124 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Donuts.
"I only live my life through donuts."
"I donut care about your diet."
"A day without donuts is like a day without sunshine."
"Donuts are the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"Marriage is like a doughnut, you are always looking for the hole."
"Donuts make life a little sweeter."
"Life is too short to skip the donut."
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"I have a donut problem. They are just too delicious!"
"I’m on a donut diet. So far, I’ve lost two donuts."
"If you think of donuts as a food group, then you’re doing it right."
"I could give up donuts, but I'm not a quitter."
"Donuts: because breakfast is too early to eat just one."
"On the eighth day, God created donuts."
"I like my donuts like I like my friends: sweet, round, and covered in sugar."
"Donuts are the ultimate comfort food."
"You donut know how much I love you!"
"Life happens, and donuts help."
"Glazed and confused—that's how I feel without my morning donut!"
"There’s no problem a donut can't solve."
"Donut take life too seriously; no one gets out alive anyway."
"Donuts are proof that good things come in sweet, round packages."
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"You can't make everyone happy; you're not a donut."
"What’s better than a donut? Two donuts!"
"Every donut is a story waiting to be tasted."
"Donuts are just a way of saying, 'Everything is going to be okay.'"
"I love you so much, I’d share my donuts with you."
"Life is too short to skip donuts."
"Donuts: because who needs a balanced diet?"
"I donut care what anyone says, I love donuts!"
"Donuts: The only thing sweeter than any breakup."
"I’m on the donut diet. So far I’ve lost 10 donuts!"
"If I could be any dessert, I would be a donut because I’m such a hole-y person."
"Donuts are like hugs. They’re round, warm, and make everything better."
"The secret to happiness is a donut in each hand."
"Life is what you make it. Make it sweet with donuts."
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"I could give up donuts, but I’m not a quitter."
"Donuts are proof that there’s a hole in everything."
"Eat a donut and be happy, the world could use more happy people."
"Donuts are my love language."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for donuts."
"I relish in the moments when donuts are involved."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy donuts, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Donuts aren't just food; they're a way of life."
"Donuts are the sprinkle of joy in the cake of life."
"Happiness is a warm donut."
"Donuts are like my favorite socks: deliciously snuggly and always there when I need them."
"Never underestimate the power of a donut."
"In a world full of chaos, donuts are a sweet escape."
"Every donut you eat gives you a cheerleader!"
"I donut care what anyone says, I'm going to eat this donut!"
"Donuts: Because you can't get sprinkles on a salad."
"Life is too short to be serious. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me... and I’ll laugh at you. Especially if you’re eating a donut."
"I like my donuts like I like my coffee: hot, sweet, and full of sugar."
"The only thing better than a donut is two donuts."
"There’s nothing a donut can’t fix."
"Every time I eat a donut, a little part of me wants to dance. But then the other part says, 'No, that’s just the sugar kicking in.'"
"I don't care how old you are, if a donut is offered to you, you take it!"
"There's a time and place for everything... and that time is donut time."
"I'm on a sugar-free diet. I won’t have sugar until I finish this donut."
"Donuts are my favorite food group."
"Keep calm and eat a donut."
"Donuts are just the circle of life – sweet and a little messy."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a donut."
"Some days you just gotta eat a donut and pretend you have your life together."
"I asked my doctor if I could eat donuts. He said, 'Sure, but only if you don’t eat too many.'"
"Life happens, coffee helps, donuts make it better!"
"I have a donut addiction, and I’m not even sorry about it."
"Donuts: because sometimes you need a little circle of happiness."
"If donuts were a currency, I’d be a millionaire!"
"Eat a donut today - tomorrow might be too late!"
"Stressed spelled backward is desserts, and what has dessert without a donut?"
"You know what I really want? A donut. And maybe a second donut as well."
"I'm on a donut diet. So far, I've lost a dozen."
"Donuts: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"Life is what you doughnut make it."
"I can't make everybody happy. I’m not a donut."
"Donuts are the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"There is no problem that a donut can’t solve."
"I donut care what people think. I'm just here for the sprinkles."
"To be the best you must be able to handle the worst like a donut handles sprinkles."
"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! Especially with donuts."
"I told my boss I needed a raise. He asked me what for? I told him donuts don’t pay for themselves."
"Donuts are like hugs. They make everything better."
"A balanced diet is a donut in each hand."
"All you need is love. But a little donut now and then doesn’t hurt."
"I ate a donut and it was like love at first bite."
"Donuts make my world go round!"
"When all else fails, eat a donut."
"The only circle of trust I'm in is the donut-shaped one."
"The secret to happiness is donuts…lots of donuts."
"Donuts are the best friends that you can eat."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"If you donut like what I say, I have others!"
"Why did the donut go to the dentist? It had a hole in it!"
"I don’t always eat donuts, but when I do, I make sure it’s worth it!"
"Donuts are like life. They’re sweet, sometimes messy, and you want more than one!"
"Donuts: The original circle of life."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries... I mean, extra donuts!"
"Donuts: It's all about the glaze."
"I donut care what anyone thinks!"
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy donuts. And that's pretty much the same thing."
"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take... and the donuts we didn’t eat."
"Donuts are the answer; who cares what the question is?"
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"Never trust a skinny chef, especially if he’s serving donuts."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Especially not me when I’m on my way to get donuts."
"Donuts: A hole lot of fun!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy donuts. And that’s kind of the same thing."
"Donuts are like friends: you can't have too many."
"I follow the donut rule. I get a donut for every donut I eat."
"My blood type is donut."
"I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter. I love donuts too much!"
"You are what you eat. I don’t remember eating a legend, but I just had a donut."
"I never met a donut I didn’t like."
"Running late? Just donut it!"
"Friends don't let friends eat boring donuts."
"Life is too short to be serious. Eat the donut."
"If at first you don't succeed, doughnut try again."
"I'm on a donut diet. I only donut on weeks that end in 'y'."
"Donut worry, be happy!"
"All you need is love... and maybe a donut."
"Donuts are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"This is not a donut-shaped world, but it's nice to dream."
"Donuts: a delightful circle of life."
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