126 result(s) for Funny Camping Quotes.
"The campfire: the one time it's okay to get a little *burnt* outside your home."
"I can’t believe I spent my last Euro on food when there’s a tree right there."
"Nature: cheaper than therapy."
"Camping is the only place where I can sit in a cardboard box and still feel like I’m living in luxury."
"There’s no better view than a campfire... unless you count the one where you’re in a tent after you’ve eaten too many marshmallows."
"Camping: Just a bunch of people being *knot*-ty and yelling at each other."
"At my first campout, I told ghost stories — by the end, I was the one who was scared."
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"The best part about camping is that you can pretend like you’ve chosen a life of simplicity while secretly making s'mores."
"Echoes are nature’s way of dealing with the fact that we all talk too much around the campfire."
"I love camping because it makes me appreciate my home... and my shower."
"Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee."
"Camping is the answer; who cares what the question is?"
"I would camp more if it wasn’t for those pesky ‘other people’ who keep showing up."
"Camping: where 'roughing it' means only two hot showers for the entire weekend."
"You know you’re a true camper when you have a favorite tree to hide behind."
"If you don’t like me, that’s fine. Just don’t tell the bears."
"The great outdoors: so much space and yet so little cell service."
"I love camping, but I can't seem to pack light. It’s just never a ‘light’ load with my *idea* of fun."
"Camping: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"Why do they call it ‘camping’? Because ‘getting eaten by a bear’ sounds too much like a bad weekend plan."
"Please, don’t feed the bears — they might get the wrong idea about my lunch habits."
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"Camping: where going to bed at 9 PM feels like you're a rebellious teenager."
"Love is sharing a tent with someone and still having enough space to roll over."
"I get my best night’s sleep in a tent... said no one ever once the raccoons show up."
"Camping is when you arrive at the venue with your tent and realize you forgot the *essential* part: a sense of adventure."
"All I need is a little bit of caffeine and a little bit of *campfire glow* to remember how wild I really am!"
"The best thing about camping is that it's a great way to get away from it all—except for the bugs."
"I don’t always camp, but when I do, I prefer to bring a dozen inflatable pool toys."
"There’s no Wi-Fi in the forest, but we promise you’ll find a better connection."
"“It’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a tent.”"
"If there's a rule that says you can’t burn your scrambled eggs, I don’t want to know about it."
"Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. Preferably with a cooler full of snacks."
"Camping without beer is just sitting in the woods."
"I love camping with my dog. He’s always a great listener when I tell him about my campfire stories."
"Why do we camp? To remind ourselves that even in the wild, there are no bathroom doors."
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"When you go camping, it’s important to remember that your friends will smell like campfire smoke and you’ll love them for it."
"Real camping is getting your tent set up just in time for the rain."
"The quickest way to make a fire is to set your cooking pot down on the ground."
"Camping: where the mosquitoes make you feel like part of the family."
"I’ve discovered that camping is a great way to spend a week arguing with nature over who has the greatest capabilities."
"I'd rather be camping than at a mall any day."
"The bears get hungry too, just remember, you might not be that funny to them."
"Camping: because the best memories are made under the stars (and sometimes in a hammock)."
"The only thing that comes between me and my camping trip is a lack of snacks."
"Camping is like a slice of heaven that comes with a side of bugs."
"Some call it roughing it; I call it my second living room."
"Campfire cooking: it's not just an art; it's a survival skill."
"Tents are like relationships: they seem great until the storm rolls in."
"There’s no better time to tell stories and roast marshmallows than when you’re camping."
"Outdoor survival tip: Always look good, even while freezing in a tent."
"I’m not a great cook; I’m just a great eater."
"I went camping once; it was terrible. I had to sit there and think for six days."
"There’s no Wi-Fi in the forest, but I promise you will find a better connection."
"Camping: Where you spend a fortune to live like a homeless person."
"If you think I’m crazy, you should see me camping."
"The best part about camping is that you can spend all your money on the equipment, and then spend your vacation getting away from it all."
"Camping is like a post-apocalyptic adventure without all the fighting."
"A campfire is the one place where you can be a weirdo and nobody will notice."
"Camping is the art of getting closer to nature while still being able to stand the smell of your neighbors."
"In a lot of ways, camping is like being a kid again, except you have to pack your own snacks."
