124 result(s) for Funny Anniversary Quotes For Friends.
"Love is being stupid together."
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
"My husband and I are a team. We’re like a really bad harness horse that has no idea what it’s doing, but we just keep going around in circles together."
"Marriage is a fantastic social invention, but it’s a terrible form of romance."
"Love is a two-way street; you should smudge your lipstick first."
"A great marriage is about two things: remembering to say 'I love you' and never forgetting to say 'I’m sorry.'"
"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
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"Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity."
"Having a soulmate is not about a relationship. It’s about the friendship you share together."
"Two people in love, alone, isolated from the world, that’s beautiful."
"A marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade."
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
"We were together. I forget the rest."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."
"You don’t marry someone you can live with; you marry someone you cannot live without."
"In the end, love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day."
"Falling in love is easy. Staying in love is another story."
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"The four most important words in any marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'"
"I told my wife the truth. I said, 'I’m not married to you for your cooking.'"
"Happy anniversary! The only thing better than having you as my friend is having you as my friend without a significant other to drag you down."
"They say love is all you need. But it’s not true; you also need wine."
"Here's to love, laughter, and a happily ever after... preferably one that includes pizza."
"Marriage: It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
"The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret."
"Congratulations on another year of laughing together and learning how to truly be there for each other... and also tolerating each other through it all."
"Remember, the couple that laughs together, lasts together. Welcome to another year of your comedy partnership."
"Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown child who can't pay rent."
"I love you more than yesterday, and less than tomorrow. Which is probably the wisest thing I've said all week."
"Happy anniversary to my favorite duo! Thanks for reminding me how weird love can be."
"You two are like a fine wine; you get better with age, and your trips to the liquor store become more frequent."
"Anniversaries are reminders that you two are too stubborn to not kill each other."
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"Growing old together is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy anniversary!"
"Anniversaries are like belly buttons. Everybody has one, but it doesn't mean it's worth celebrating."
"Cheers to your anniversary! Here's to love, laughter, and that embarrassing family Christmas photo you'll never live down."
"Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever."
"You both deserve an award for putting up with each other for this long. Happy anniversary!"
"Marriage is a journey where two become one. And then you realize that one person wants to go the opposite way."
"Cheers to a couple that makes the ordinary appear extraordinary – and also makes sure to never take life too seriously."
"Every anniversary is a milestone of love and laughter. Thank you for inviting us along for the ride!"
"Happy anniversary! May you always find your way back to laughter and love, even after the toughest days."
"Together, you both are just like peanut butter and jelly – great alone but even better together!"
"Love is sharing your popcorn. My favorite part of our love story is you."
"Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"Happy anniversary! Just remember, if you ever need advice, you can always turn to me for all the wrong answers."
"On your anniversary, remember: the key is to not give each other the silent treatment, unless you're at a restaurant."
"Growing old together is like a fine wine, it gets better with age unless it's cheap."
"Anniversaries are a time to reflect on the good times and the bad — and remember to never share the bad times publicly."
"The secret to a long marriage is to have a short memory!"
"Cheers to a couple who has survived the ups and downs of life together – and still found time to annoy each other!"
"Love is blind, but it can certainly see where to place the blame!"
"You two are the best couple. You make being crazy look so romantic!"
"Happy anniversary! Remember, in the great adventure of love, the best layouts are never planned!"
"A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other (and have a great sense of humor!)."
"Anniversaries are a chance to thank each other for putting up with each other for so long."
"Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works and the wife shops!"
"Congratulations on the great job of annoying each other for another year!"
"You know you’re in a true friendship when you can celebrate your love lives from the sidelines while mildly critiquing each other’s choices!"
"Finding someone to love is easy. Staying together is the real adventure – especially with humor!"
"Happy anniversary! Let's toast to love, laughter, and life – and to not judging each other's Netflix choices!"
"True love is when you can take turns rolling your eyes at each other’s jokes!"
"Love may be a battlefield, but at least both of you have a good sense of humor during the war!"
"You're doing this love thing right! Who else could celebrate another year together despite all the weird quirks?"
