106 result(s) for Funny Running Quotes.
"I run so my coffee can catch up to me later."
"I run because I really like food... like a lot."
"I thought they said ‘Rum’, not ‘Run’. No wonder I was so excited."
"I run because I really, really like dessert."
"Remember, better late than ugly... or was it better late than never? Oh well, I’m running late!"
"I only run when I’m being chased. Or when there's a sale. Same thing, really."
"One run can change your day. Many runs can change your life."
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"Why did I start working out? Oh right, because I really like to eat..."
"Run like you stole something, preferably cake."
"Running is a great way to see how long you can avoid adulting."
"I run because I really enjoy the feeling of not dying."
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy guy behind you."
"Run like there's a spider on your neck."
"Running: Because zombies will eat the untrained ones first."
"I run so I can eat more cupcakes. It's all about balance."
"Why do I run? Because I like to eat donuts guilt-free."
"Running is the answer. Who cares what the question is."
"I run to burn off the crazy."
"Run now, wine later."
"Running won't kill you, you'll pass out first!"
"I run because I really like food… and wine."
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"I run like the winded."
"I don't sweat, I sparkle while running."
"Running: Cheaper than therapy!"
"I hate running, but I love finishing."
"I'm not a graceful runner. I look like a baby giraffe learning to run."
"May the course be with you."
"I'm not fast, but I run."
"If you can't fly, then run. If you can't run, then walk. If you can't walk, then crawl. But whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward."
"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift."
"I run because it's so symbolic of life. You have to drive yourself to overcome the obstacles. You might feel that you can't. But then you find your inner strength, and realize you're capable of so much more than you thought."
"The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start."
"The obsession with running is really an obsession with the potential for more and more life."
"The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die."
"If you don't think you were born to run, you're not only denying history. You're denying who you are."
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"For me, running is both exercise and a metaphor. Running day after day, piling up the races, bit by bit I raise the bar, and by clearing each level I elevate myself."
"Ask yourself: 'Can I give more?' The answer is usually: 'Yes.'"
"It's at the borders of pain and suffering that the men are separated from the boys."
"Running won't kill you, you'll pass out first."
"I'm not a fast runner, I'm a slow sprinter."
"Sore today, faster tomorrow."
"Why do I run? Because I really like cake."
"I may not be fast, but I'm ahead of you on the couch."
"Running late is my cardio."
"The faster you run, the sooner you're done."
"Running is a mental sport and we're all insane."
"Running is my therapy."
"Running is nothing more than a series of arguments between the part of your brain that wants to stop and the part that wants to keep going."
"My running pace is a lot faster than my walking pace."
"I run so I can eat pizza."
"There will come a day when I can no longer run. Today is not that day."
"Running is a pain in the butt – literally."
"Running helps me keep my sanity. Well, what's left of it anyway."
"I run because I really love being chased... by dogs."
"Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out - like my running routine."
"I'm not a jogger. I'm a mosaic of shattered dreams stitched together with an elastic waistband."
"My sport is your sport's punishment."
"If you see me running, you should too because something is probably chasing me."
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
"I don't always run, but when I do, it's usually because I dropped something."
"I thought they said 'Rum', so I ran. Turns out it was 'Run'. Now I need rum."
"I don't sweat, I sparkle. So basically, I'm a running disco ball."
"Every morning I run. Out of time, patience, and ideas."
"I run so I can eat more tacos. It's all about balance."
"My running style? I call it 'start slow and then taper off.'"
"Running late counts as cardio, right?"
"I run because I really like pizza. A lot."
"I only run on days that end in 'y'."
"Running is my happy hour. Also, my 'I need more wine' hour."
"I don't mind running, the stopping part is what gets me every time."
"I run because I really love cake. A whole lot."
"Running is cheaper than therapy, and you get a medal."
"My running pace is a brisk walk for most people."
"When in doubt, run it out. Then eat some ice cream."
"I run because punching people is illegal."
"Running is my superpower. Eating an entire pizza is too."
"You know you're a runner when a mile feels like a warm-up."
"I run so I can still fit in my favorite jeans."
"Run like you stole something... maybe a donut."
"I run because I really enjoy napping afterwards."
"I don't always run, but when I do, it's usually to catch the ice cream truck."
"Run like there's a hot guy in front and a creepy one behind you."
"I run because punching people is frowned upon."
"Running late counts as exercise, right?"
"My running style is best described as startled gazelle."
"Why run when you can walk and dramatic gasp?"
"If you see me collapse, pause my Garmin."
"Running - cheaper than therapy."
"Someday I'll be skinny, but I'll always be a runner."
"Slow runners make fast runners look good."
"Running is my happy hour."
"I thought they said rum."
"Running: Cheaper than therapy."
"I'm only a morning person on race days."
"Run like you stole something."
"Don't pass out, don't give up, don't puke."
"I don't sweat, I sparkle."
"Run like zombies are chasing you."
"Life is short. Running makes it seem longer."
"I'm not a jogger. I'm a runner. A very slow runner."
"Run like your phone is at 1%."
"I'm not sweating, I'm leaking awesome."
"If you run, you are a runner. It doesn't matter how fast or how far."
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
"Running is a road to self-awareness and reliance - you can push yourself to extremes and learn valuable things about yourself."
"Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it."
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