"I love camping. It’s the time of year when I can be around my friends and be miserable together."
"The only thing that could ruin a camping trip is, well, camping."
"The great thing about camping is that you can pretend not to know anyone around you."
"Let’s find some beautiful place to get lost... and then find our way back using a map and compass."
"Some of the best memories are made in flip flops and tents."
"Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt."
"The wilderness holds answers to questions man has not yet learned to ask."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can camp, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Camping: where doing nothing is doing something."
"I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm. She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m camping."
"Campers are the original multitaskers: they sleep in two places at once."
"Why did the camper bring a ladder? Because they wanted to go camping in the sky!"
"Home is where you pitch your tent."
"The only thing worse than a rainy day camping is a sunny day back at home."
"I don't know what a 'hot' campfire sound like, but I do know that 'cold' campfires sound like 'I should have brought a blanket.'"
"Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person."
"A bad day camping is still better than a good day at work."
"There’s no wifi in the forest, but I promise you will find a better connection."
"I love camping because it’s so easy to hide my anger at the lack of bathroom facilities."
"I'm outdoorsy in that I like hanging out in bars and pretending I’m camping."
"Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business."
"When all else fails, take a camping trip."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Camping: the art of getting closer to nature while backing away from the comforts of civilization."
"If camping is so great, why do we need a trailer?"
"At least we can say we had a campfire, too bad we ate our trail mix instead of s'mores."
"Take only pictures, leave only footprints, steal only my heart."
"Sorry, I can’t Go Out tonight. I am busy trying to inflate my air mattress."
"I can’t believe I found $20 in my camping tent. That’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet!"
"Camping: the only place where you can drink, meet great people, and listen to the sound of silence."
"The best part of camping is all of the adventure without the risk of actually losing your job."
"In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks, especially if there's a snack involved."
"Let’s go camping, where we can pretend grocery stores don’t exist!"
"The tent is up, the fire is going, and I have yet to turn into a bear, so I think we’re doing okay!"
"Camping is like a spa treatment – that smells like campfire and full of bugs."
"I don’t know what’s more exhausting: setting up the tent or chasing my children around the campsite."
"The only thing I like more than camping is coming home from camping."
"Camping: because sometimes you just need to unplug and get away from the 'grid' – and out of the fridge!"
"Why do I like camping? Because it’s cheaper than therapy."
"Your campsite has been temporarily visited by bears, good luck!"
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
"I don't camp. I glamp."
"The best part about camping is that you get to tell stories about how you almost died."
"A bad day camping is still better than a good day working."
"You know you’re camping when you’re singing 'Kumbaya' while cooking over a campfire."
"Camping: where you spend a whole week trying to remember what day it is."
"I like camping because it’s a great way to spend time with my family while pretending to like them."
"There's no Wi-Fi in the forest, but I promise you will find a better connection."
"Campers have the best kind of adventure: one full of awkward moments and ridiculous stories."
"All I need is a few days in the mountains and a willingness to survive—and maybe a snack."
"Camping is the only time I can sit around a campfire imagining I’m not sweating."
"A good campfire and some ghost stories can make you feel at one with nature—even if nature seems to hate you."
"Camping: where your house is a tent and your bathroom is a bush."
"I love the outdoors...as long as it's outdoors in my living room."
"The funniest part of camping is when you try to start a campfire and the kindling is more stubborn than your kids."
"If you think the outdoors is scary, try camping with your mother-in-law."
"If you can’t handle me at my camping worst, you don’t deserve me at my camping best."
"Camping is like a hot bath—once you're in it, you wonder why you waited so long to jump in."
"Camping: where you trade your iPhone for a marshmallow stick."
"I keep asking myself, 'What would Bear Grylls do?' and then I remember—he's not afraid to drink pee."
"Why did the camper bring a ladder? Because they wanted to camp in the high country!"
"The tents are up and so are the temperatures—good luck camping!"
"We camp with what we have, even if it’s a blue tarp and some twigs. Who needs glamour, right?"
"Can't wait to roast marshmallows and pretend I’m not burning my fingers off!"
"Camping: where every meal is a masterpiece—or a total disaster!"
"Why go indoors? There's a vast wilderness out there just waiting for my bad decisions!"
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