129 result(s) for Mr. Krabs Quotes.
"I can't hear you! My money is too loud!"
"Time is money, lad! Don't waste it!"
"If you’re a fan of money, you’ll do great things!"
"Money, money, money, money!"
"Arrr, the Krabby Patty formula is worth its weight in gold!"
"There's no 'we' in 'team,' but there is in 'money.'"
"I’d rather be rich than famous!"
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"It's not about how much you make. It's about how much you keep!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a boat, and that's kinda the same thing!"
"Aye, I love money more than anything!"
"The more you save, the more you earn!"
"That's not just a rock, that's a money rock!"
"I’ll take a perfect day of work, if it brings in the dough!"
"I’m not a greedy man, just a business man!"
"There's a fine line between paying too much and having too much!"
"You’re gonna need to do better than that to impress me, lad!"
"If it ain't profitable, it ain't worth doing!"
"Never underestimate the value of a good penny!"
"Don’t count your money before it’s hatched!"
"Me? A greedy man? Never! I'm just a shrewd businessman!"
"Moolah, that's the name of the game!"
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"Always have a backup plan for your backup plan!"
"Money can’t buy love, but it can buy a lot of other things!"
"I’ll never let go of my money!"
"Me money! It's all about the money!"
"You can't just spend money like a fool!"
"Aye, the sea is a harsh mistress, but I’ll fight for me fortune!"
"The Krabby Patty is a big hit with the kids. That means more money!"
"I don't need help. I've got me own ideas for making money!"
"If you want to make money, you must be willing to take risks!"
"That’s not just money; it’s my life savings!"
"You know what they say: 'Money talks!' And I love to listen!"
"The best things in life are free, but not if you want them from me!"
"SpongeBob, you know what I like more than money? More money!"
"What’s more important than money? You’re kidding, right?"
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"Let me show you how to make a profit!"
"There's no such thing as too much money!"
"A penny saved is a penny earned!"
"You can’t put a price on happiness. But you can put a price on a Krabby Patty!"
"Every time I see a beautiful dollar, I weep a little!"
"A good business person always thinks ahead!"
"Sometimes you gotta make sacrifices for the sake of the business!"
"With great profits come great responsibility!"
"The more you have, the more you want!"
"In business, it’s all about the bottom line!"
"Don't count your plaice until they’re filleted!"
"True wealth isn’t measured in money, but I sure prefer to measure it that way!"
"The finer things in life require a hefty price tag!"
"To succeed in business, never show weakness!"
"The money is always right."
"I can't do this all on my own. No, I know, I'm no superman."
"It's not about winning; it's about sending a message."
"I don't need it! I don't need it! I definitely don't need it! I don't need it! I don't need it! I don't need it! I don't need it! I don't need it! I don't need it!... I don't need it. But I don't need it."
"Aye, I’ll have a Krabby Patty! And you? You’ll have a Krabby Patty!"
"Money is the root of all evil!"
"You’ll never get a nickel outta me!"
"SpongeBob, you're fired!"
"I’m going to make a fortune!"
"The secret ingredient is… money!"
"Just one more dime, and I'm rich!"
"Keep your head up, optimistic! It'll get you somewhere in life!"
"There’s a lesson in everything, even in the loss of a crusty, decrepit restaurant."
"A smart businessman never wastes money!"
"I’ll only take a few pennies! After all, I’m a businessman!"
"The Krabby Patty formula is mine to keep!"
"Don’t touch my money!"
"I’ll make for certain that this Krabby Patty is mine—and mine alone!"
"The best way to make money is to make friends!"
"Can't you see? It's all about the dough!"
"Greed is good, especially when it’s my greed!"
"You can’t make money if you’re not open for business!"
"The road to riches is paved with hard work!"
"I love money more than anything else!"
"Why did I spend all of my money on a big screen TV?"
"My money is my life!"
"If it’s not making me money, it’s not worth my time!"
"Ah, the money! It calls me!"
"You can't put a price on a great meal!"
"I don't need it... I don't need it... I definitely don't need it... I don't need it... I don't need it... I don't need it... *I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.*"
"I’m a go-getter! I’m a success!"
"The Krabby Patty secret formula! Mine!"
"Business is a cruel world. You've got to be tough!"
"I smell money!"
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a burger!"
"It’s not about the money. It’s about the money!"
"Don't you dare touch my money!"
"I'll take your whole stock!"
"If you're not making money, you're not doing it right!"
"I'm not greedy, I'm just prudent!"
"I can't get enough of money!"
"The only thing better than money is more money!"
"Squidward, I’m not asking you to work a miracle. Just make sure I get paid!"
"I just found me a new dollar!"
"There’s no such thing as too much money!"
"Aye, the Krabby Patty is the best in the business!"
"I don't care about the past. I care about the profit!"
"The customer is always right... as long as they pay!"
"Let the competition have their fun! I’m here to make money!"
"I’ll sell you anything, as long as you pay!"
"The best part of my day is counting my money!"
"I’m not a monster, I’m just a businessman!"
"That's right, I’m a cheapskate!"
"The money is always right!"
"I’ll take a crabby patty and a side of money!"
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m just a guy who loves money."
"If there’s one thing I love more than money, it’s more money!"
"The secret ingredient is always money!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of things that make you happy!"
"I don’t need friends. I need money!"
"Aye! Money, me hearties, is the greatest treasure of all!"
"The Krusty Krab is a place where dreams come true... if you pay enough!"
"You don’t need a license to sell a Krabby Patty, and you sure don’t need one to chase money!"
"We’re not just making food here, we’re making a fortune!"
"You’re fired... to give me your money!"
"Remember, money talks, but it also walks away if you’re not careful!"
"I’m a crab of very few words, but when it comes to money, I can talk for hours!"
"I want money! You want money! We all want money!"
"Investing in Krabby Patties is the smartest decision you’ll ever make!"
"You can’t put a price on happiness, but when it comes to Krabby Patties, the price is negotiable!"
"Good things come to those who hustle!"
"Money is the real treasure. Everything else is just for show!"
"I sleep with my money, and I dream of more money!"
"A penny saved is a penny earned... unless you lose it!"
"Every day is a good day with money!"
"What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is negotiable!"
"I love money like a fish loves water!"
"The best things in life are... well, they cost money!"
"Just because I’m a crab doesn’t mean I can’t be rich!"
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