125 result(s) for Clark Griswold Quotes.
"I don't know what to say. Except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
"You see, buddy, it’s Christmas. It’s a time for giving and a time for family."
"This is a full-scale, full-blown Griswold family Christmas."
"I’m not gonna let this ruin Christmas!"
"Nothing's better than a Christmas with the Griswolds."
"If that thing doesn’t bark, I’m returning it."
"It's a Christmas to remember."
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"It’s not going to do it again, is it? My car does that sometimes."
"I planned out the whole week, and you know what? It’s going to be a blast!"
"I have a very particular set of skills when it comes to family Christmases."
"You’re never gonna get a job with that attitude!"
"We're the Griswolds, and we’ll take the feast of the feast!"
"The house is a disaster area. You have to understand that."
"Joy to the world! The Lord is come."
"I'll have the perfect holiday with family and good food."
"You can't expect me to forget that mishap! It was Christmas!"
"It's not a Christmas tree, it's an ornament for the whole family."
"That’s a gray area. You are going to be putting me on the naughty list."
"We’re all a little crazy when it comes to Christmas."
"No one seriously believes that a reindeer will land on our roof!"
"I’ll be a Griswold in this home till I die."
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"Aren’t family traditions something special?"
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."
"This is just the beginning of a Griswold holiday!"
"Christmas is a time for family shenanigans."
"It's not going to look like a Norman Rockwell painting."
"I have the most fun when I'm with you guys."
"I planned out our whole family's Christmas. I thought we could do some traditional stuff."
"This is Christmas, the season of perpetual hope."
"All my life I’ve wanted to see a moose. And now I’m about to!”"
"Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."
"I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
"Oh, my God! It’s like a slingshot!"
"You think you hate it now? Wait 'til you drive it!"
"This is the year we take our family to Wally World!"
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"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"You, sir, are a liar!"
"We’re all just a bunch of Christmas amateurs!"
"I’m not interested in being a part of your plan."
"There’s a time for a man to put his foot down."
"I've got a great idea, let's have some fun!"
"It's a festival of lights!"
"We’re gonna have the best time!"
"Little hands can do big things."
"Everyone, I want you to meet my cousin, Eddie!"
"Don't worry about it, I've got everything under control!"
"I’m just trying to make some merry memories."
"We're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant!"
"I am going to decorate the house. I'm going to decorate the house!"
"I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
"It's not going to budge. It's frozen in a solid sheet of ice."
"I want to be the best, dad! I want to be the best!"
"That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
"You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it."
"Hey, look! There's a deer!"
"Clark, we're stuck under a truck!"
"We’re going to have the coal in our stockings to show for it!"
"How 'bout a little less talk and a little more action?"
"I pledge allegiance to the flag... and to the Republic for which it stands."
"Breathe in the aroma, honey! It's a Christmas miracle."
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
"That’s an awful name for a dog! A man’s best friend shouldn’t be called 'Snot'."
"You know, if you were a little smarter, you’d invent a gadget that would make this process a lot easier."
"It’s a full-blown Griswold family Christmas!"
"Every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you end up hearing about it."
"I thought I saw a squirrel, I thought I saw a squirrel!"
"This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here."
"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it's not too late to make it a great Christmas!"
"You’re not a kid anymore, you can’t cry every time something bad happens."
"I'm getting a little jazzed up about the holidays."
"Don’t let the holiday spirit die! Don’t let that be the legacy we leave!"
"It's Christmas! We're out of this world!"
"We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
"I am so glad we had that fire."
"Oh, I don't think that this is a good idea."
"This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here!"
"It's Christmas, and we're all in misery."
"I'm not sure what to say. But I think I can start by saying I'm sorry."
"Look at the time! I gotta go!"
"You can't just sit around and wait for the good things to come."
"This is a surprise, this is a wonderful surprise!"
"I think I’m gonna have to go. It’s the Christmas Spirit!"
"I put my faith in a god who has taken me through so much."
"They are the gift that keeps on giving the whole year."
"You can't just let your kids design your life and your new house."
"This is the year I’m gonna get my dream!"
"I want everything I just said to not have happened."
"I want to make this holiday unforgettable."
"Merry Christmas! The most wonderful time of the year!"
"It wouldn't be a Christmas without a little chaos."
"I wish I could just ask Santa for a better job."
"You’d better get yourself a pair of sunglasses, mister!"
"This is it! This is what I’ve been waiting for!"
"If that thing doesn’t stop playing that song, I’m gonna throw it out the window!"
"It’s just a little something I’ve been thinking about."
"Thanks for nothing, you bunch of losers!"
"'Tis the season to be jolly!"
"Christmas is about being with family and sharing life together."
"We're not just here to take part; we're here to take over!"
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all."
"I’m not just a dad, I’m a father. There’s a difference."
"This is a full-blown, 100%, honest-to-goodness, bonafide, holiday lighting emergency!"
"Nothing beats a Chevy truck!"
"We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
"You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it!"
"It’s not about the presents; it’s about family."
"I only have a few more shopping days left, and I still don’t have a gift for my wife!"
"Clark, stop it! I can’t believe you can’t even keep your own son from being in a coma!"
"You know, there's a reason they call it the American dream."
"I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery."
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
"Grace! She passed away three years ago!"
"I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree!"
"Honey, do you really think I would let you take this Christmas tree home?"
"There it is, the Griswold family Christmas tree."
"It's a full-blown, 100%, honest-to-goodness, bonafide, holiday lighting emergency!"
"We're all going to die!"
"You should've seen my face when I opened that gift."
"This is not a Christmas tree, it’s a shrub!"
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas."
"I never thought I'd be a Christmas tree shopper, but here we are."
"Have you ever seen a man in a suit? Me neither."
"Nobody knows you like I do, and nobody loves you like I do."
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