116 result(s) for Dirty Quotes On T-Shirts.
"I was going to make a dirty joke, but it looks like I already got caught in the laundry."
"Life is short. Make it dirty."
"I'm not a vegetarian, but I will eat your vegetables."
"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
"I woke up like this: Dirty."
"That's what she said."
"I'm like a fine wine. I get better with age... and I make you feel dirty after you drink me."
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"Rules to live by: Be dirty, be happy!"
"Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere."
"If you're going to be late, be late in bed."
"You had me at bad decisions."
"I don't sweat. I sparkle."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
"I will not be lectured on the value of being a dirty girl."
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"Life's too short to be serious, so if you can't laugh at yourself, call me."
"Keep calm and get dirty."
"I'm a t-shirt kind of person: casual and just a little bit dirty."
"Don't be so hard on yourself; the world is a dirty place."
"My dirty mind is just an unintended side effect of my witty personality."
"Dare to be dirty."
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"Dirty hands make a happy man."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"I'm not a morning person."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"I’m in shape. Round is a shape."
"If you think I'm a mess, you should see my life."
"I have a bad attitude and I don't care!"
"You had me at 'Let's get pizza.'"
"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my own awesomeness."
"I'm just here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"I'm like a butterfly – pretty to see, hard to catch."
"I’m the reason I can’t have nice things."
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"I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time."
"Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze!"
"Yes, I’m a mess. But I’m a beautiful mess."
"I may be wrong, but I doubt it."
"If I were funny, I’d have a better T-shirt."
"I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow."
"Reality called, so I hung up."
"I can't adult today, please don't make me."
"My other shirt is dirty."
"I have a bad attitude, but I’m working on it."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
"I’m silently correcting your grammar."
"Adulting is like folding a fitted sheet, no one really knows how."
"Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?"
"My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat."
"I don’t sweat, I sparkle."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"I don't need your attitude, I have my own."
"Procrastinators unite... tomorrow."
"I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"If you can read this, I’m still procrastinating."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"That's not a mistake, that's a design feature."
"I need six months of vacation, twice a year."
"If I was a vegetable, I’d be a ‘cabbage’ since I can never make a decision."
"I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
"The early bird can have the worm, I'll take coffee."
"My brain has too many tabs open."
"Not today, Satan!"
"I'm not dirty, I'm just a little unkempt."
"If you can't handle my dirt, you don't deserve my clean."
"Too hot to handle, too cold to hold."
"I like my shirts like I like my jokes: dirty."
"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere."
"Life’s too short to wear boring t-shirts."
"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
"If you can read this, you’re too close."
"I might be a mess, but I'm a fun mess."
"Sassy, classy, with a touch of bad-assy."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Professional overthinker and amateur adult."
"I was normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"Spreading sarcasm like it’s peanut butter."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Eat, sleep, and be classy."
"I’m just here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"Caution: I'm contagious."
"Don’t bother me, I’m busy doing nothing."
"Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one."
"Yeah, I lift... my pizza to my mouth."
"In need of some adult supervision."
"Don’t follow me; I’m lost too."
"Warning: I am a hot mess."
"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat."
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Procrastinate now, don’t put it off."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesome."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized."
"I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep."
"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work."
"You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a pizza."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"I’m like a butterfly: pretty to see, hard to catch."
"I won’t tell you to be yourself, because I don’t even know who that is."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"If I was meant to be silent, I would have not been born with a voice."
"Cake is the answer, no matter the question."
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