitcom!"
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