120 result(s) for Funny Quotes By George W. Bush.
"I’ve been to the Promised Land; I’ve seen the mountain top."
"You know, I just can’t wait to see that man try to take over for my dad, because he just is not smart."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself—namely, the fear of fear itself."
"I’m not a textbook president."
"I’ve been in the backyard of my house. And I just stepped out of the backyard and into the Oval Office."
"If the terriers and bariffs get to pick and choose their values, why don’t we just let a hundred flowers bloom?"
"I can’t tell you what the future will hold with respect to health care, but I can tell you what my vision is."
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"I think we have an obligation to make sure we’re providing information to the public so they understand the values and the potential consequences."
"I’m a big believer in the use of the word 'Nuclear' as opposed to 'Nucular'."
"I don’t do nuance."
"I can see Russia from my house!"
"I am the president of all the people."
"It's really tough to drive, I don't know if anybody's ever been in a car with a really bad driver, but that's how I feel when I'm trying to drive this economy."
"We'll start with the left foot, so we’ll have the right foot forward."
"I think the American people expect us to be candid and honest about the conservatism of the government."
"This is a great nation. We’re all in this together."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we."
"These are good times. This is a good month."
"Every time I look at the Modelo, I see the challenges of not only our time, but our future."
"I think the world is more peaceful and more prosperous when the United States leads."
"America is a Nation of courage. We see that courage in all our people."
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"Our best days are yet to come."
"I have a responsibility to call them like I see them."
"I don't do quagmires."
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
"I'm the master of low expectations."
"You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."
"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
"The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur."
"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."
"I don't think they could have made the movie without having a specific agenda."
"I remember when I was in college, I had a little bit of a reputation for being a frat boy."
"There's an old saying in Texas – I know it's in other parts of the country, but it's in Texas, I know you can't make nobody change."
"The jury is still out on how to pronounce 'nuclear.'"
"I want to be remembered as a guy who had a good time, and I want to encourage people to have a good time."
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"If you don't have great grandparents, you don't have great parents."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"The most important job is not to be governor, or president, or a senator; the most important job is to be a dad."
"You can put it on the old bifocals, but I can't see it."
"I am a busy man, busy man."
"I'm for a human life amendment. I'm not for a third-party candidate."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"We must fight the terrorists and stop them from coming here."
"I think there's a lot of people in my party who want to govern responsibly."
"This is a fantastic day for America. This is a fantastic day for the world."
"I got a lot of confidence in the American people."
"I think the American people are fed up with politicians who try to impress them with their verbiage."
"I'm not a textbook kind of guy."
"To those of you who received honors, congratulations. And to the C students, you all just went on to be president of the United States."
"I can’t put my finger on it, but I think I came to this conclusion, that people are looking for leadership and they’re looking for somebody who can stand up and say, 'This is what I believe.'"
"I didn't have the time to think of something really clever. So, I'll just say something really simple."
"I’ve got a great idea. Let’s make this one a ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ thing."
"I may not be the best at everything, but I am very good at doing what I say I am going to do."
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to convince Jeff that we’re going to be all right."
"I think we ought to do the right thing. And if it leads to victory, awesome."
"I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best."
"We’re the only nation on Earth that has a mission to promote democracy, and we need to make sure we’re doing it."
"I believe that every human being has an obligation to contribute to the well-being of others."
"I think we ought to give the people a chance to express their views."
"I understand how a guy feels; he wants to be supportive but is a little hesitant."
"It’s a funny thing about the future; it’s all up to you."
"You see, in my family, we’ve got a little tradition. When we have a Thanksgiving dinner, we always have turkey."
"I’m not sure I’m the best person to give advice on life."
"One of the things I love about being president is the way I’m often misunderstood."
"I have opinions but I don’t have thoughts."
"I think the best way to leave a legacy is to set an example."
"The only thing that confuses me more than my job is my job."
"I always believed that phrase, 'a man can change.'"
"I looked in the mirror and said, ‘What a great guy!' "
"You cannot make decisions based on fear and the possibility of what might happen."
"You know, I really enjoy being the president and I work hard for the American people."
"I think we all agree, the past is over."
"The American people wouldn’t want to know any of our reasons for wanting to go in, because they wouldn’t want to hear them."
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for my successors as well."
"I’m not sure where my next jump is, but it’s going to be a big leap."
"I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people... and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon."
"I have a different philosophy. I think when you give people a little freedom, they can flourish. But I do think that it's better to have a little more restraint than what we had before."
"You know, I have a big heart. I’m kind of a softy."
"I appreciate my vice president, and I appreciate all of you. You're the ones we have got to thank."
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it."
"Let's make sure we're not just saying, 'Have a good time.' Let's actually make sure they're having a good time."
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
"We must fight until the end. They are trying to take our freedom. Must we let them?"
"I'm a huge fan of the First Amendment. I love freedom of speech, and my wife loves freedom of speech also."
"I can't wait to take on the dictatorship of the moment."
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
"I was honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
"I like to tell everybody that I’m a fabulous president."
"I think we need to make it known that our country will not stand for this."
"I've got a responsibility to make the world more peaceful and hopefully a better place."
"It’s kind of hard to be excited about something that’s going to wait until the rest of the world catches up to you."
"I love the people of this country, and I believe in a strong nation."
"My plan is to reassure the American people that there’s a difference between a person being suspected and someone who has done something wrong."
"It's important for folks to see that I am a person capable of making mistakes."
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
"They misunderestimated me."
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"I have a responsibility to uphold the honor of the office, and I intend to do so."
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu."
"I can't put my finger on it, but I know there's something there."
"I think it's time to send a message to the world: We're not gonna take it anymore."
"We must find a way to make the pie higher."
"I was standing on the balcony with my wife, Laura, and it was clear that they weren't going to get the President's address."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"This is a great day for the country and a great day for the world."
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
"I want to be a catalyst for change."
"So I'm talking to my wife, and I said, I know I can't make you happy, but I can make you better."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
"I've got a good idea. I want to be a small business again."
"I believe in opening markets, and I believe in encouraging trade."
"We ought to do a better job of welcoming folks. We ought to do a better job of saying, 'Come on in!'"
"It's important for the United States to have a relationship with our allies."
"We should make it a priority to keep jobs in the U.S. I just told you that."
"I'm not a big stats or numbers person. I’m a history guy."
"You cannot be happy unless you're free."
"I will continue to work on behalf of the world’s poor and the fight against AIDS."
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