"To love, laughter, and remembering to hide the snacks from each other. Happy anniversary!"
"Anniversary: The day you remember to say 'I'm sorry' and 'I love you' – preferably in that order!"
"As you celebrate this anniversary, remember: 'There are two kinds of people. Those who separate the laundry into whites and colors and those who don't care. You two fit together perfectly!'"
"Cheers to you two, may your love continue to grow—even if it grows a little more ridiculous each year!"
"An anniversary is a reminder that love is about patience, kindness, and knowing when to let the other person choose the movie."
"Happy anniversary! May your life together be filled with love and laughter – and plenty of snacks!"
"Congratulations on another year of laughing at each other and keeping each other sane! Happy Anniversary!"
"Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works and the wife shops. Happy Anniversary!"
"You two are like a fine wine, you just get better with age... and a little more ridiculous! Happy Anniversary!"
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener! Happy Anniversary!"
"Here's to another year of questionable decisions and hilarious memories! Happy Anniversary!"
"The secret to a happy marriage is... Sorry, I don't know. I've never been married! Happy Anniversary!"
"May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever. Happy Anniversary!"
"Happy Anniversary! Remember, you’re both still waiting for each other to become perfect!"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade! Happy Anniversary!"
"After a year of marriage, you can be pretty sure your spouse is going to be a lot like the way they were before. Happy Anniversary!"
"Congratulations to a couple who’s been together long enough to start to resemble each other! Happy Anniversary!"
"Happy Anniversary! It takes a lot of love, patience, and humor to make it through another year together."
"Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after! Just kidding—here's to wine and surviving it all! Happy Anniversary!"
"Love is sharing your popcorn. But marriage is sharing your pizza. Happy Anniversary!"
"They say marriage is a journey. I say it’s a rollercoaster. Buckle up for another year of fun! Happy Anniversary!"
"You’re both proof that ‘happily ever after’ isn’t a fairytale, it’s a choice! Happy Anniversary!"
"Cheers to another year of being each other’s support group, comedy duo, and partner in crime. Happy Anniversary!"
"May your anniversary be full of love, laughter, and a little bit of sarcasm! Happy Anniversary!"
"Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. Happy Anniversary!"
"Happy Anniversary! Here’s to love and laughter—no one else puts up with your nonsense like your better half!"
"Growing old together is mandatory, growing up is optional. Happy Anniversary!"
"You’ve officially reached the 'we finish each other’s sentences' stage of marriage. Happy Anniversary!"
"Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. It’s all about how much you love each other every single day. Happy Anniversary!"
"Anniversaries are a time to celebrate love, but mostly a time to celebrate that you both didn’t kill each other! Happy Anniversary!"
"To my favorite couple—thanks for always reminding me that love and a sense of humor go hand in hand. Happy Anniversary!"
"Another year of marriage means another year of tolerating each other’s quirks! Happy Anniversary!"
"Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works and the wife shops."
"Anniversaries are a time to reflect on how much you've learned about each other in the past year... and how little of it you actually remember."
"In marriage, you must choose your battles wisely. Don’t let your spouse choose the restaurant."
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"The four most important words in any marriage: 'I’ll do the dishes.'"
"Happy anniversary! Remember, if you can't laugh at your marriage, then you're not doing it right."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Congratulations on surviving another year of marriage! Here’s to more survival."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"If you want to know what a man thinks of marriage, just ask him how he feels about taxes."
"A good marriage is like a casserole; only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"You’re not just my partner in crime; you’re my partner in 'not getting arrested'."
"Remember, when it comes to applying for a marriage license, the groom’s application must be signed in blood!"
"Happy anniversary! Let's hope your love lasts longer than my last diet."
"Anniversaries: the only time it’s perfectly acceptable to flirt with your wife."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"When you’re in love, you can’t see the faults. When you’re married, they’re all you see!"
"I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose."
"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow - along with a healthy dose of humor!"
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By then, it was too late!"
"You’ve been together long enough to know that the best way to solve any domestic dispute is with humor."
"Cheers to you both! May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever!"
"Happy anniversary! Love is sharing your popcorn, even when it's your favorite movie."
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