123 result(s) for Ace Ventura Quotes.
"If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!"
"You’re not my real dad!"
"I’m ready to party!"
"I’m Ace Ventura: Pet Detective! And you must be… the Monopoly guy!"
"Do you have a mint? Because your breath is kicking!"
"Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
"I’ll be back!"
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"I’ll see you in hell!"
"I’m just a guy with a bow and a passion for nature!"
"You know what I miss? The good old days, when you could knock on the door and come inside, you know?"
"You're not a dolphin! You're just a scary human!"
"I have to find Snowflake!"
"I don't want to talk about it!"
"I'm not a bad guy, I just do bad things!"
"I can't take it anymore!"
"Look what happened! I got booted out of the tank!"
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"
"I just love to entertain!"
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"
"It's all in the tongue!"
"I'm the detective, and he's a lemur!"
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat!"
"My voice is my passport!"
"A real-life pet detective? Come on!"
"Do not go in there! It's a madhouse!"
"I’m so excited I could SQUAWK!"
"You know, I’m often asked how I do what I do. And I always say, this is what I was put on earth to do. I was brought here to make an people laugh."
"I don’t need a buddy! I need a pen!"
"Keyser Soze!"
"I’m not a bad guy, I just have bad circumstances!"
"I’m just a lonely little boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him."
"I’m no hero. I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. But once my pants are on, I make gold records!"
"You behave like I have something to be ashamed of!"
"I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker."
"Somebody stop me!"
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"I'm ready to go anywhere, do anything, just tell me where!"
"You're a chicken, turn around!"
"Hey, I’m a professional!"
"I’m not a madman!"
"The penalty is death!"
"Wha-oo! Wha-oo!"
"I’m a pet detective, mind you!"
"This is a place for animals, not humans!"
"I could either be a boy or a beast, and I choose to be a boy!"
"You can take the boy out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle out of the boy!"
"It’s not my fault that I’m a genius!"
"I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!"
"You’re gonna love the way I roll!"
"If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer!"
"I'm not a bad guy. I just look like one."
"Like a glove!"
"I’m ready to be a detective!"
"I don't care, you can take your time!"
"I think I need a hug."
"There’s a very good reason for it. If it didn’t happen, it would be a problem."
"I’m here for the pet detective agency!"
"It's a very special bond!"
"You’re going to regret this for the rest of your life. All two seconds of it!"
"I’m watching you, Finkle!"
"I’m a master of disguise!"
"Don't say it! Don't say it! Don't say it!"
"I’m going to suck your blood!"
"This is the last time we meet!"
"The time is nigh!"
"I can’t work with this guy! He’s a nutcase!"
"I got some pet news for you!"
"You can’t put a price on friendship!"
"I’ve got a job to do!"
"You don’t need a reason to help an animal!"
"I’ll take a look at your trunk!"
"The wigs were to die for!"
"I am the greatest detective in the world."
"Alrighty then!"
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV!"
"Do not go in there!"
"I can't be expected to bioengineer a bat! I'm just a pet detective!"
"Excuse me, do you have a breath mint?"
"You can take my seat at the table. I'll be back in a sec!"
"I went to the jungle, and now I'm going to the zoo?"
"You know what they say: 'If you can't beat them, join them!'"
"This is not happening!"
"I’m the king of the world!"
"That's not a woman; that's a man, baby!"
"Son of a b***h! I’m gonna catch that dolphin!"
"I'm so happy I could sh*t!"
"There's something... weird... in the neighborhood!"
"I can't really hold a steady job... it’s just not my thing."
"I am just a pet detective, but somehow I stumbled into this."
"It's a common misconception that animals don't talk"
"Oh, I don’t think so, Tim!"
"I can’t believe I’m going to take a bath with a manatee!"
"You can't take it personally! It's just a job!"
"In my world, the sky is blue and the grass is green."
"I hear voices... and they're all telling me to go home!"
"The animals are my friends. And they are my friends!"
"You don't have to be crazy to do this, but it helps!"
"All righty then!"
"Do not go in there! Whoo!"
"I'm not a man, I’m a force of nature!"
"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"
"Laces out, Dan!"
"You can lead a pachyderm to water, but you can't make him drink!"
"I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum."
"He was a good man, a loving man."
"I just can't seem to get my mind off of that darned monkey!"
"I'm not really a people person."
"I am the lord of the jungle!"
"I'm going to make a couple of calls."
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
"I don't know what you mean, but I think I'm getting the hang of it."
"You know, it’s funny. I was just wondering if you were to care to join me for a little market research."
"We’re not in the jungle anymore!"
"I’m going to find that bat!"
"You can recognize a lot about people, their behaviors, and their demeanor, but you can’t tell what kind of person they are until you dig a little deeper."
"Well, the truth is... my mother is a goat."
"I'm Ace Ventura, pet detective. I'm not here to play games."
"I love the smell of a clean tit in the morning."
"You must be a special kind of stupid."
"You either love animals, or you’re just not sure of your own heart."
"When nature calls, you better be prepared!"
"Just because you’re in jail doesn’t mean you can’t have a sense of humor."
"Let's get this party started!"
"You had me at 'hello'!"
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