Memorable Shrek Quotes

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"Uh, excuse me, but that’s my swamp!"
Shrek
"I’m not the princess. It’s Princess Fiona."
Shrek
"It’s just a piece of paper!"
Shrek
"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."
Smash Mouth (from 'All Star,' featured in Shrek)
"You’re not ugly. You’re just… different."
Fiona
"You’re like an onion! You have layers."
Shrek
"The best way to get to know someone is to be their friend."
Fiona
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"It’s okay to be scared. You can still do great things."
Shrek
"Just because you’re a big, scary ogre doesn’t mean you can’t also be a good friend."
Donkey
"You know, I really don't appreciate the way you're looking at me."
Shrek
"That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do."
Shrek
"You know, this is probably the best day of my life."
Fiona
"Every time I try to think of a way to show I'm not a monster, I just end up scaring everybody away."
Shrek
"I'm not a monster—that's what I have to show people!"
Shrek
"I’ve got a feeling that today is going to be a great adventure."
Donkey
"So why don’t you go celebrate your newfound freedom with your friends and your family?"
Shrek
"I’m not going to be your friend, so stop asking."
Shrek
"You’re lucky I’m not a baby, or I’d cry."
Donkey
"Being an ogre is not just about looking scary. It’s about what’s inside."
Shrek
"If you don’t like your story, write a new one."
Fiona
"You might not like me, but I’m here to stay."
Shrek
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"To be a hero, you just have to fight for what you believe."
Shrek
"Friendship means never having to say you’re sorry."
Donkey
"I was a little more than a little scared back there."
Shrek
"You are who you are, and you should be proud of that."
Fiona
"Sometimes you have to be bold and take risks."
Shrek
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."
Shrek
"I’m not a puppet. I’m a real boy."
Pinocchio
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."
Shrek
"Ogres are like onions. They have layers."
Shrek
"You know, you’re not the first to say that. My mom said I was an ugly little monster too."
Shrek
"I’m an ogre! I’m not a monster! I’m not a villain! I’m not the bad guy!"
Shrek
"The princess will be touched only by true love's kiss."
Fairy Godmother
"You’re a monster, you crazy ogre!"
Fiona
"I’m just a little teapot, short and stout."
Donkey
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"In the end, you have to be true to yourself."
Fiona
"I don’t want to be a hero. I just want to be a better ogre."
Shrek
"You can’t just sit back and wait for the world to come to you."
Donkey
"Love is an open door."
Hans
"I don't care what the people say. I'm gonna shout it out loud!"
Shrek
"You can't make a meal out of a seed."
Donkey
"This is the story of a princess who was cursed to have loneliness for eternity."
Shrek
"Sometimes you just have to make the leap."
Fiona
"Being an ogre isn’t about looking like one. It’s about behaving like one."
Shrek
"It's better to be yourself than to be a part of something you don't believe in."
Fiona
"If you don’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best."
Fiona
"It's not easy being green."
Shrek
"I’m not a monster, I’m just an ogre with feelings."
Shrek
"The fairest of them all is locked away in a tower."
Donkey
"You can't judge a book by its cover."
Shrek
"That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works."
Shrek
"I’m an ogre! I don’t do that!"
Shrek
"It’s not a day care. It’s a swamp!"
Shrek
"Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
Shrek
"I’m not the one who needs to be loved."
Shrek
"Just because you found another princess, you think you can just ditch me?"
Fiona
"You’re a monster!"
Gingy
"The only thing that matters is what’s inside."
Shrek
"You don’t have to be a prince to be a prince."
Shrek
"Donkey, you may be a pain in my neck, but you’re my pain in the neck."
Shrek
"I’m a believer!"
Donkey
"Well, maybe you shouldn’t judge people before you get to know them."
Fiona
"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!"
Donkey
"You’ve got to eat that to stay strong."
Shrek
"You’re so cute when you’re angry."
Donkey
"The name’s Shrek, and I’m not afraid of anything!"
Shrek
"I’m not a puppet. I’m a real person!"
Shrek
"It's better to be an ogre than to be someone who judges without knowing."
Shrek
"You wanted fairy tale creatures? You got 'em!"
Shrek
"I’m going to find a dragon and rescue a princess."
Shrek
"Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Shrek
"I tell ya, it’s always the ones who don’t listen that end up in trouble."
Donkey
"You better come back here, you little dirtbag!"
Shrek
"People are not always what they seem."
Fiona
"You know, you’re a real pain in the neck, but I like you!"
Shrek
"Just because you’re a talking donkey doesn’t mean you’re smart!"
Shrek
"You think this is a game? This is real life!"
Shrek
"You have the right to remain silent. We’re going to be here a while."
Shrek
"Better out than in, I always say."
Shrek
"I make my own luck."
Shrek
"It’s not about what you look like. It’s about what you feel on the inside."
Shrek
"Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity."
Shrek
"You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than what they seem."
Shrek
"You’re not a monster; you’re a friend."
Shrek
"I’ve got layers."
Shrek
"You gotta be a little bit crazy to hang out with someone like me."
Shrek
"I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."
Shrek
"It's all about the journey, not the destination."
Fiona
"You don’t have to be pretty to be loved."
Fiona
"You don't have to be a prince to win my heart."
Fiona
"We're not just friends; we're family."
Fiona
"Love is an adventure."
Fiona
"Sometimes you need to look at the big picture."
Shrek
"True love's kiss can break any spell."
Fiona
"Donkey, you’ve got to stop talking."
Shrek
"There’s more to an ogre than meets the eye."
Shrek
"You should enjoy each moment as it comes."
Donkey
"You’re a big, dumb, stinky ogre."
Donkey
"Everybody loves a hero!"
Donkey
"I'm an onion. I'm layers!"
Donkey
"You can't just be yourself. You need a sidekick!"
Donkey
"Just because we are different doesn't mean we don't fit together."
Fiona
"Ogres are like onions."
Shrek
"What are you doing in my swamp?"
Shrek
"Donkey, don't look at me. I can't have my reputation ruined."
Shrek
"You know, I don't think I like you very much."
Shrek
"Just because you're a fairy tale creature doesn't mean you have to be a monster."
Shrek
"This is my swamp!"
Shrek
"I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!"
Shrek
"You think that all ogres are like you?"
Shrek
"I'm an ogre! You know what I mean?"
Shrek
"You gotta keep your feet on the ground."
Shrek
"It’s a 'once upon a time' kind of story."
Shrek
"You have the right to remain silent."
Shrek
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me."
Shrek
"I’m not a monster, I’m just a guy who really doesn’t like people."
Shrek
"The world is a large place, and so are you."
Shrek
"I like my privacy!"
Shrek
"It’s not easy being green."
Shrek
"You can’t just sit around and wait for good things to happen."
Shrek
"That's why you should think twice before you judge someone."
Shrek
"There's no way you could ever know what it's like to be me."
Shrek
"Don't judge me by my appearance."
Shrek
"Life is a journey, not a destination."
Shrek
"I'm not a hero, I’m just an ogre."
Shrek
"Why do you need to be more than just yourself?"
Shrek
"There's more to life than being a prince."
Shrek
"True love is like a fairytale."
Shrek
"Love is not what you see, it's what you feel."
Shrek
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