129 result(s) for Marge Simpson Quotes.
"Homer, is this how you pictured your future? Watching television and eating pizza?"
"I can't believe you took the time to write me a letter. I can't tell if you were joking or being sincere, but either way - thanks!"
"You know, I always thought that if we were a family, we should have certain rules. Rules are what makes civilization."
"Just because I don't have to work doesn't mean I can spend my whole life watching TV!"
"Homer, I’m not a bad person. I’ve done some bad things, but I’ve never been a bad person."
"You can’t be too careful with your heart. It’s not like the heart is a muscle. It’s more like glass."
"I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know everything about the world, but I do know that you don’t get anywhere without a little honesty."
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"There’s a lot of things I wish I could change in this house, but at least I can keep the fridge stocked!"
"Maggie, you’re a little too young to understand this, but I believe you can come back from anything. Look at your father!"
"Oh, you’re just being silly. You need to always have faith in people, even when they let you down."
"Homer, I love you, but you have to remember that there are consequences to every action."
"I'm not going to lie to you, but I'm not going to sugarcoat it either."
"There is nothing more important than family. You may be stuck with them, but at the end of the day, they are all you have."
"Being a mom is the toughest job in the world, but it is also the most rewarding."
"You're playing the game easy! Life is hard! You have to fight for what you have."
"I just want my family to be happy, even if that means making sacrifices."
"Let’s not fight, it’s such a nice day. Can’t we just enjoy the moment?"
"It’s important to take time to appreciate the little things, like a peaceful afternoon."
"You don’t have to pretend to be someone you’re not. Just be yourself, and that’s good enough."
"I wish I could find a way to make everyone happy, but that’s just not possible."
"Sometimes, it’s okay to step back and take a deep breath."
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"We all have our quirks, but that’s what makes life interesting!"
"Love is about making compromises. Sometimes you have to give a little to get a little."
"Sometimes a little kindness goes a long way, especially in a family."
"Homer, let’s just go home. We can fight about this later."
"Promise me we’ll always find time for each other, no matter what happens."
"Letting go of anger is the first step to healing. Remember that."
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."
"I don't want to be a role model. I just want to be a person."
"We all have to make sacrifices. Mine was not getting to wear cute shoes."
"You know, if you want to be a good parent, you have to make sacrifices, and that means giving up some of your dreams."
"I think we should just go home and start over."
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try."
"Everything is about the journey, not about the destination."
"It's a hard world for little things."
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"Oh, I wish I could be more like you, but I'm afraid I'd just end up being me."
"Sometimes you need to roll the dice."
"You know you're going to have to do things you don't want to do. That's marriage."
"I can't believe it! You think I put you first? You were so lucky to have me!"
"It's important to remember that, if we want things to change, we have to be the change."
"You know, honey, there's a big difference between being a parent and being a good parent."
"Don't you worry about me. You take care of the business, and I'll take care of the home."
"You can't make someone love you, but you can make someone want to."
"I just want you to know that I'm proud of you, no matter what."
"Sometimes you just have to say goodbye to your dream."
"I'm not a bad person, I'm just trying to do my best during a tough time."
"I think we all need a little fun in our lives."
"There's no point in second-guessing yourself or your decisions."
"You don't have to be perfect; just be yourself."
"Life is full of ups and downs; we just need to find a way to keep moving forward."
"Just remember, you have to stand up for what you believe in."
"Homer, is this how you pictured your life?"
"I don't want to be a role model. I'm just a regular person."
"The kids are gonna love it! Right, Maggie?"
"We're not going to the circus again, are we? They raised the ticket prices!"
"You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."
"It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s just that I don’t want to be with you right now."
"I don’t want to be a burden on my family, but I have opinions!"
"Home is where the heart is, and that’s why we can’t have a million rooms!"
"You need to be more open-minded. I think I’ll adopt an open-mind policy."
"Homer, you've been drinking in moderation, and that’s what we agreed upon."
"As a mother, I refuse to put my family in danger."
"There’s a limit to what a person can take, even if that person is Marge Simpson."
"If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters."
"I just want to be the best wife and mother I can be. Is that too much to ask?"
"You can’t win a fight with a woman. It’s like trying to win a fight with a cloud."
"Sometimes I think I should have just stayed single."
"The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive."
"It’s not that I’m angry, it’s just that I see the world differently!"
"You’re going to thank me for this later, just you wait!"
"Everything is going to be alright. Just be patient."
"I put a lot of thought into this dress. What do you think?"
"Maggie, don’t touch that! It’s dangerous!"
"I’m going to be too busy making sure that everyone else is happy!"
"There’s got to be a better way to make a living!"
"Just because I don’t say much, doesn’t mean I’m not giving my opinion."
"You can't always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need."
"I'm not a bad mom! I'm just a little bit clueless!"
"Homer, is this how you picture your life? A family of idiots?"
"Don't you love it when a plan comes together?"
"As long as I don't have to choose, I'll be the bridge between you two."
"You know, Homer, it's dangerous to take a potato chip and eat it!"
"I just think of my kids first, and that makes me a good mother."
"Marge, I’m going to give you a little advice. In life, don’t seek the things you don’t want."
"This is a terrible idea! But maybe that’s why it’ll work."
"Homer, the last time you did this, you got a rash."
"I don't want to live in a world where my kids can't eat cookies."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a taco."
"I have to stay in touch with my inner self! Wait, where’s my inner self?"
"Sometimes I feel like I’m talking to a wall."
"Oh, I couldn't possibly wear that. I'd look like a frump."
"The kids are my priority, no matter what."
"Is it bad that I want to quit my job and become a full-time mother?"
"I’ve learned that I can’t save the world, but I can save my kids."
"Why must it be so hard just to find a minute to relax?"
"What do you mean you're not my husband?"
"I’m finally going to be able to take that painting class."
"Just remember, you can’t put a price on family."
"Oh my, this is going to be a long day."
"It’s important to express yourself. Just keep it clean."
"I care so much, sometimes I think my heart might burst."
"You’re only as old as you feel. And right now, I’m feeling pretty old!"
"Mmm... donuts."
"Homer, is this how you pictured married life?"
"I just want what's best for my family."
"Oh, don't mind me. I'm just the wife."
"It's not a lie if you believe it."
"You know, we've had our ups and downs, but I wouldn't trade our family for anything."
"Homer, for the last time, you can't have a gun in the house!"
"I can't believe you made me choose between my family and my lifestyle!"
"I'm not a bad mother. I’m just a little behind in my parenting."
"Just because I don’t want you to be sad doesn’t mean I want you to be happy either."
"As a mother, I think it’s important to know how to control your children’s behavior."
"You know, there are moments when you just want to scream, 'Don't you appreciate the effort?'"
"There's a lot of things I don't get to do. But being a mom, that’s the one that counts."
"Mmm... ham."
"Sometimes I think about how nice it would be to go back to being single."
"I just don’t want them growing up like their father!"
"I won’t let you turn this family into a bunch of slackers."
"Oh, I just love a happy ending!"
"I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed."
"You are the best husband I could ever ask for, even when you are clueless."
"Instead of standing here complaining, why don’t we use our time more constructively?"
"Basically, if you don't understand something, just bake cookies."
"Even if we're not together, we'll always be a family."
"I’m not saying I was right, but let’s just say I was right."
"You know what they say: 'You can’t put a price on happiness.' But you can try."
"I just hope that my kids remember to love each other."
"Remember, it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you."
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