116 result(s) for Rude Quotes.
"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."
"I am not arguing with you, I am simply explaining why I am right."
"I'm not insulting you; I'm describing you."
"I’m not always sarcastic—sometimes I’m sleeping."
"If I wanted to hear from an a**hole, I’d fart."
"I’m trying to be less rude, but I’m not sure how to do it without losing my charm."
"You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room."
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"You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes."
"You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day."
"They say opposites attract. I hope you find someone who is good at math."
"You look like something that came out of a slow cooker."
"I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
"You're a gray matter waste of space."
"I have no problem with people liking me, but I’m not going to cater to people who are rude."
"The worst thing to call somebody is 'crazy'. It's dismissive. I don't understand this person. So they're crazy. That's bullshit. These people are misunderstanding."
"I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all."
"When they go low, we go high."
"I can’t make you understand me, but I can make you hate me. That’s a start."
"I don’t really care if you don’t like me. People hate me for no reason, and I’ve learned to embrace that."
"People often say, 'I’m only human.' I’m only human too. But I’m also better than you."
"You can't be upset with people for not giving you what you never gave them."
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"The best way to avoid a rude awakening is to wake up early."
"I am not a bad person. I am a person that sometimes does bad things."
"I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today."
"You're not even wrong."
"I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
"I don’t need your attitude; I have my own."
"Some people bring happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
"I am not really into working for a living. I prefer not working for a living."
"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't want to come."
"You're like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
"You are proof that even evolution makes mistakes."
"I’m not rude; I’m just honest."
"I don’t always have the answers, but when I do, I still don’t care."
"Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
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"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. But I see you and I don’t want to."
"If you were any more inbred, you’d be a sandwich."
"I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
"I’d call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful."
"You must have been born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen."
"You’re as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue'."
"I’m not rude. I’m just assiduously honest."
"I'm not a bad guy. I just am rude to people who deserve it."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"I don't have the time or the energy to be rude to you."
"I could be a morning person if morning started around noon."
"Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it."
"I’m just a reflection of my environment. And the environment is rude."
"The only time I’m rude is when I’m trying to be nice."
"I’m the girl you’ve always wanted. Just the one who wouldn’t return your calls."
"I only insult those I love."
"You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"If you don’t have anything nice to say, then come sit by me."
"I'm not mad, just disappointed. But I’d rather be mad."
"You have to keep your environment clean, just like your kitchen. You can't live in a dirty world and have a clean mind!"
"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."
"I don’t need your approval to be me."
"You were born an original. Don’t die a copy."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue."
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."
"Not my circus, not my monkeys."
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"I think I’m very good at being rude but charming."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you."
"I’m not rude, I’m honest. It’s just that you can’t handle the truth."
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."
"I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."
"I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it— it doesn't mean I'm rude, it means I like food."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Your secrets are safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them."
"I’m not a people person. I’m a person person."
"Don’t be so hard on yourself. The world is already a jerk."
"I don't have a short temper; I just have a quick reaction to bullshit."
"I wish I had a lower back tattoo of a giraffe because that’s how little I care about your opinion."
"Sarcasm: because beating the crap out of people is illegal."
"I'd agree with you but then we’d both be wrong."
"I’m not rude. I’m just more honest than you can handle."
"Some people bring happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go."
"You look like a before picture."
"I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying."
"Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people I used to know. Then I remember I just don’t care."
"Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go."
"I told you I was sick, but you wouldn’t have listened anyway."
"I’m not insulting you; I’m describing you."
"I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"Some of us are just more special than others."
"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart."
"I'm busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?"
"You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day."
"I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes I’m sleeping."
"You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room."
"I don’t have the energy to pretend I like you today."
"Your secrets are always safe with me. I never listen when you tell me them."
"You’re proof that even evolution makes mistakes."
"I’m not insulting you; I’m sparing you the pain of thinking you’re special."
"I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash."
"You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
"I’m not really sure how to say this, but you’re kind of really annoying."
"If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ."
"You’re so full of yourself, I’m surprised you can walk."
"I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works."
"Some day you’ll go far... and I hope you stay there."
"You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
"You are the reason I wake up in the morning... just kidding, I don’t wake up in the morning."
"The only thing more annoying than listening to you is actually talking to you."
"You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"You’re like a candle in the wind. Useless and easily blown out."
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