120 result(s) for Dumber Than Quotes.
"The only thing dumber than an answer is a question."
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid."
"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
"It's a shame that people feel the need to share their ignorance."
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
"Stupidity is a disability."
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"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"The first sign of stupidity is to think that one knows it all."
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
"We owe it to ourselves to be as stupid as we want to be."
"There’s nothing to be embarrassed about; everybody’s stupid at some point."
"The smartest people are always making mistakes. That's how they learn."
"Stupidity is the same as intelligence; it’s just a different type of knowledge."
"If a person is too dumb to learn from their mistakes, at least they can learn from mine."
"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."
"Ignorance is bliss, but stupidity is a tragedy."
"You can’t educate stupid people, but you can certainly entertain them."
"The road to stupidity is paved with good intentions."
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"Stupidity is the basic building block of the world."
"I think I am, therefore I am. I think."
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I can resist anything except temptation."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"I have a stepladder. Because my real ladder left when I was a kid."
"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"I’m not just a mess. I’m a hot mess."
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact."
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"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"I know they're all saying you can't go home again, but you can. You just have to have the right address."
"I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it."
"I thought I saw an angel, but it was only someone in a really good costume."
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer."
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I used to care, but now I take a pill for that."
"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
"I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I have a mind like a steel trap. It’s not a very good steel trap, but it’s mine."
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I’m perfect."
"I would explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I’m not lazy. I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory."
"I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome."
"I’m trying to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud."
"I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"The only thing standing between me and my goal is the bullshit story I keep telling myself as to why I can’t achieve it."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"Don't worry if plan A doesn't work out, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"The only thing dumber than a fool is a fool who thinks he’s smart."
"Remember: if you ever feel dumb, just think of the person who thought this was a good idea."
"Some people just have a way with words, and other people… oh, they just have a way."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"You're not as dumb as you look, but that’s not saying much."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right... in the dumbest way possible."
"It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?"
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
"As long as you're going to be thinking anyway, think big."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"We all stumble, and we should be there to pick each other up unless of course you’re really dumb."
"Common sense is not so common."
"I’ve always said that in a democracy, you get the government you deserve, and we must be really dumb."
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked."
"You can’t fix stupid."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
"You have to be odd to be number one."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
"The only thing I know is that I know nothing."
"It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
"Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it's the only one you have."
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"Stupidity is the same as intelligence, but it is less harmful."
"A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes."
"Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons."
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
"The only thing worse than being constantly criticized is being ignored."
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance, but the illusion of knowledge."
"A wit is a good deal like a cigar; it is often most enjoyed when it is thrown away."
"There is a fine line between a riddle and a joke; which is why I never tell them."
"I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."
"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
"You can't fix stupid."
"Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most."
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