107 result(s) for Short Funny Dog Quotes.
"I wonder if other dogs think squirrels are stupid?"
"My dog is not a pet; my dog is a member of my family."
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
"Life is ruff, but I’ve got my dog to make it better!"
"My dog thinks I’m a great cook. I think he’s a great liar."
"Dogs are the best therapists—they just want you to play and tell them they’re a good boy."
"When all else fails, hug the dog."
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"I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut, while my dog stares, confused."
"If my dog doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either."
"If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I’d be rich!"
"Dogs are like music; they bring joy to our lives."
"Every dog is a lion at home."
"I don’t always bark at strangers, but when I do, I’m a dog."
"The best part of waking up is my dog stealing the blankets."
"I’ve seen a lot of dog owners looking like their dogs. It’s kind of scary."
"Every time I see a dog, I just want to take them home and tell them they’re special."
"To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the inner music that words make."
"My dog doesn’t care if I’m having a bad hair day; he just wants to go for a walk."
"I’m pretty sure my dog secretly speaks English, and just pretends he doesn’t."
"My dog is not a pet. My dog is a member of my family."
"Dogs are like potato chips; you can't have just one!"
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"I can't imagine my life without a dog."
"Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to become a hot dog!"
"Dogs are the best friends anyone can have."
"You can’t take a bad dog and make him a good dog; but you can take a good dog and make him a great dog."
"I tell my dog he’s adopted so he doesn’t get a big head."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"To err is human, to forgive is canine."
"I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing."
"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went."
"The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time."
"My dog winks at me sometimes. I always wink back just in case it’s some kind of code."
"A dog is a man's best friend, but cats are a man's best friend’s friend."
"All you need is love and a dog."
"I’m not saying my dog is perfect, but I wouldn’t trade him for anything… not even a cat."
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"Every time I look at my dog, I am reminded that the best things in life are furry."
"If I were a dog, I would relax all day."
"My dog is not a pet. My dog is a family member who eats off the floor."
"Dogs are the only animals that will actually observe you while you are doing nothing."
"To err is human, to forgive, canine."
"Dogs get a bad rap; they are basically furry people."
"I always give my dog a little extra food because maybe he’s hungry and I want him to know how much I love him."
"The only thing better than a dog is two dogs."
"I’m not saying I’m the best dog owner; I’m just saying I’m better than all the rest."
"The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn’t pose. He isn’t aware of the camera."
"Every dog has its day, unless you’re a squirrel."
"If I could be half of what my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am."
"In dog years, I’m dead."
"My dog thinks I’m a foot taller than I really am."
"Dogs are like potato chips, you can’t have just one."
"You had me at woof."
"The only thing more powerful than a dog’s love is his ability to hide your shoes."
"When all else fails, hug the dog!"
"A dog is the only creature that will love you more than he loves himself."
"Life is ruff, but your dog loves you anyway."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. But my dog is definitely a breakfast burrito."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee and a dog."
"The only thing more powerful than a dog’s love is its smell."
"My dog is a part of my family. He’s the part that never cleans up after himself."
"If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am."
"The dog is the only animal that has seen his god, and it is his master."
"I’m just a ball of fur and belly laughs away from happiness."
"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."
"Having a dog will bless you with the happiest days of your life and one of the worst days."
"If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
"Dogs understand human emotions. They can tell when you’re happy or sad, and they know how to comfort you."
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw."
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies."
"Dogs are like kids. They can drive you crazy, and you love them for it."
"If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
"You can’t teach a dog to ride a bike, but you can teach him to sit."
"Live like someone left the gate open."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"My dog is my favorite alarm clock."
"Old dogs, new tricks, and a whole lot of love."
"If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I’d have had them first."
"Any dogowner will tell you: You can never have just one."
"There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but there’s only one way to pet a dog."
"Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen."
"The only thing a dog can give you is a smile"
"My dog is not a pet. My dog is a member of the family."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
"I thought I was getting a dog, but what I got was a friend."
"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs."
"Dogs are the universe’s way of telling us we need to get outside more."
"The only thing better than having a dog is having two dogs."
"To err is human; to wag is canine."
"A dog can’t think that much about what he’s doing, he just does what feels right."
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t have just one."
"When all else fails, take a nap – just like a dog."
"Dogs are my favorite people."
"Every dog is a story waiting to be told."
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it."
"The best therapist has fur and four legs."
"The more people I meet, the more I love my dog."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"I wish I could be half the person my dog is."
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
"Dogs are the best kind of people."
"Pawprints on my heart."
"A barking dog never bites, but does have a lot to say."
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