128 result(s) for Funny Dirty Mind Quotes.
"I have a funny habit of saying exactly what I'm thinking, which is probably why I'm still single."
"I don't have a dirty mind; I have a sexy imagination."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but sometimes a dirty mind can cure the boredom."
"If you have a dirty mind, you might as well embrace it and enjoy the ride."
"I always say that a dirty mind is a sign of a creative person."
"My brain has too many tabs open, and some of them are really inappropriate."
"A dirty mind is a good thing as long as it’s used effectively."
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"You know you've got a dirty mind when your favorite workout is running through dirty thoughts."
"Dirty minds think alike—this explains why I'm never alone in my thoughts."
"I can't help it if my mind is always in the gutter; that's where the best ideas are."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted, so I'll take my dirty thoughts anywhere I can get a chuckle."
"My mind is like a browser: 19 tabs open, and I don’t know where the music is coming from."
"Life is short—make sure your mind is dirty and your laughter is loud."
"I might look composed, but my mind is stuck in the funniest gutter."
"They say ignorance is bliss, but a little dirty thought can make things more interesting."
"Don't blame me; I have a dirty mind that can't help but wander."
"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste—put it to good use!"
"My mind is like my Wi-Fi—always connected to something a little risque."
"Everyone has a dirty mind; some just express it better."
"I can't deny it: my mind is a bit of a playground—sometimes mud and all."
"Those who think dirty thoughts know how to enjoy the fun things in life."
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"When in doubt, giggle at yourself—and your dirty mind."
"A good joke should be like a dirty joke; shocking, but definitely worth a laugh!"
"If you're going to think dirty, you might as well own it and laugh about it."
"I have an affliction known as early onset dirty mind; it’s hard to focus on anything else."
"The best part of having a dirty mind is knowing that humor is everywhere, even where it shouldn't be."
"I think I have a dirty mind — but in a clean way."
"The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open, especially when it comes to dirty thoughts."
"I have a mind that can get dirty very quickly, but I clean it up just as fast!"
"Dirty minds are like cheap hotels; they all have bed bugs."
"Sometimes I just can’t help it; my mind is like a happy hour... always getting dirty."
"My mind is like a filter, but occasionally it lets in some dirt."
"If you think my mind is dirty, you should see my jokes!"
"You know you have a dirty mind when you can’t help but laugh at things that aren’t funny."
"A dirty mind is a delight to enjoy in solitude."
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"I’ve got a dirty mind and a clean conscience."
"I told my mind to get dirty, but it misunderstood the assignment!"
"My mind is a like a movie theater... sometimes it plays the dirty stuff."
"Some say dirt is bad; I prefer to think of it as a creative mind at play!"
"You think you have a dirty mind? Just wait until you see what I’m thinking!"
"I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination!"
"There should be a warning label for people with dirty minds; they will make you blush!"
"Having a dirty mind is great, until you realize you’re in public!"
"If my mind gets any dirtier, I’ll need to hire a maid!"
"Every time I try to think clean, my mind finds a dirty joke."
"A dirty mind is just a sign of a very vivid imagination!"
"My mind is a fun roadside attraction, filled with dirty thoughts!"
"Who needs an adult when your mind has all the dirty fun?"
"Creative minds can be dirty without leaving a mess."
"I don’t need therapy; I just need to embrace my dirty mind!"
"Oops! Did my dirty mind just say that out loud?"
"I’ve always said that if you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning."
"My mind is like my internet browser. I have 19 tabs open, 3 of them frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from."
"I think my favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"The only thing I throw back at the gym is snacks."
"I may be a bad influence, but Hansel and Gretel had it coming."
"My bed is a magical place where I remember everything I forgot to do."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"There’s a fine line between a husband and a pet, and it’s called a dirty sock."
"It's hard to be a full-time adult when you're a part-time kid."
"I have a joke about chemistry, but I'm afraid I might get too reactive."
"I can't wait to retire and live off of my savings. If I need any money, I can just run a daycare center out of my house."
"Sometimes I wonder how many miles I’ve put on my car in search of snacks."
"If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my other half... she’s the one that comes up with this stuff."
"If I had a dollar for every time I had to find my mind, I’d be rich."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"I'm not saying I’m a bad cook, but when I bake bread, I get flour blasted more often than bread rises."
"The best part about being my age is that I can totally blame everything on my mind going blank."
"My idea of a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but if you're laughing for no reason, you might need medicine."
"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"I don’t need a therapist; I have a conversation with my cat that’s always therapeutic."
"I’m in shape... round is a shape."
"Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness."
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't an avocado."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."
"The best part of being married is that you can screw up and not get kicked out of bed."
"My wife and I have been married for over 50 years and we still hold hands. If I let go, she shops."
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"I love to play with my food. It may not be polite, but it's a way of life."
"I have a dirty mind. But I keep it clean when I need to."
"There’s a fine line between a long, drawn-out joke and a long, drawn-out relationship."
"I’m really good at my job, but my applications are terrible. I keep them too dirty!"
"I don’t mind being a dirty mind; it adds spice to my life!"
"Every time I think I’ve seen it all, I see something even filthier."
"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends."
"Sometimes I wish I had a dirty mind, so I could think of something clever to say."
"Nothing is more amusing than seeing a dirty joke fly over someone’s head."
"A dirty mind is just a creative mind in disguise."
"Some people bring happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"I’m like a kid in a candy store, but my candy store is dirty jokes."
"I don’t need a therapist; I just need my sense of humor."
"Warning: My mind is a filthy place. Enter at your own risk!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine; that’s why I always keep my dirty jokes handy."
"The more I laugh, the more I realize how dirty my mind truly is."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll do it for you."
"A dirty joke is like a good friend: it never gets old."
"I have a great memory for dirty jokes. Just not for my password."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll do it for you."
"A dirty mind is a joy forever."
"My mind is like a web browser. I have 19 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from."
"Always remember, you’re unique. Just like everyone else."
"I have a very dirty mind. But in my defense, it’s not my fault that I see things the way I do."
"I’m not a mind reader, but I can help you find someone who might be!"
"The only difference between a dirty mind and a blessed one is the amount of laundry you do."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. And sometimes, my mind goes elsewhere."
"If you think I'm a little crazy, wait until you see my mind."
"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."
"I may have a dirty mind, but I have a clean heart."
"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
"Your mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open."
"The mind is everything. What you think you become. But sometimes, it has some naughty thoughts."
"I’ve got a mind full of ideas, and a dirty one at that."
"A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind."
"I’m not a hoarder, I’m a collector of dirty thoughts."
"My dirty mind thinks about dirty things, but my heart feels pure happiness."
"Oh, I’m sorry. Did I just say that out loud? I meant to keep it in my dirty mind."
"I didn’t say it was dirty; I said it was interesting."
"Out of the ashes of the mind, sometimes a dirty thought will rise."
"You think I’m a bad influence? I think I’m the best influence for your dirty mind!"
"Sometimes a dirty mind has the cleanest intentions."
"Mind your mind; it’s usually dirty."
"The mind is like a glass: it has to be dirty before it becomes clean again."
"If my brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow my mind. Just some dirty thoughts."
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