102 result(s) for Funny Best Friends Quotes.
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just sit in silence for hours."
"The only thing better than having you as my best friend is that you’re also my family."
"It's not that we spend five days a week together. It's that when we're together, we act like we own the world."
"Best friends are the people you can be your weird self with."
"We’ll be the ones painting the town red, and then probably calling for a ride home."
"If you don’t make a fool of yourself in front of your friends, then are you really friends at all?"
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one!'"
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"You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else."
"A best friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"We’ll be the kind of friends that keep each other’s secrets and share each other’s crazy past."
"A friend is someone who makes it easy to believe in yourself."
"If you have good friends, you will never be bored."
"You and I are like a really small gang, messing things up together."
"I love you, but I also love pizza, so..."
"Friendship isn’t a big thing, it’s a million little things."
"I’ll always be there for you, unless we’re having a dance party. Then you’re on your own!"
"Best friend: someone who you can be a complete mess with."
"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it."
"Friends are the siblings we choose for ourselves."
"If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you are blessed."
"Good friends bring out the best in you. Best friends bring out the rest in you."
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"Friendship isn't a big thing, it's a million little things."
"It's not that we spend five days a week together. It's that we make the most of those days."
"Always remember that you are unique... just like everyone else."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much."
"I don’t know what I did to deserve friends like you, but I must’ve done something right."
"Friendship is stitching hearts together."
"We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will be there to catch you. After I stop laughing."
"There's nothing better than a friend, unless it's a friend with chocolate."
"Best friends are the people you can be weird with."
"I would take a bullet for you, but I would rather pass you the bullet and let you do it yourself."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone."
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"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much."
"Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer."
"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it definitely helps!"
"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."
"You and I are more than friends; we’re like a really small gang."
"A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world."
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and you both just take a nap."
"Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
"You know you’re best friends when you can sit in silence and still have a great conversation."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"You're my favorite person to annoy."
"It's not that we’re weird; it’s just that we’re the best kind of weird together."
"We all have that one friend who never lets us forget our bad decisions."
"Best friends: because if anyone else heard our conversations, we'd be locked up."
"True friends stab you in the front."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything."
"Together, we can take on the world, one donut at a time."
"Friendship is a full-time job, and you are hired for life."
"We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
"It's not that we spend five days a week together. It's that when we’re together, we can be ourselves."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you tons and think of you often."
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap."
"I don't know what I did to deserve a friend like you, but I hope it was something really, really cool."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"We’ll always be best friends because you know too much."
"We're the kind of friends that can sit in silence and not feel awkward about it."
"Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But true friends stick like an octopus on your face."
"I would take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but in the leg. Like a champ."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends."
"Having a best friend is like having a sister, only you don’t have to share your clothes."
"If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’ll be labeled as insane."
"We're like a really small gang."
"I hope we're friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends."
"Thank you for being my unpaid therapist."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things... alone."
"Friends are like fat people: they all come with their own baggage."
"I like you because you join in on my weirdness."
"A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
"It’s your life, live it like a meme."
"If you and I were on a sinking ship, I would share my door with you."
"Real friendship is about being there for each other when it really matters, and also when it doesn't."
"Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."
"I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Best friends make the good times even better and the hard times a whole lot easier."
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"I was an angel when I was a kid. Now, I'm just a best friend."
"There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate."
"Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with."
"We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much."
"You’re the friend I’d share my last slice of pizza with."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
"Good friends help you find important things when you have lost them… your smile, your hope, and your courage."
"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."
"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
"A best friend is someone who will always be there to listen and never judge."
"I don’t have a best friend. I have a partner in crime."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket… I would miss you so much."
"Life was meant for good friends and great adventures."
"You are my favorite notification."
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