125 result(s) for Funny 40th Birthday Quotes.
"At 40, your body gives you a party you can’t control."
"Don’t worry about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia."
"You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience!"
"Forty is the new thirty! Just ask your thirty-something friends."
"Welcome to the 40s! The only place in the world where you can lie about your age."
"It took me 40 years to look this good!"
"Life begins at 40… but so do the gray hairs!"
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"Turning 40 is like reaching the summit of a mountain. You can enjoy the view and know you still have more to climb."
"I don’t feel 40. I’m still 25... with 15 years of experience!"
"At 40, it’s time to start putting a little more thought into your excuses."
"40 is when you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."
"You’re 40 now—welcome to the club of ‘I’ll think about it tomorrow.’"
"Life is too short to be taken seriously at 40!"
"Cheers to 40 years of laughter and a lifetime of memories yet to come!"
"40 years and still fabulous! Add a little sparkle to those candles."
"Enjoy your 40s! After all, it’s just a number and you’re not even halfway there!"
"Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you—happy 40th!"
"You know you’re over the hill when your back goes out more than you do."
"Forty isn’t old, if you’re a tree."
"Congratulations on being old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it!"
"At 40, the only thing you should be chasing is happiness!"
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"Happy 40th Birthday! Time to bring out the cake and the candles—if you can find them!"
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"At 40, your secrets are safe with your friends. They can’t remember them either."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age."
"Life begins at 40. It’s a shame that so many people wait until they’re 41 to start living."
"Turning 40 is a reminder that life is just beginning and is still full of untapped potential."
"It took me 40 years to look this good."
"40 is when you finally realize that you’re too old to know everything."
"You’re not 40; you’re 18 with 22 years of experience."
"At 40, you find out that your body has a mind of its own."
"Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia."
"Forty isn’t old; it’s universal. Everybody gets to be 40 someday."
"If you haven’t grown up by age 40, you don’t have to."
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"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"You know you're getting old when you have more candles than cake."
"It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers!"
"Forty is just 18 with a bad back."
"Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 40."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"At 40, we realize that we are no longer just the future; we are the past, present, and future."
"This is the beginning of my life. At 40, I feel young and energetic."
"Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone."
"If things get better with age, then I’m approaching magnificent!"
"At 40, your back goes out more than you do."
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live."
"The only thing better than turning 40 is having all the cake you want!"
"The first 40 years of my life were just the beginning."
"You're not 40. You're 18 with 22 years of experience."
"At 40, you always get the feeling that you're one year closer to a senior discount."
"Forty is the age when you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."
"Turning 40 is like turning 30, but you have a few more gray hairs and maybe a few more life lessons."
"Congratulations on your 40th! You're officially old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway."
"Welcome to 40, the age when your body gives you a wake-up call and you're not sure what the message is."
"You're only 40 once, but you can be immature forever!"
"Don't worry about turning 40, you're still younger than you'll be at 50."
"Life begins at 40... but so do your wrinkles!"
"If you haven't figured out your life by 40, don't worry – you still have time to be confused!"
"Cheers to 40 years of fabulous you! Just remember, age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Forty: how many of us would not like to go back to this age, provided we could keep the knowledge we have now."
"When I turned 40, I was filled with a sense of accomplishment. I had finally made it to my 20th anniversary of being 20!"
"Just think, at 40 you're only six years away from being able to use 'old age' as an excuse!"
"Simply put, at 40 you are still one hot pizza!"
"They say life begins at 40. Well, this is the year it begins... if only I could remember where I put my glasses!"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!"
"Aging is mandatory; maturing is optional."
"You're forty years old?! I thought you were twenty, but your body was older."
"You’re not old; you’re just a classic!"
"Turning 40 is like a software upgrade - all your settings will need adjustment!"
"At 40, your mind is like a web browser. You open too many tabs, but you can’t remember where you left the music."
"I can’t believe I’m 40! What happened to my 20s? Oh right, I used them on my 30s!"
"The secret to staying young is to lie about your age."
"Turning 40 is like being on a roller coaster - it’s a little scary, but ultimately a lot of fun!"
"At 40, you finally realize that you’re not the only one who thinks they’re funny!"
"Life begins at 40. The trouble is, you have to wait 40 years for it to start."
"Happy 40th! You’re only as old as you feel, and if you feel like a kid, congratulations! You’re a kid with wrinkles."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Cheers to you for turning the big 4-0! Just remember, age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you!"
"Don’t worry, 40 is just 18 with 22 years of experience!"
"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Welcome to 40 - the age when you start to look at the family section of the newspaper!"
"At 40, you’ve got everything you need: a good sense of humor and a little bit of wisdom."
"Four decades of fabulous. Just think of all the things you’ve learned (or forgot)!"
"Aged to perfection: just like a fine wine, you’re only getting better with time!"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"Happy 40th birthday! The good news: you’re still young enough to party. The bad news: you’ll need an afternoon nap, too!"
"Forty isn’t old if you’re a tree."
"Remember, you’re not old; you’re just a classic!"
"Congratulations on being 40! It’s all downhill from here—just kidding, it’s all uphill! Complete with breathing exercises!"
"Forty: the age where you start seeing double. And I don’t mean on the bottle!"
"Being 40 gives you a lifetime of experience. Too bad it’s mostly about how to get up from the couch!"
"Aging. It’s like being a fine wine or a stinky cheese—it only gets better with age!"
"40 is the new 30, except with more aches and pains."
"Cheers to 40 years of making memories and mischief!"
"The best thing about turning 40 is you can finally quit pretending to be a kid!"
"Happy birthday! At 40, the years ahead are bright - but maybe keep a pair of reading glasses handy!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I can't believe I'm 40. I'm still a kid at heart, but now I have to put the kids to sleep before I can go out and party!"
"At 40, you can’t be trusted to do anything stupid. We can drink wine, eat cake, and leave the rest to the young."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Congratulations on your 40th birthday! This is the first time you can do something really silly without people asking 'what's wrong?'"
"You're not 40. You're just 16 with 24 years of experience."
"Forty is the new thirty. So don’t start acting your age!"
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed!"
"The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet."
"I’m not turning 40. I’m just a 39-year-old with one year of experience."
"Welcome to 40! Where the only question is whether to have chocolate or vanilla cake."
"It took you 40 years to look this good!"
"At 40, you’ve seen it all, or at least you’ve forgotten most of it."
"Forty is when you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."
"40 isn’t old if you’re a tree."
"They say that time flies when you are having fun. Well, 40 years have flown right by!"
"Life begins at 40. The fun part is just starting!"
"It's all downhill from here, but don't worry, there's plenty of cake!"
"Turning 40 is like a walk in the park – Jurassic Park!"
"You’re only as old as you feel. So feel young!"
"Don't count the candles – just enjoy the glow."
"40 is a perfect number... because it’s your number!"
"Remember, 40 is just a number. A really big one."
"Keep calm, you’re only 40!"
"Aging is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"Happy 40th Birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and ridiculous amounts of cake."
"40 and fabulous! Now that’s something to celebrate!"
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