132 result(s) for Funny Pregnancy Announcement Quotes.
"I can’t believe I’m going to be a mom! What was I thinking?!!!"
"We’re officially adding a new little peanut to our family!"
"Guess what? We’re bringing a new human into the world! No pressure, right?"
"I’m going to be a mom! Just not a 'cool' mom…"
"Oops! We did it again… but this time, we were trying!"
"Looks like I am growing a tiny human inside me. How did that happen?"
"We’re expecting a mini-me, coming soon!"
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"Pregnancy: The only time you can be super sleepy, and it's considered cute."
"I think it's time for a 'Big Brother' shirt!"
"If you think I’m moody now, just wait until the due date!"
"Surprise! We’re adding a new member to our family—due [insert date]!"
"My new dietary restrictions include: only ice cream and pickles."
"We’re having a baby! I hope it’s not a latch-key kid."
"Bun in the oven: Loading…"
"Guess what? We’re adding a little 'squishy' to our lives!"
"Hold my drink while I go push a human out of my body!"
"Baby on board! The countdown has officially begun!"
"Here we go again… diaper duty time!"
"Do I need to buy a bigger car yet?"
"Caution: Baby in progress!"
"Time to start saving for college… and therapy!"
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"Eat, sleep, play, repeat. Coming to life soon!"
"Looks like my future is about to be very exciting—full of dirty diapers!"
"I’m not just eating for two… I’m also napping for two!"
"Get ready world, we’re giving you the cutest little munchkin ever!"
"We are adding a new little pea to our pod!"
"The best is yet to come... In 9 months!"
"Baby on board! My favorite passenger!"
"We’re expecting a tiny human! And a lot of sleepless nights."
"Eating for two? Not quite. I’m pretty sure I’m eating for three!"
"I can’t wait to meet the tiny human who will take over my life!"
"This is one area where being bloated is totally acceptable!"
"Current status: Pregnant. Next status: Baby!"
"Looks like we’ll need a bigger house… baby’s coming!"
"We’re pregnant! And no, we’re not just getting chubby."
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"It takes nine months to make a baby, but it only takes one minute to make a parent!"
"9 months of growing, a lifetime of loving!"
"Guess what? Our family is about to get a little cuter!"
"We’re expecting a new addition to our family… and we’re not talking about a dog!"
"Our house is about to get a lot messier!"
"The bump is here! Let the cravings begin!"
"We’re not just growing a baby; we’re growing a whole new love!"
"Baby loading… please wait."
"Holy guacamole, we’re having a baby!"
"Coming soon: one adorable baby!"
"Watch out world, we’re bringing a new boss into the house!"
"Who knew that a tiny heartbeat could make us feel so big!"
"Making room for tiny toes and diaper woes!"
"Eating cupcakes and growing a baby… it’s a tough job but someone has to do it!"
"Let’s give this parenting thing a shot; we’ve got a baby on the way!"
"Spoiler alert: We’re having a baby!"
"We’re expecting a tiny human, who will rule our lives, starting now!"
"Baby on board! Prepare for a wild ride!"
"Looks like we’re adding a new member to our family team!"
"We’re getting a little more cluttered, and a lot more loved!"
"Officially outnumbered! The pets are going to need to step up!"
"And just like that, we’re growing our family by two feet!"
"Looks like our family tree is going to sprout a new branch!"
"We’re expecting a little one and it’s not a pizza delivery!"
"It took us a while, but we’re finally getting the hang of this baby-making thing!"
"We’re pregnant! Get ready to meet your newest cuddle buddy!"
"Baby: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other!"
"We’re making a human! Expectations may vary."
"Excuse the mess, we’re expecting a little miracle!"
"Coming soon: A mini-version of us with way more personality!"
"Caution: Mommy and Daddy will be under new management!"
"Get ready for parenting 101, class is in session!"
"We’re having a baby! Soon we will be in a toddler zone!"
"All you need is love... and a baby!"
"We can’t keep calm; we’re having a small person!"
"Food cravings and weird moods, oh boy, we’re pregnant!"
"A little miracle is on the way, and we can’t wait!"
"All aboard the baby express! Next stop: Parenthood!"
"Sugar and spice, and everything nice, plus a little bit of chaos!"
"Looks like we’re about to become a trio and not just a couple!"
"Get ready for a lifetime supply of hugs and messes!"
"We’re expecting a baby and we couldn’t be happier!"
"Can’t wait to meet our little miracle, who’ll steal our hearts!"
"We’re having a baby! We request your presence at the diaper party."
"I’m just here to announce that I’m going to be a mother! Cue the wine!"
"A baby makes love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller, and a home happier."
"Oh, baby! You’ll have plenty of time to sleep when you’re dead. For now, let’s party!"
"Pregnancy: The only time in life when you can nap and get away with it. On demand!"
"We’re expanding our family by two tiny feet!"
"I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. A mom!"
"Announcing my new roommate: Baby!"
"Getting ready for the greatest adventure of our lives—parenthood!"
"The only thing more exhausting than pregnancy is telling everyone you’re pregnant."
"Baby on board! I’m eating for two, not counting the snacks."
"Can’t wait to meet the new boss in our house!"
"We’re adding a new branch to our family tree!"
"There’s a bun in the oven, and it’s about to get hot!"
"Somewhere in this belly is a baby dungeon master waiting to take over the world."
"I always wanted to be a mom. Now I’m getting gifted with a baby!"
"I hope my kid’s first word is ‘pizza’!"
"Excited to announce our family is growing. Help us keep it a secret—until the baby shower!"
"The adventure begins with one little heartbeat."
"Expecting a new arrival and a lot more love!"
"We decided to throw caution and birth control to the wind!"
"I hope my future baby inherits my love for tacos!"
"Free baby snuggles coming soon!"
"Raising a tiny human is going to cost us... a lot of coffee!"
"Number of the day: 9 months until we meet our little miracle!"
"Our family is growing by two feet, and we can’t wait!"
"Surprise! We’re having a baby — and no, it’s not a taco baby."
"We’re expecting a new roommate who will be way more demanding than our current one!"
"I have a baby on board! Thanks for traffic, it's better than a speed limit!"
"Pregnancy is might be the only time in a woman’s life she can be in a bad mood and be able to blame it on someone else."
"I’m going to be a mom! Now my biggest fear is that I ruin my child forever."
"Guess what? We’re adding a little 'bump' to our family!"
"Things are about to get really cute in here!"
"Eating for two? More like eating for two hundred!"
"Baby loading... please wait!"
"We’re having a baby! Now I need a nap!"
"Looks like I’ll have to brush up on my lullabies!"
"Guess who’s going to be an expert at diaper duty?"
"Our family is growing by two feet!"
"I think my little one’s a foodie, too!"
"Time to add more chaos to our lives!"
"We’ve got a bun in the oven, and we can’t wait to meet our little baker!"
"Pregnant and glowing? More like tired and eating!"
"I’m just a normal person, but now I’m a normal person with a little human inside!"
"We’re making room for a tiny human to invade our space!"
"The best is yet to come… and by ‘best’ I mean sleepless nights!"
"Warning: Mom-to-be may suddenly get very emotional over commercials."
"Looks like I’ll soon be rewatching all of Disney’s greatest hits!"
"Our greatest adventure begins with a positive pregnancy test!"
"We’re not just buying baby clothes, we’re investing in cuteness!"
"Can’t wait to meet our little miracle (and completely lose our sleep)!"
"The joy of pregnancy: realizing that our love is about to grow!"
"Soon to be parents and masters at diaper changes!"
"Excited to be co-creating a human!"
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