103 result(s) for Dos Equis Quotes.
"When in Rome, they do as he does."
"His words carry weight that would break a less interesting man."
"He once taught a course on how to breed horses."
"He doesn’t need the internet, the internet needs him."
"If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong desire to thank him."
"He has a strong opinion on every conceivable subject."
"He once found a four-leaf clover and turned it into a five-leaf clover."
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"He once met Chuck Norris in a dark alley, and they both walked away as friends."
"He has a photographic memory, but chooses to leave the lens cap on."
"When he drinks, everyone drinks. And when he leaves, they all feel the loss."
"His catchphrase is the only one that can actually catch a fish."
"He can talk about himself for hours without getting bored."
"He never forgets a face, but if he does, it's probably because they weren't interesting enough."
"He has an innate ability to make friends worldwide, even in places without internet."
"He is the reason the Titanic sank. They thought there was no way they could sink with him on board."
"He built the pyramids with nothing but his bare hands. And maybe a shovel."
"He has a beard that is loved by cats."
"He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels."
"When in Rome, he doesn’t always do as the Romans do. He does what he wants."
"If he were to mispronounce your name, you would be impressed."
"He is the life of parties that he hasn’t even attended."
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"He once went to the bank and demanded to see his money. The bank was too afraid to show him the money."
"The police often question him just because they find him interesting."
"He doesn’t wear a watch; he decides what time it is."
"In a past life, he was a lion tamer."
"He sleeps with a night light. Not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him."
"Every time he goes to the beach, he finds a way to be the lifeguard."
"His secrets don't need to be kept."
"He’s a lover, not a fighter; but he is also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas."
"He once completed a jigsaw puzzle in a day, but it was a picture of himself."
"He is fluent in three languages: English, Spanish, and the language of love."
"He doesn’t read books. Books read him."
"Treehouses and castles envy his creations."
"He doesn’t just watch documentaries; he is a documentary."
"He can make a sandwich using just his mind."
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"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire life."
"When in Rome, they do not follow his rules. He makes the rules."
"He doesn't need a GPS; he just knows where he is."
"He once visited the Fountain of Youth and left older."
"Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect."
"He once won a game of Connect Four in three moves."
"He is the life of parties he has never attended."
"He can speak French... in Russian."
"His words carry weight that would break a lesser man's back."
"If he were to mispronounce your name, you'd be honored."
"He is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
"He makes onions cry."
"He doesn't just drink beer. He elevates it to an art form."
"He once had an awkward silence, just to see what it felt like."
"The last time he went to the beach, there was no water."
"He can win a game of chess in just one move."
"He can make a fire by rubbing two wet noodles together."
"He once wrestled a bear...and won."
"Once, he gave a dog a bone just to see if it would grow up to be a man."
"No one knows how old he is, but he's definitely timeless."
"He has a campfire curl of the Mustache; a simple nine-step process, but only one can follow it: he."
"He knows what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but that doesn't apply to him."
"I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire life."
"He once taught a seminar on why sweaters are better than shirts."
"He lives vicariously through himself."
"The police often question him, just because they find him interesting."
"If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume."
"When he enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off."
"His passport requires no photo."
"He does not always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis."
"The stars align when he looks at the sky."
"He has raised a family of puppies."
"His sweat smells like cologne."
"He can make a greyscale photo burst into color."
"When he orders a salad, he only asks for the vegetables."
"He can draw a square circle."
"He has never had a bite of sushi that didn’t come out of a traditional Mexican restaurant."
"His words carry weight that even gravity ignores."
"A lion has never been known to attack him, but he stays in a cage just in case."
"He uses a seashell as a cell phone."
"He has yet to find a perfect burrito, but he is not discouraged."
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
"Stay thirsty, my friends."
"His blood smells like cologne."
"The Most Interesting Man in the World doesn’t use a GPS. He decides where he is."
"He can speak French in Russian."
"His stories have inspired millions."
"When in Rome, they do it his way."
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
"He has a pet tortoise named Speedy."
"If he were to misquote you, you would be quoted correctly."
"His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards."
"He once made a Happy Meal cry."
"The Most Interesting Man in the World doesn't need an umbrella. When it rains, he has a different forecast."
"On occasion, he remembers forgotten things."
"He once got into a fight with a vending machine and won."
"He is the life of parties that he has never attended."
"He can slam a revolving door."
"The Most Interesting Man in the World doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is."
"His tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
"He once won a staring contest with his own reflection."
"He doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down."
"He has a trophy for taking second place."
"Sharks have a week dedicated to him."
"He can divide by zero."
"He is the Most Interesting Man in the World."
"He made onions cry."
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