131 result(s) for Ned Flanders Quotes.
"I’m a god-fearing man. I pray for the Lord to give me strength to bear the burdens of my neighbors."
"You know, Homer, you're a pretty good guy for a... well, you know."
"It's all in the Bible, Homer! Whoever you are, whatever you've done, God loves you."
"I just want to be a good neighbor. And I will be, no matter what it takes!"
"I’m not a bad guy, I just have a lot of free time and a lot of love to give."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!"
"Homer, you’re going to learn a valuable lesson: it’s never too late to become a better person!"
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"I know I shouldn’t take comfort in other people’s misfortunes, but you really were in a pickle."
"I’m always there for my friends, just like the Lord is always there for us."
"You can't rush my hugs! They're the best kind!"
"May I suggest a little hearty 'hoody-hoo'? It can work wonders."
"Don't have a cow, man! Or a pig! Or a chicken! Those are mine!"
"If you were any more optimistic, you’d be a happy little clam!"
"No matter how tough life gets, I believe joy can always rise from the ashes."
"Remember, if you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine!"
"I want to be a good role model for my boys, just like how the Lord is for all of us."
"It’s a good day for a hug! Who wants one?"
"I've got my own personal prayer line — and I can take calls 24/7!"
"Life is like a garden. You reap what you sow."
"I believe in miracles, even if it takes a bit of perseverance to see them."
"The world needs more hugs, and I’m here to supply them!"
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"A true neighbor helps each other without judgment."
"I like to think of myself as Mr. Rogers in a mustache!"
"Just remember to be kind and spread love - it always comes back around!"
"You can count on me — I'm like your friendly neighborhood Flanders!"
"I’m the guy who’s got a good job and a nice house, and an incredibly gorgeous wife."
"It’s a good day for a good day!"
"I’m just a little on the zany side."
"Don’t be so hard on yourself; you’re just a little bit misguided."
"You gotta pray like there’s no tomorrow!"
"You can't always judge a kid by their size."
"You are a bit on the... you’re a big bit on the troubled side."
"There’s no wrong way to be a Christian!"
"I try to be a good Christian in my lifestyle and, uh, helping people and kindness and all that."
"I’ll be praying for you, neighborino!"
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"You’re not a bad guy, you got a big heart!"
"What I’m feeling right now is an old-fashioned case of the guilties!"
"You know what they say, ‘The Lord works in mysterious ways.’"
"It’s like I always say, it’s an infinite adventure!"
"I’m looking forward to the rapture!"
"Just because you're out of the fight doesn't mean you're out of the fight."
"We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? "
"I don’t mean to come off as ‘holier than thou’ but, uh, I think I’m doing pretty good."
"I can’t hold back the urge to help people!"
"You’ve just got to find the good in everyone!"
"Every day is a fresh start!"
"I love the Lord, just like I love my neighbor. That’s you!"
"Yup, the ol' Flanders charm!"
"If you ever need a friend, I’m always here!"
"Now, that’s a tall order. But leave it to me!"
"I love this community; you know I do!"
"Well, a crummy commercial? Son, you’re a bigger man than I."
"Okily dokily!"
"There’s a place for you in heaven, right next to Paul Lynde."
"If you don’t have anything nice to say, you’re not looking hard enough!"
"What? You think I’m some kind of jerk? I’m a pretty good guy!"
"I’m doing this for you, boy. And that’s the most fun I’ve had in a looong time."
"I don’t let my children watch cartoons. I let them watch these wholesome puppet shows."
"I can’t believe I forgot my favorite dog, Mr. Teeny."
"You need to see it in 3D, just like I need to see you in 3D."
"We don’t want trouble, just peace, tranquility, and love."
"I’m much too humble to take credit for that."
"You know, I don’t think we’re supposed to have meat on Fridays."
"You kids want some candy? It’s organic!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"
"Just remember, the Lord is your friend. And so am I."
"With great mustache comes great responsibility."
"It's not a sin if you enjoy it."
"Hey, you know what's a good sign? The absence of bad signs!"
"Happiness is a warm, gooey cookie."
"Well, I know what my dad would say: ‘It’s better to be righteous than right.’"
"This is a delightful catastrophe!"
"We’ll do it the Flanders way. With lots of cheering and little mini-banners."
"I guess we owe it to the Lord to be the best we can be."
"When you're facing adversity, it's important to remember: everyone gets through it, one way or another!"
"Sometimes it's good to be misunderstood!"
"'Do unto others' is my motto!"
"I'm a great believer in being flexible, but I also like to stand firm."
"Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!"
"It's not my fault the kids are so stupid! They got it from you, you know!"
"You know, my house is filled with love, and my love is filled with Jesus!"
"I'm a Christian, but I'm not a fanatic. I'm loving and caring, just like you."
"If you can’t be positive, then at least be quiet."
"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
"Godspeed, my neighbor!"
"It's like they say, 'A happy family is but an earlier heaven.'"
"I am not a 'bad neighbor.' I'm a good neighbor!"
"Just remember, kids: You can do anything, but that doesn’t mean you should."
"My wife, Maude, used to say, 'Happiness is a warm hug.'"
"They say that laughter is the best medicine. I always say, 'It's actually the second-best; prayer is the best!'"
"I’ll pray for you, and I’ll pray hard!"
"Diddly! That's the sound of a happy family!"
"I like to think of myself as someone who does good deeds and spreads love."
"I just can’t help being cheerful!"
"I don't want to be the only one laughing; I want everyone to laugh!"
"Praise the Lord, and pass the butter!"
"Whenever the world gets me down, I just look at my kids and know I'm blessed!"
"Being a good neighbor is like being a good Christian."
"Well, this is a real conundrum, isn't it, neighborino?"
"You know what they say: Trust in the Lord and you'll never get lost!"
"Remember, it’s not about how much you have; it’s about how much you give!"
"What would Jesus do? He'd be awesome, and so will I!"
"Sometimes you've got to get tough to be a parent, but I always try to be gentle first."
"Well, that’s a heck of a pickle!"
"Okilly dokilly!"
"I’m a registered Christian."
"The Bible’s just like a TV show, it’s got some very good episodes."
"I diddly do, I think I need an intervention."
"You’re a bad person, Ned. But you’re still my friend."
"It’s good to be a good neighbor."
"I’m a happy-go-lucky guy!"
"Sometimes you gotta break the rules."
"Life is just a game of Lucky Charms!"
"The Lord has a plan for us all!"
"There’s a fine line between a bad neighbor and a good friend."
"You can’t come to the church library unless you’re using the computer to look up something wholesome."
"I’m always ready to lend a helping hand!"
"Just remember, if you ever need me, I’ll be a hop, skip, and a jump away."
"I’m a little bit of everything, even a flanderer!"
"Happy wife, happy life!"
"I can’t help it if I’m friendly!"
"My word is my bond, unless it’s a grocery store coupon."
"Whoever my neighbor is, that's who I want to like me!"
"The thing about taking it easy is that it’s hard to do it wrong."
"I diddly think God has a plan for all of us."
"You’ll be glad you made the right choice!"
"You know, when you’re overly positive, people call you naive."
"Doesn’t it make you feel all warm and fuzzy?"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
"Hey, how about a little kindness?"
"I’m not saying I’m great, but I’ll definitely give it a go!"
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