127 result(s) for Funny South Park Quotes.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You know, I don't even know why I bother. I mean, I'm just gonna end up dead anyway."
"The only thing you can trust is your own team. And the only thing you can really trust is an untrustworthy guy!"
"Don't be a sad panda."
"You know what? I don't care. I'm going to do what I want!"
"I love that new smell. It's the smell of defeat!"
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"If you have a problem with me, you must be one of those people who's so stupid that you don't understand how stupid you are!"
"Sometimes you have to put a little fun in your life."
"I'm a little concerned that maybe I am a bad person."
"You can't just sit around and do nothing! Get off your butt and do something!"
"This is a job for the A-Team!"
"You guys, I think I just lost my train of thought!"
"You are a bad, bad man!"
"Can we make it through one holiday without analyzing our parents' dysfunction?"
"You know you can’t go around saying the first thing that comes to your mind."
"I don't always get what I want, but when I do, I make it count!"
"If we all agree that everyone can be different, then maybe we can all be the same."
"I've got to admit, I think often about how I'm going to die."
"I can't believe I just said that loud!"
"I wish I had a job where I could just say, 'sorry, I'm too busy to work.'"
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"I guess I'm just a little... sensitive."
"In the end, you just have to roll with it!"
"Somebody’s gotta be the hero; I guess it’ll just have to be me!"
"Life is like a game of football: you get tackled and learn how to scream!"
"I don't care if you're black, white, pink, or green, or if you're a guy, a girl, or a giant piece of crap, just don't mess with my friend!"
"You know, it’s okay to be messed up. It’s just the way we express ourselves."
"I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned!"
"I learned something today. Sometimes people want to make you feel bad for things you can’t control."
"It’s not my fault that I’m so popular!"
"If you’re not in my friend group, then you must be in the enemy group!"
"You’re gonna have a bad time!"
"Respect my authority!"
"I’m going to do what I do best: lie, steal, cheat, and survive!"
"I’m not being a b****, I’m just stating facts!"
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"I have no sympathy for anyone who isn’t completely insane!"
"You know, I think I’m starting to understand why they call it 'prison'. It’s because they never let you leave!"
"Sometimes I’m hard to understand; it’s part of my charm!"
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! You suck!"
"You’re all a bunch of dirty crazies!"
"Saying 'I’m sorry' is just as important as saying 'I love you'."
"Dude, this is like, totally lame."
"No, you’re just being a b****!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get."
"I can’t believe I’m still alive!"
"The Earth is flat and the Moon is made of cheese!"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Just because you can’t see it does not mean it’s not there!"
"That’s it! I’m going to rankedaa!"
"I don't want to be friends with you anymore."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"You know, it’s a shame you have to sit on something that pretty."
"I’ll be in my room."
"Respect my authoritah!"
"You have no idea what you're dealing with!"
"The problem with the world is that people are stupid."
"I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!"
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"I learned something today."
"It's not fair! I'm not going to be able to ride my bike anymore!"
"Sometimes it's hard to be a kid."
"I don't want to be a part of this anymore!"
"I don't even have a hat!"
"You see, I've been in this game a long time, and I know what works!"
"I am so glad I could help you today."
"Oh boy, here I go killin' again!"
"This is so dumb, I'm going to throw up!"
"If you don't like it, you can go to China!"
"They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom!"
"You guys, I don’t think you’re ready for this kind of commitment."
"I can't help it; I'm full of love!"
"It's time to kick it up a notch!"
"This is not an accident!"
"You don't know what it's like to be me!"
"I feel bad for them, they're the ones stuck with him!"
"Screw you guys, I’m going home!"
"You know, if you don’t have anything nice to say, you’re not paying attention."
"I’m not fat. I’m big-boned!"
"It’s not fair! I’m the only one who doesn’t get to play with my own balls!"
"I didn’t get a vote! I didn’t even get a say!"
"I’m not a bad kid. I’m just misunderstood."
"You guys, I don’t want to get a pool! I don’t want to drown!"
"I could be wrong, but I’m not."
"You can’t just give up! You have to be strong!"
"Well, I’m going to bed. I’ll see you guys later."
"You know what, dude? I don’t even care!"
"I’m gonna do what I want to do!"
"I’ve got a bad feeling about this."
"You’re a foul mouth, you know that?"
"I can’t believe you guys are going to get me all the way to split my sides!"
"Oh great! Now I’m gonna have nightmares for weeks!"
"You’re just a boy. You don’t know anything!"
"If I were a girl, I’d be beautiful!"
"This could be the happiest day of my life!"
"I love the smell of desperation in the morning!"
"Okay, I’m gonna go get a sandwich!"
"Gosh, I can’t believe it! This is so exciting!"
"You know what they say, ‘Knowledge is power!’"
"Just because you have a good idea doesn’t mean you should use it."
"I’m not being rude; I’m just being honest!"
"I'm not a bad guy. I just like to do bad things."
"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!"
"Sometimes I can't believe how stupid I am."
"It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas."
"I want to be a Jedi!"
"Screw you, guys! I’m going home!"
"Good thing we weren’t wearing any pants!"
"You know, I really don't think I should be here. You guys are just too cool."
"You can't put that on a paper, the paper doesn't know what to do with that!"
"You guys, I'm serious! We have to be awesome!"
"It’s not my fault you don’t like fun!"
"I hate you, you whore!"
"We're all just a bunch of silly, stupid idiots!"
"I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!"
"You see, the thing is, I have a really big idea!"
"Sometimes people just need a little help figuring out their lives."
"I’ve learned that being a smug jerk is what makes you smart."
"I can’t believe you’re doing this, you know I’m a sensitive person!"
"This is America! We have the right to be wrong!"
"I thought you were supposed to be a badass!"
"Cartman: The reason I’m such a badass is because I’m a leader of the leaderless!"
"If you live in America, you’re not allowed to be offended."
"You’re a bad influence, mister!"
"This isn’t a democracy! It’s a sack of crap!"
"Aww, come on, guys! I swear to God I'm a good person!"
"Whatever I do, I just want y’all to understand. I mean it!"
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