128 result(s) for Archer Quotes.
"I’m not a monster. I’m a man. Just a man with a lot of issues."
"It's a scientific fact that if you don't stop saying 'Archer' there will be a series of increasingly embarrassing incidents leading to public disgrace."
"You know what I love about the road? It’s just a series of perfect little moments."
"I'm always at the top of my game, unless I'm not."
"When you’re an archer, you have to be quick, precise, and ready for anything."
"I don’t know what’s worse, finding out who your friends really are or finding out you don’t have any."
"I’ve got a soft spot for the bad guys."
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"It's not about what you want; it's about what you need. And right now, I need a drink."
"I can’t be a part of your plan if I’m doing all the heavy lifting while you stand by and look pretty."
"Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America!"
"The only thing better than a great sandwich is a great sandwich with a side of sarcasm."
"Just because you’re a paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you."
"If I wanted to be a spy, I wouldn’t wear a silly costume."
"Who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned drinking game?"
"The only thing that could make this better is if we had a really cool logo."
"I’m not saying I’m Batman, but… well… I’m just saying."
"This is my shock face. I have a lot of practice."
"Some days I wish I could just stay in bed with a stack of comics and a sandwich."
"There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is in ‘I’m a genius.’"
"A drink is not just a drink; it’s a mood, a lifestyle, a friend."
"I don’t care what anyone says. I’m still the best!"
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"Nothing is more important than that first cup of coffee in the morning."
"An opinion is just that; it’s not a fact."
"Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down."
"I’m not even mad. I’m impressed."
"I take my coffee like my women: hot, strong and able to wake me up."
"I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I’m going to find out."
"I’m not a hero. I’m a professional."
"Why don’t you just take your pants off and get in the pool?"
"Lana, you’re not my mom!"
"It’s like a montage, but without the music."
"I’m not going to let you ruin my evening like a bunch of fools!"
"I really have to stop eating so much cheese."
"This is so much more than a job, it’s like a lifestyle."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
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"Who do you want to be? Because that’s who you are."
"It’s not about what you look like; it’s about what you can do!"
"Kill them all and let God sort them out!"
"When people ask me what's the most important thing to a successful mission, I always say: 'Don't die.'"
"I mean, I’m not a monster. Or am I?"
"I’m going to need you to take a step back and rethink your life choices."
"Just because you’re a spy doesn’t mean you can’t wear a good suit!"
"It’s a conspiracy! A conspiracy of idiots!"
"Astonishingly, I don’t care."
"I have no idea what I’m doing."
"You can’t just hurl yourself into the river of life without having a damn good plan!"
"The only thing worse than being wrong is being right at the wrong time."
"I’ve learned that communication is the key to a successful mission."
"The only thing I can do is stay classy."
"I am in no way shape or form good at talking about my feelings."
"Success is like being pregnant: Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were f***ed."
"You can’t trust anything that comes out of her mouth; it’s all lies!"
"I’m a passionate believer in the written word. I mean, how else would you explain this?"
"You’re a genius! And like most geniuses, you get distracted easily."
"I’m not an addict, I’m just a very committed user."
"You know, I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but no one has ever seen me and Superman in the same room."
"Lana, you’re the best. And I’m sorry. I just never thought I’d say that."
"I don’t do well with others. Or with people. Or with anything, really."
"I’m not going to say it’s easy, but it’s not hard either. It’s like playing chess... against yourself."
"The only thing I care about is getting to the end of the day without running into any huge problems."
"If I were a more serious person, I’d take that to heart."
"It's a simple rule: Idiot always wins."
"I can’t believe that no one thought of this before. You guys are idiots."
"Just because I’m not talking, doesn’t mean I’m not thinking."
"I’d say I’m sorry about the misunderstandings, but that would imply I actually care."
"I have to go to the bathroom. Also, I’m a terrible person."
"Please! I’m a secret agent. I don’t do things like that!"
"I’m not talking about how to build a better mousetrap; I’m talking about building a better mouse."
"The world is a terrible place filled with awful people. But you have to trust me on this one."
"Why would I want to do anything different when this is working out so well for me?"
"When someone tells you that you’re doing it wrong, it’s usually because they’re doing it wrong."
"I don't even believe in God, but he would love me."
"If I can't be in charge, I'll just have to take over."
"You know, if it wasn't for the poor people, I wouldn't be where I am today."
"The first rule of the agency is: trust no one."
"Shooting is a skill; ninjas are an art."
"I guess it's just a matter of time before I screw everything up again."
"I can't help but wonder if there's more to life than just this. And if there is, I don't want to know."
"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!"
"Nonsense. I don’t care who you are, I want you back. I love you. You’re my best friend."
"I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath."
"The world doesn’t revolve around you, and it sure as hell doesn’t revolve around me."
"I’m going to take a shortcut. It’s called ‘cutting the crap.’"
"You’re the only one I can count on to be there for me. Not that I need anyone."
"This is why I don't tell you anything!"
"There's nothing to be gained from watching people die."
"I found a very attractive woman who had the same high-powered job and a fancy location, and it killed me."
"Like a ghost. A sexy, sexy ghost."
"Well, you can’t live your life in fear of what you can’t control."
"I have a thing for women with book smarts and street smarts. It's pretty much my type."
"I may not remember what happens in an hour, but I sure do remember the things that will kill me."
"I can’t do this without you. But, I can’t do it with you!"
"Yes, it’s all coming back to me now. Just like a really bad dream."
"Do it for the thrill of it. You can find the thrill in anything!"
"The only thing better than being right is being doubly right and really, really mean."
"A good cop is a bad cop with a good plan."
"I’m an intelligent man, but I also know I’m a tiny speck of dust."
"It's only a matter of time until I grow as a person. You wait and see."
"Does it ever occur to you that your lifestyle, and your choices may not be conducive to a long life?"
"I'm going to make you a deal you can't refuse. But you won't like it."
"It’s like I’m the star of my own movie! And, surprise, surprise, the director is a total jerk!"
"I’m out here fighting crime! Or, you know, doing the next best thing."
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it really well."
"Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants!"
"I’m not a hero. I'm a high-functioning sociopath."
"Phrasing!"
"You know what? I’m in. I’m in, and I’m out. We’re all in and we’re all out!"
"I’m going to do what I do best: lie, steal, cheat, and survive!"
"You’re like a big, dumb baby"
"I can't believe I have to say this, but: put your pants on!"
"I don't want to be a part of this. You are all insane!"
"Just because you have a family, it doesn't mean you have to lose your friends."
"Nothing is more important than how you look."
"I'm an adult. I'm a responsible adult. I'm… a responsible adult."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."
"I’m not a spy. I’m a show dog!"
"I'm so sick of hearing about your damn crystals!"
"You know, I am a little ashamed of being sharp-tongued, when I am not being as beautiful as I’d like to be."
"It’s not a hotel. It’s a ‘prestigious training facility.’"
"I'm not just a secretary! I'm a sharp-tongued, deeply misunderstood woman!"
"It’s not that I’m against being married. It’s just that I’m against being married to you."
"I don't need a reason to be unhappy!"
"This is a life-or-death mission! Sort of! More like a death-or-downtime mission!"
"I can't take you seriously in that hat."
"Are you trying to start a fight, because it’s a fight you will lose."
"You don’t have to be crazy to work here. But it helps!"
"I could drive a wedge between the two of us, but you seem to be doing a fine job of it all on your own."
"You know what they're saying: 'Don’t make me use my outside voice.'"
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