104 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Mother’s Day.
"I know how to make my mom laugh. I just have to be myself. It's very funny!"
"To describe my mom would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power."
"My mom is my best friend and my worst enemy, all at once."
"There’s a fine line between a mother and a psychotic killer."
"A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary."
"My mom has the most beautiful laugh, it’s a laugh that makes me feel like the world is okay."
"I never knew how much I needed my mom until I became a mom myself."
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"I told my mom I was going to be a comedian. She said, 'You can’t even make me laugh!'"
"I love my mom, even though she thinks ‘Adulting’ is a verb."
"The best advice I ever got from my mom? Keep your head up. It's a good look for you!"
"My mom never said 'don't talk to strangers'. She said 'make sure they pay you for the jokes.'"
"Mom: The woman who never stops believing in you."
"If I didn’t have you as my mom, I’d choose you as my mom."
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
"Mom, I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"I got it from my mama."
"Life doesn’t come with a manual; it comes with a mother."
"Motherhood: Happiness is watching your mother’s face light up because you are in it."
"A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary."
"My mom is my greatest inspiration. She said to me, 'If you want to be a successful person, you need to put in the work.'"
"Moms are like buttons; they hold everything together."
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"There is such a special sweetness in being able to participate in creation."
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
"Motherhood: the only place where a woman can be a tyrant and a saint at the same time."
"All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother."
"There’s no such thing as a perfect mother. So just be a real one."
"If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart."
"Motherhood: Sharing your life with someone who doesn’t even know how to use the bathroom."
"Being a mother is not the only thing it’s cracked up to be, but it’s the best thing in the world."
"A mother’s love endures through all."
"When you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know."
"My mother is my root, my foundation. She planted the seed that I base my whole life on."
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
"A mom's hug lasts long after she lets go."
"There is no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
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"Mothers are like glue. Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together."
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn't know you had and dealing with fears you didn't know existed."
"If at first, you don't succeed, try doing it the way mom told you in the beginning."
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
"There’s no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"You can’t be afraid of what people are going to say, because you’re never going to make them all happy."
"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
"A mother understands what a child does not say."
"Being a mom is the greatest thing that could ever happen to me. It’s the best job I’ve ever had."
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
"Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother."
"There's nothing like a mama-hug."
"Motherhood is the greatest thing and the hardest thing."
"Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother."
"A mother’s love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."
"The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness."
"Mother: the most beautiful word on the lips of mankind."
"There's no such thing as a perfect parent, so just be a real one."
"I told my mom she should do lunges to stay in shape. That was last year. She’s still walking."
"Mom: a title just above queen."
"If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way mom told you to in the beginning."
"My mother always used to say: ‘The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.’"
"Behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it up."
"A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them."
"A mom is like a teabag. You don't know how strong she is until she's in hot water."
"I love you, Mom. I would have given you a bigger gift, but the world’s ending soon."
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there."
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"I would like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising children."
"Mama said there'll be days like this."
"When your mother asks, 'Do you understand?' It’s not a question; it’s a challenge!"
"A mom’s hug lasts long after she lets go."
"Motherhood is the exquisite inconvenience of being another person’s everything."
"Being a mom is the greatest job in the world, but it’s also the hardest."
"You can’t scare me; I have kids!"
"Every mother deserves a break, especially when her kids are being little monsters."
"Happy Mother’s Day! And remember, the older your kids get, the more you realize you have no clue what you’re doing."
"I love my mom, but it's okay to admit that she sometimes drives me a little bit insane."
"There's nothing a mother would not do for her child — well, except for sleeping in on Mother’s Day."
"Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed."
"Mom: the woman who can be consistently inconsistent."
"A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
"Mom: the person who will always bail you out of jail... unless you forgot to call her."
"My mom taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, she didn’t teach me everything she knows."
"There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one."
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. Also, all the whining."
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed."
"I think my mom is still a little mad at me for not being a Boy Scout. Sorry mom! No merit badges here!"
"To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power."
"Having a mother is like having a built-in therapist, dietitian, and life coach, but also sometimes your biggest critic."
"If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to in the beginning."
"Of all the gifts that life has to offer, a loving mother is the greatest of them all. Even if she steals your fries."
"When you’re a parent, you’re always in the ‘let’s just wing it’ stage of parenting."
"A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them."
"Mom, I love you even though you showed me that behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it up."
"You know you’re a mom when your idea of a good time is getting a full night's sleep."
"Motherhood is the exquisite inconvenience of being another person’sEverything."
"If your kids are giving you a hard time, just remind them that you changed their diapers."
"Being a mom is like being a CEO, a janitor, a cook, a referee, and a therapist all rolled into one."
"I told my mother I wanted to be a comedian, she laughed. Then she said, 'Get a real job first.'"
"I’m just a mom, standing in front of my kids, asking them to eat their vegetables."
"Mom, I'm sorry I made you mad. You just happened to catch me being right!"
"Behind every great kid is a mom who says, 'I’m so glad we went on this family trip.'"
"There should be a children’s book titled: You Haven’t Seriously Lived Until You’ve Lost a Child in a Grocery Store."
"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."
"A mother is one who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take, especially when it comes to making sandwiches."
"I love my mom so much, even if she always thinks her cooking is ‘just fine.’"
"Motherhood is a choice you make every day to put someone else’s happiness and well-being ahead of your own."
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