114 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Turning 50.
"At fifty, you get a face you deserve."
"Fifty is the new thirty. Unless you’re in a meeting, then it's the new fifty."
"You know you’re getting old when the girls you’ve kissed are starting to look like your mother."
"I can’t believe how old I’m getting—my back goes out more than I do!"
"Turning 50 is like flying a 747. You are up there, but it takes a long time to trigger a descent."
"Fifty is a lot like being in your twenties, only with a much bigger credit card bill."
"When you’re fifty, a good-looking man is like a good piece of furniture. You don’t want to touch it, you just want to admire it from a distance."
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"At fifty, your back goes out more than you do."
"I thought I would be dead by now, but I guess I’m just doing it for the cake."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"It's not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. But let’s be honest, fifty means a lot of years."
"I don’t mind turning 50, but my back does!"
"At fifty, I've decided that my wrinkles are a badge of honor for the life I've lived."
"They say you’re only as old as you feel. I must be 23 because I’ve got a million regrets, but I can’t remember most of them!"
"The great thing about getting older is that you don’t feel the need to hide your age anymore."
"I've reached the age where my back goes out more than I do."
"After 50, if you don't wake up aching, you're probably dead."
"At my age, I'm still playing games. Of course, they're just not the same games anymore. Now it’s bingo and crossword puzzles!"
"Fifty is a time when the only thing you are is 'experienced'—like a well-aged wine."
"Being fifty is like being a senior in high school. You’re just old enough to not care what everybody else thinks!"
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!"
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"The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once."
"Turning 50 is like a glass of wine. It gets better with age, but it can also lead to a headache."
"The older I get, the more I realize that I’m not going to get any younger after this."
"Fifty is the new thirty, but I still want my nap."
"It takes a long time to become young."
"Life begins at fifty. That’s when you finally get your act together and learn to enjoy your time."
"I’m not fifty; I’m eighteen with thirty-two years of experience."
"Being fifty is like being a teenager. Everyone thinks you’re too old for some things, but you know better."
"I can’t believe I’m fifty. I feel like I’m still twenty-one with twenty-nine years of experience!"
"I don’t mind turning fifty. It’s when I start to turn into a pumpkin that I worry."
"The best part about being fifty is that you did most of your learning by now and can just enjoy the ride."
"Fifty is a nice round number, and just like a square, it has its own angles."
"Don’t worry about your age; you can still dance, just a different kind of dance!"
"I’m like a fine wine; I get better with age, but I still spill on myself."
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"At fifty, you may find that you are gone from the race, but now you're the spectator with popcorn."
"Being fifty means you’re not old yet; you just have enough wisdom to know what matters."
"They say life begins at forty, but I think a lot of it happens at fifty."
"Turning fifty: time to start making some well-deserved 'me time'."
"In your 50s, when things start creaking and cracking, it’s just your body singing the song of life!"
"Fifty years old is just a number... a big, scary number."
"You know you’re fifty when you can remember when everything was black and white."
"Turning 50 is like a software upgrade. You get new features, but some things stop working."
"At 50, you're still young enough to do it, but old enough to know better."
"I can't believe I’m 50, it feels like 49 just went by in a heartbeat!"
"Life begins at 50. But so do the wrinkles."
"Happy 50th! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic."
"Fifty is the new fifty."
"You're not aging, you're marinating."
"At 50, everyone is still young, just younger than me."
"Fifty is the time in life that you can finally see those signs of aging as a 'great story'."
"I’m 50! It’s the perfect age—old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it."
"You know you're 50 when the only thing that gets any exercise is your mouth."
"Fifty is just 18 with 32 years of experience."
"If you’re not some kind of weirdo at 50, then you’re doing it wrong."
"Turning 50 is a great excuse to act like a kid again, just with more bruises."
"At 50, you learn that the secret to youth is to lie about your age."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever—especially at 50."
"The best part about being 50 is that you can finally afford to be yourself."
"Turning 50 means it’s time to start lying about your age a lot more."
"Fifty is like the end of a good book: you've savored every page, but you still wish for more."
"At 50, you’ve finally got the freedom to care less about what others think—until your back starts hurting."
"Turning 50? Don’t worry, your discount card is on the way!"
"Age is just a number; in your case, a really big one."
"At 50, you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."
"The only thing that seems to get better with age is my ability to ignore the aches and pains."
"Turning 50 is like a walk in the park—Jurassic Park!"
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Fifty is the new fabulous!"
"At 50, you realize that life is too short to wear boring clothes."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"By the time you’re 50, you’ve seen it all. You’ve just forgotten it because you’ve had too many glasses of wine."
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
"If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent!"
"At 50, you don’t just stop and look in the mirror, you demand to see who’s stealing your youth!"
"I can’t believe I’m 50. Where has the time gone? Oh, right – it’s in the wrinkles."
"Don’t worry about your age, you will be older next year anyway. Embrace it!"
"Fifty is when you start to get really creative. You no longer care what anyone thinks."
"The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been."
"Getting older is like a fine wine. It gets better, but you also end up using it to soothe those backaches!"
"Age is just a number, but in my case, it’s an unlisted one."
"At 50, I finally know what I want. It’s to take a daily nap!"
"They say that wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone."
"The past is behind us, and I’m turning 50 with a smile and a cake that could feed a small army!"
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"Life begins at 50. The good news is you don’t have to do all the stupid stuff you did when you were young!"
"Turning 50 is like turning the page on a new book – just don’t forget your reading glasses!"
"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"I can’t believe I’ve been going to the gym for 50 years. It’s time for a coffee!"
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Fifty is the new thirty. Or at least that’s what I keep telling myself."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to 50!"
"When I turned fifty, I decided I needed to start living like there’s no tomorrow. On my first day, I made sure to take a nap."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"I can’t believe I’m fifty. I still feel like I’m in my thirties, mostly because I still act like it!"
"Turning 50 makes you realize how many things you can conveniently forget!"
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!"
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia."
"Fifty is the first year of being old and fabulous!"
"Fifty is a good number. You’re finally old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it."
"You’re only as old as you feel. And I feel like I’m still in my twenties...mostly."
"At fifty, you’re still young enough to make mistakes, but old enough to know better."
"The first 50 years are the hardest. After that, it’s all downhill!"
"When you’re fifty, a whole different world opens up. It’s called the ‘naps’ world."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do."
"You know you're fifty when you can no longer hit the snooze button without pulling a muscle."
"Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese."
"I think I am a great example of how to get old, but I still haven’t figured out how to age gracefully."
"At fifty, you realize you can start saying no. It’s such a joy!"
"Fifty years old is like being young, just a little more tired."
"I don’t mind getting older. I just don’t want to look it."
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