119 result(s) for Funny Bacon Quotes.
"I want to be the person who walks into a room and makes everything better. Like bacon."
"Bacon: the meat that understands the essence of breakfast."
"Life is too short. Eat more bacon."
"I’d walk a mile for bacon. And then I’d walk another mile just to eat more bacon."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not bacon."
"There's no 'we' in bacon."
"Bacon, eggs, and toast. Don’t tell me there’s a better food combo out there."
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"Bacon is the most versatile food known to mankind."
"Friends come and go, but bacon is forever."
"Bacon: it's the only meat I haven’t grown tired of."
"I'd give up bacon, but I'm no quitter."
"I don’t need a reason to eat bacon. It’s delicious."
"Bacon is happiness. There, I said it!"
"The best things in life are crispy."
"In my world, bacon is king."
"When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a bacon strip."
"Bacon is like a hug in food form."
"Vegetarians are the enemy of bacon."
"Love is in the air; oh wait, that’s just bacon."
"Bacon makes everything better: breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. But only if there’s bacon."
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"Happy food is bacon. Sad food is lettuce."
"I think we're all a little bit bacon."
"I love bacon. I’m not sure I could live without it. It’s the best. It’s a food group all its own."
"You can't make everyone happy. You’re not bacon."
"Bacon: the only meat that makes everything better."
"Bacon is my favorite food group."
"I can't bacon a better breakfast!"
"I’ll take a bacon sandwich over a chicken sandwich any day!"
"Just because I can’t see you doesn’t mean I’m not thinking about bacon."
"Life is too short to skip bacon."
"When I’m on a diet, I cut out everything but bacon."
"There’s no bacon better than crispy bacon."
"I love bacon so much, I would wear a bacon suit if necessary."
"Bacon is the ultimate comfort food."
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"I can’t sleep at night because I’m busy dreaming of bacon."
"If you think bacon is bad for you, try living without it."
"I think bacon is a miracle food."
"Bacon is like a superpower."
"Bacon lovers unite! It’s bacon time!"
"If bacon could talk, it would probably say, 'Eat me!'"
"Bacon is not just a food; it’s a lifestyle."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy bacon. And that's kind of the same thing."
"If you don’t like bacon, I’m not sure we can be friends."
"A balanced diet is a bacon in each hand."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Bacon is the strip club of meats."
"If you can't find the bacon, then you're going to have a bad breakfast."
"Bacon: the only meat that’s also a food group."
"There's a lot of bacon in this world, and it doesn't know if it’s coming or going."
"I love bacon more than I love most people."
"You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not bacon."
"Every time I think of bacon, I smile."
"Bacon: the most delicious thing on the planet."
"Bacon is the answer. No matter the question."
"The only thing better than bacon is more bacon."
"Bacon, it's the reason I wake up in the morning."
"When I look at bacon, I see happiness."
"Dear bacon, I will never stop loving you."
"There’s no such thing as too much bacon."
"Bacon: it's like a hug for your mouth."
"Life without bacon is like life without sunshine."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to bacon."
"Bacon may not solve all your problems, but it’s a start."
"Bacon, eggs, and beer: The three most important food groups."
"Never underestimate the power of bacon."
"In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic bacon lover."
"Bacon: the foundation of my food pyramid."
"Bacon is the gateway meat."
"I love bacon more than life itself."
"Bacon is the duct tape of food. It can fix anything."
"I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Everything is better with bacon."
"Bacon: the only meat that can be a seasoning."
"There’s a time and a place for moderation. It’s called breakfast."
"When I die, I want my tombstone to be shaped like a bacon strip."
"Bacon doesn’t have to be cooked. It can cook itself if I’m hungry enough."
"If I could be anything, I would be a bacon cheeseburger."
"I’m on a bacon diet. I’ve lost three days already!"
"Happiness is a warm bacon grease."
"Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a bacon cheeseburger."
"Bacon is the answer. What was the question?"
"If you think bacon is bad for you, just remember that it has never caused me to lose a game of Monopoly."
"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who love bacon and those who are wrong."
"Somebody had to put bacon on this planet, because it makes everything better."
"I’d walk a mile for bacon."
"Dear bacon, you’re the only one for me."
"Bacon is like a sausage, except better."
"A meal without bacon is like a day without sunshine."
"Vegetarians are people who cannot eat bacon."
"I can’t imagine a world without bacon."
"Bacon is the ultimate condiment."
"I'm in a committed relationship with bacon."
"Bacon is the duct tape of food."
"There's a reason bacon is the first thing you see on a breakfast menu."
"Bacon: a sometimes food that is always a good idea."
"When I was a kid, I used to love bacon. Then I grew up and realized I still love bacon."
"Life is too short for fake bacon."
"I love bacon. I love bacon. I love bacon. Did I mention I love bacon?"
"If you don’t like bacon, I’m sorry, you’re wrong."
"Bacon makes everything better."
"Dear bacon, you are my favorite food group."
"You had me at bacon."
"I never met a bacon I didn’t like."
"If I was a superhero, my power would be bacon."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch, especially if there’s bacon involved."
"Bacon is my spirit animal."
"Bacon is a food group. A delicious food group."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Especially if it’s bacon."
"Bacon is like a hug that you can eat."
"In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic... like bacon."
"I would take a bullet for bacon—unless it’s a veggie bacon."
"Love is like bacon – the more colorful and crispy, the better."
"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you’re a pepperoni fan with bacon."
"Bacon is always the answer."
"A balanced diet is having bacon in both hands."
"Bacon is the best friend you never knew you needed."
"If you can’t find me, I’m probably with bacon."
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