133 result(s) for Famous Jersey Shore Quotes.
"I’m not a plastic, I’m a real person."
"The situation is serious."
"How far can you go with a guido? We’re talking about the ultimate Jersey experience."
"Ain’t nobody got time for that!"
"I’m not perfect, but I’m a work in progress."
"You’re not going to find a better group of friends than this right here."
"It's time to do a little bit of work, get a little bit of sun, and have a little bit of fun."
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"Let’s hit the club!"
"You know what I’m here for. I’m here for the drama!"
"I don't trust anybody that doesn't party."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza."
"We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time."
"I’m like a free spirit; I just go with the flow."
"Don't be jealous of my boogie!"
"I need a drink."
"We are the Jersey Shore."
"It's like the summer of love... except it's a little bit more tan."
"Just because you’re on reality TV doesn’t mean you abandon your real life."
"Tan, laundry, and pizza."
"It's all about partying and havin' a good time."
"I did not get this body by starving myself."
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"I live for drama!"
"We’re all made of different kinds of awesome."
"When you say 'drama,' I say 'life'."
"Life's too short to be serious."
"You can't teach a guido!"
"It’s Friday! Time to make stories for Monday."
"I'm the Kim Kardashian of Jersey Shore."
"I’m just a Jersey girl trying to make it."
"I don't want to be like a parent to you guys. I want to be like your boss."
"It’s not about what you wear; it’s about how you wear it."
"I am not a one-night stand kind of girl; I'm a classy girl."
"I can't even breathe in this shirt!"
"We’re not just a group of friends—we’re a family."
"I’m a free spirit; that’s who I am."
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"You can’t handle the truth!"
"There’s no such thing as too much Jersey."
"I’m not talking to you; I’m talking to her!"
"This is my time to shine."
"You can’t put a price on me."
"You have to stand up for your friends."
"I’m just going to drink and dance."
"It's all in the game, bro."
"You’re all my children, and I love you."
"This is the best summer ever."
"I don’t want to look like a clown!"
"You can’t control the situation; it controls you."
"We go hard or we go home."
"Love is a battlefield, and I’m the soldier."
"You’ve got to pick your battles."
"I’m a wild card."
"What happens in the house, stays in the house."
"Just because I’m not being nice doesn’t mean I’m a bad person."
"Life’s a party, and I’m just here to enjoy it."
"GTL, baby! Gym, Tan, Laundry!"
"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."
"I am a nice guy, I just have a bad attitude."
"I’m more of a lover than a fighter, but I’ll fight if I have to."
"You can’t really live life to the fullest if you’re worried about what people think."
"I am not here for a long time, I’m here for a good time."
"Sometimes I feel like I’m living a double life."
"We’re gonna be on the beach in our bikini, having a blast!"
"This is my beach, and if you're going to be doing that on my beach, it's not gonna happen."
"I’m proud to be Italian!"
"The only way to get over my fear is to do it!"
"I need a few shots to really open up."
"We are the situation."
"Listen, if you do not want to grab my hair, don’t."
"When life gives you lemons, grab the tequila and salt."
"I don’t know how to do that."
"I’m not a drama queen, I’m a drama princess."
"I’m not a fighter, I’m a lover."
"You can't have a Jersey Shore without the 'Shore' part."
"You can’t just throw it out there, you’ve got to process it."
"I’m here to have a good time, and that’s it."
"If there’s a will, there’s a way."
"Always keep it real."
"Food before boys."
"This is what we do: We party."
"I'm not a Jersey girl; I just happen to live in Jersey."
"GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry."
"You can't put the Jersey Shore in a box."
"I’m trying to do the right thing here."
"I’m a blast, a party!"
"It’s time to get my dance on!"
"You’re a grenade. I’m a rocket launcher."
"I will not share my pickles!"
"Let’s get this party started!"
"I don't need to be at the center of the universe."
"I’m tan. I’m hot. I’m single."
"We don’t need to go to clubs; we are the club!"
"If you don't like it, there's the door."
"It's just hair; I could always wear a wig."
"It's time to see what I can do."
"I am who I am, and I love who I am."
"We make memories that will last a lifetime."
"You know I’m flawless."
"I'm a little bit of a diva."
"I don’t go out pretending I’m something I’m not."
"Shut up! You’re gonna ruin the party!"
"I’m here to party, not to argue."
"This is my life, and it’s fabulous!"
"What happens in the house... stays in the house!"
"Listen, I’m not a hater."
"We are the reality of reality TV."
"I’m a nice person until you mess with me."
"I'm just saying, if I were to die tomorrow, I would want my last meal to be a whole bunch of sushi."
"The situation is under control!"
"Cabs are here!"
"I am not a one-night stand kinda girl."
"You can take the girl out of the Jersey shore, but you can't take the Jersey shore out of the girl."
"You’re not perfect, but you’re perfect for me."
"I’ve got some serious beach hair going on right now."
"I’m from New Jersey. You got a problem with that?"
"I’m gonna be a ho, and I don’t care."
"We do it big!"
"This is the house that we built at the shore."
"I am the sweetest person you’ll meet, but cross me, and I’ll be a monster."
"Hope for the best, prepare for the worst."
"Get crazy, get wild, let's party, get loud!"
"If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at anyone."
"I’m like a diamond in the rough; I’m not just an innocent girl."
"I don’t do ‘nice.’ I do fabulous!"
"I’m just trying to be relatable."
"I’m not a bad guy, I just have bad tendencies."
"I’ll make you a deal: I’ll stop being crazy if you stop being boring."
"These shoes will steal the show."
"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
"You can’t always be the party. Sometimes you just have to be the hangover."
"Ultimately, I want to be happy."
"The night is still young, my friend."
"Why be normal when you can be extraordinary?"
"I don’t want to be the girl who has to take care of everyone."
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