123 result(s) for Funny Bird Quotes.
"I don't like the idea of birds being pushed around. They are birds, they can fly."
"Some days, you're the pigeon. Some days, you're the statue."
"What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly? A shaky quail."
"If birds can be in love, then so can we."
"A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion."
"I’m not a bird, but I like to wing it!"
"Two birds in the hand are worth one bush in the hand."
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"Why did the birdie go to the hospital? To get a tweet-ment!"
"When I see a bird, I stop and stare because it’s the simplest thing in the world that inspires me."
"The best time to observe a fish is when he's a fly."
"If you want to be remembered, just remember to live like a bird on a wire."
"A wise old owl sat on an oak; the more he saw, the less he spoke."
"What is a bird’s favorite type of music? Tweeting!"
"Yo momma's so old, she knew the word before birds sang it!"
"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. – You never know how many birds it may be keeping out."
"Remember, you can’t soar with the eagles if you’re going to hoot with the owls."
"Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already have Twitter!"
"If you give a bird a platform, it’s going to sing like there’s no tomorrow!"
"Birds are the most marvelous creatures; they can fly, and they make beautiful sounds. That is a real gift!"
"What do you get when you cross a bird and a lawn mower? Shredded tweet."
"Chirp, chirp! You are supposed to be awake and laughing."
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"It’s hard to be a comedian when your comedy is based on your bird actions!"
"You can’t fly with the best if you keep hanging around the rest."
"I’m not a bird watcher, I’m a bird listener."
"Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time you are near."
"I’m not flying, I’m just falling with style."
"Birds of a feather flock together, but opposites attract."
"A crow with a broken wing will still land upon the blackest of trees."
"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass."
"Every bird that chirps is a reminder that life goes on."
"We can't all be birds, but we can all learn how to fly."
"What’s a bird’s favorite type of music? Tweet-tweeet!"
"Birdwatching is a hobby where you get to wake up at an ungodly hour and stand outside yelling at squirrels."
"A parrot that talks is but a fraction of a bird that mutters."
"There is a magic about winter, a quietness, a calm that can only be found in the stillness of the birds."
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"Don’t worry if plan A doesn’t work out, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."
"What’s a bird’s least favorite type of weather? A ‘fowl’ storm!"
"Why don’t birds use Facebook? Because they already have Twitter!"
"The best time to start birdwatching is when all the birds are quiet."
"When everything feels like an uphill struggle, just think of the view from the top of the birdhouse."
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
"I like birds. They are easy to draw and believe"
"A bird's eye view is worth a thousand words."
"There are those who are always birds of a feather, and there are those who are just feathery."
"A hummingbird is like a piece of living jewelry that brings joy with its brilliance."
"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If you want to be free, be a bird."
"The flock is always right."
"It's hard to fly with eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys."
"Birds of a feather flock together — but only because they have to go out in public."
"You know you are getting old when the birds start singing out of tune."
"Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk!"
"Not all birds sing at the same time."
"I can't fly whether I'm free or captive."
"Every time I see a bird, I smile and wonder what kind of trouble it's causing."
"Two birds are better than one — unless you have a cat."
"Birds are the messengers of joy, even when they’re making a mess."
"A pigeon is just a dove with bad ideas."
"I'm like a bird... I can fly, but I don't know where to go."
"Birds: the only creatures that can get away with making a mess and still look graceful."
"Chirping is just birds’ way of procrastinating."
"If you think your cat is spoiled, just wait until you see a bird with a diamond-encrusted cage!"
"I asked a bird for help, but it just tweeted me an emoji."
"Birds are flying contradictions; they are permanently restless yet always at home in the sky."
"The only thing worse than being a bird is being a bird on a diet!"
"To a bird, the sky is a playground, to a cat, a buffet."
"Why don't birds use social media? Because they already tweet!"
"A bird perched on a branch is never a lazy bird."
"If wings were made for flying, why aren’t they in every bird’s diet plan?"
"I’m so glad I’m not a bird. They can’t even wear a shirt."
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song."
"Birds are the most elegant of creatures. They fly freely, and they leave the ground whenever they feel like it."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I love to watch birds. They are so graceful and they have such interesting personalities."
"Feathers, like people, are meant to be colorfully unique!"
"The chirping of the birds is just their way of saying, 'Good morning!' or 'I'm obnoxious!'"
"Birds are like poems that tell you they don't care what you think."
"What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? A chicken!"
"I saw a squirrel today and I thought, 'I’d rather be a squirrel than a bird.' They don’t have to worry about wind or things like that!"
"If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. Just like how birds look for beauty in everything!"
"Birds are the most beautiful words of nature. They are the poets of the sky."
"When a bird sings it doesn't sing for the whole crowd. It sings to make its own voice heard!"
"A bird doesn't need to know where it will land. It just knows how to fly."
"Why did the bird go to the hospital? It needed a tweetment!"
"Birds of a feather flock together and they have a good time doing it."
"The best time to watch birds is when they think no one is watching."
"To be free like a bird is to know no limits!"
"A catchphrase for birds: Tweet dreams are made of this!"
"Birds are not just in the sky, they are the messengers of happiness!"
"Tweet yourself a good morning!"
"If your parrot won't talk, it's time to teach it how to spin!"
"Would you rather be a bird, an airplane, or a worm? Worms are not invited to the conversation!"
"You know it's going to be a good day when the birds start singing before you're up!"
"Birds know how to have fun. They just let loose and sing anytime!"
"What’s a bird’s favorite type of music? Tweet pop!"
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bird in the bush is often the one that chirps the loudest."
"I don’t know why they call it a ‘chicken sandwich’ when it clearly has so much more bird in it!"
"If birds of a feather flock together, then I guess we’re all just a bunch of silly geese!"
"The only time a parrot speaks is when you don’t want it to."
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!"
"Birds are the most ancient creatures on Earth, and despite everything, they still can’t seem to learn to not fly into windows."
"I know a lot about birds. They fly, they poop, and they’re incredibly good at annoying the neighbors."
"I’m not saying I’m a bad bird owner, but my parrot has started to charge me rent."
"You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up to a flock of angry pigeons on your windowsill."
"I can’t help but admire how birds seem to ignore the concept of personal space when I’m outside."
"Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!"
"What do you call a bird that is great at math? A math-awk!"
"If we have a 'flock' of birds, shouldn't we also have a 'gaggle' of geese and a 'murder' of crows? It's like a bird-themed crime scene!"
"Why do birds make great musicians? Because they have the best tweet-tweets!"
"What do you call a foul-mouthed bird? A wise quacker!"
"Birds of a feather flock together, but it’s much more interesting when they start a dance-off."
"How do crows hold their meetings? On a tele-‘caw’-ference!"
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be a bird. Then I realized—pooping on people isn't the career for me."
"Did you hear about the bird that loved to dance? It was a real 'tweet'-heart."
"Birds might be able to fly, but they’ll never soar on as much caffeine as I can."
"What do you call a bird who can fix anything? A 'repair' pigeon!"
"When you’re a bird, every moment is 'wing'tastic!"
"If you want to be happy, be like a bird: chirp sing and know when to take a break."
"Why did the bird go to school? To improve its tweet-ed letters!"
"I told my pet bird to be quiet, but it just kept singing louder and insulting me; it must have been a real 'cock-a-doodle-doo'."
"What do you call it when a bird tells a joke? A 'pun-ny' bird!"
"Birds are the only creatures that fly for free while humans are charging for baggage."
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