Memorable Jersey Shore Quotes

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"A typical day in the shore house is we wake up, we go to the beach, we party, we go out."
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
"I’m not a tool, I’m a guido!"
Pauly D
"You don’t need a reason to be unhappy. You can be just by yourself."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"We don't do drama; we do beach!"
Jenni 'JWoww' Farley
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a piece of pizza. And that's kind of the same thing."
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
"You can't really say or predict what the future is."
Vinny Guadagnino
"The only thing I can say is that I'm going to be myself."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
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"You can’t put limits on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get."
Pauly D
"I’m actually living the dream – my dream."
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
"You can't pick your family, but you can pick your friends."
Jenni 'JWoww' Farley
"When you're in your element, you can't take it away."
Vinny Guadagnino
"The beach is my happy place."
Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola
"If you think you’re ready for the beach, then you are!"
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"I’m just trying to be the best version of myself."
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
"At the end of the day, we are just a bunch of guidos."
Pauly D
"You can only fail if you don't try."
Vinny Guadagnino
"I’m not just a party girl; I’m a smart girl."
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
"It’s not about where you start; it’s about where you're going."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"You’ve gotta have faith, be positive, and get through it."
Jenni 'JWoww' Farley
"Love doesn’t have to be hard."
Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola
"The only way to survive is to live life to the fullest."
Pauly D
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"I really believe we can do whatever we want to do."
Vinny Guadagnino
"Enjoy the good times, embrace the bad times."
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
"Focus on enjoying the moment."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"Life is all about living it like you mean it!"
Jenni 'JWoww' Farley
"Dream big. Because there's no limit to what you can have."
Pauly D
"Let’s just keep it real."
Vinny Guadagnino
"I'm not a wife, I'm a girlfriend."
Snooki
"I don't think that I'm a bad person. I think that I'm a misunderstood person."
Vinny Guadagnino
"I still love my ex, even though he's a jerk."
JWoww
"You can't be afraid to take chances."
Pauly D
"Keep the drama on the show."
JWoww
"I’m just going to be me, and if someone has a problem with that, it’s their issue."
Snooki
"I’m a little bit of a firecracker, but it keeps it exciting!"
Sammi Sweetheart
"I don't have to be a little lady. I'm just who I am."
Snooki
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"I’m a good time, and I think =that it shows."
Vinny Guadagnino
"I just want to have fun, and I want to live my life."
JWoww
"The only people I want in my life are those who want to be in my life."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"Sometimes I just feel like I'm a walking brand."
Pauly D
"You're either in or you're out."
Snooki
"You can't fix stupid."
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
"I’m living my life, and I love it."
Sammi Sweetheart
"You can't control how other people act."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"It's all about the good times."
Pauly D
"Let’s have a real talk about life."
JWoww
"I'm a hot mess, but I'm okay with that."
Snooki
"You just do you, and I'm going to do me."
Vinny Guadagnino
"I love drama, but I don’t love it at the same time."
Sammi Sweetheart
"If people don't like me, who cares?"
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
"Always keep it real."
JWoww
"Dancing like no one's watching is my motto!"
Snooki
"I am going to be the best version of myself, and I’m going to take care of me first."
Snooki
"I’m not a one-night stand kind of girl."
Snooki
"You can't take the Jersey out of the shore."
Pauly D
"GTL! Gym, Tan, Laundry!"
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"I just want to have fun and see where things go."
JWoww
"The only thing I’m addicted to is winning."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"We don’t need to go to the club. We’ll just party in our house!"
Sammi Sweetheart
"The more we drink, the better we look!"
Pauly D
"You can’t spell ‘awesome’ without ‘me’."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"I’m the queen of the island!"
Snooki
"The only thing that’s ‘real’ in life is friendship."
Vinny Guadagnino
"You know, sometimes you just have to do what you have to do."
JWoww
"I like my eggs sunny side up, just like I like my life!"
Snooki
"We’re all a little wild, and a little crazy!"
Deena Cortese
"I'm not a role model. I'm just a girl trying to have fun!"
Snooki
"What’s a little drama between friends?"
JWoww
"I love being single, but I love being in a relationship too!"
Sammi Sweetheart
"What’s a liquor cabinet without some ‘tude?"
Pauly D
"If you can't handle me, get out of my way!"
Snooki
"We let loose and have fun; that’s what matters."
Vinny Guadagnino
"Everything happens for a reason, and this is my time to shine!"
Deena Cortese
"Never let anyone bring you down, you’re fabulous!"
Jenni 'JWoww' Farley
"A little (or a lot) of drama keeps things interesting!"
Snooki
"Dance like nobody's watching, because they usually aren't!"
Sammi Sweetheart
"We’re not just roommates; we’re a family."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"I am not going to be a loser anymore."
Snooki
"You don't like me? Cool. I don't like you either."
JWoww
"I got a G in my name. That's for gangster."
Vinny Guadagnino
"In my head, I'm a 10."
Snooki
"I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet."
Angelina Pivarnick
"Listen, I love being the center of attention!"
Pauly D
"I’m not a monster. I just like to have fun."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"All I want to do is have a good time."
Vinny Guadagnino
"You can't just drink and expect things to be okay."
JWoww
"I’m the king of the jersey shore."
Pauly D
"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."
Snooki
"We fight, we make up, we fight again."
JWoww
"You can’t lose what you never had."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"We live for the drama."
Angelina Pivarnick
"You do you, and I’ll do me."
Vinny Guadagnino
"This is my own little world."
Snooki
"Talk to the hand."
JWoww
"I’m not a role model, I’m just a girl having fun."
Snooki
"You can't stop me, you can't control me."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"I’m on a whole different level."
Pauly D
"If you don’t have haters, you’re not doing something right."
Snooki
"Haters are gonna hate."
JWoww
"It’s all about having a good time."
Vinny Guadagnino
"I don't care what people think about me."
Angelina Pivarnick
"The only thing I know how to do is party."
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
"Stay calm and keep partying."
Snooki
"GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry."
Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino
"I'm just a Jersey girl, you know? I was born this way!"
Snooki
"You're not just going to walk up to me and bring your problems to me. I'm just going to be like, 'Listen, I'm not a therapist.'"
Pauly D
"I don't need to be in a relationship to be happy."
JWoww
"Cabs are here!"
Snooki
"You can’t put a price on friendship."
Vinny Guadagnino
"I’m not a normal person. I’m not the average girl."
Snooki
"I’m like a rocket, and I’m ready to go!"
Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino
"You can tell a lot about a person by their tan."
Pauly D
"I’m not jealous, I’m just competitive!"
JWoww
"You know what? You can't steal my happiness."
Sammi Sweetheart
"If you don't want drama in your life, don't come to the shore."
Angelina Pivarnick
"We're not a family; we're just a bunch of roommates."
Vinny Guadagnino
"I just want to be the best person I can be."
Snooki
"I don't do drama. I do my own thing."
JWoww
"It's not just a party; it's a lifestyle!"
The Situation
"I like to live by the motto: Work hard, Play hard."
Pauly D
"Beach hair, don't care!"
Snooki
"You don't have to think. Just go with the flow."
Sammi Sweetheart
"Friends are the family that you choose."
Vinny Guadagnino
"I will always be there for you, even if it's just for a shoulder to cry on."
JWoww
"Bros before hoes, man!"
Pauly D
"Life's too short to waste time on drama."
The Situation
"You're either in or you're out!"
Angelina Pivarnick
"I want to be a role model for little girls."
Snooki
"Partying is what we do best!"
Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino
"I can always go in the line of fire."
JWoww
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