110 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Mugs.
"I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"My coffee and I are a thing."
"Decaf? No thanks. I’m not a cow."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
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"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat ads."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"I could give up coffee, but I’m not a quitter."
"Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee."
"That’s why we have pencil erasers."
"The only thing I throwback on Thursdays is my coffee."
"I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"Drinking coffee is a hug in a mug."
"I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and bitter."
"Procrastinators unite... tomorrow."
"I can't remember if I'm the hero or the villain in my story."
"What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?"
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"I told my coffee that it was going to be a long day. It just laughed."
"Decaf? No thanks. I like my coffee like I like my mornings: bold and in your face."
"I can’t espresso how much you bean to me."
"I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and strong."
"A yawn is a silent scream for coffee."
"Coffee first. Adulting second."
"If you’re not shaking, you need another cup."
"Coffee: the most important meal of the day."
"I’m on a coffee break – I’ll be back never."
"Coffee is a hug in a mug."
"Today's good mood is sponsored by coffee."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much coffee is barely enough."
"A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it."
"Coffee: because murder is illegal."
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"I can’t function without coffee. I could stay in bed all day and go without food, but coffee is essential!"
"Coffee is a language in itself."
"Life’s too short for decaf."
"Sipping coffee: a full-time job, part-time hobby."
"All you need is love and more coffee."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"Decaf? No thanks! I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong."
"I like my coffee like I like my humor: Dark and slightly bitter."
"I can't espresso how much you bean to me."
"If you can't handle me at my best, you don't deserve me at my coffee."
"A day without coffee is like... just kidding, I have no idea."
"I work well under pressure... or at least coffee."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
"Sometimes, I wonder if coffee is the answer to all my problems. Then I remember—it's definitely part of the solution."
"Coffee: a hug in a mug."
"I drink coffee for your safety."
"I told my coffee that it looks like a great morning, but it didn’t respond."
"Coffee, tea, or me—pick one."
"This coffee is so good, it should be illegal."
"I wish I could be as skinny as my coffee spoon."
"Caffeine: the only drug that is socially acceptable to carry around in a mug."
"I have a coffee addiction; I cannot espresso how much I need it."
"Don't worry, coffee will fix it."
"Brew-tiful days start with coffee."
"Without my morning coffee, I’m just a dried-up bean."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"Decaf? No thanks, I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and bitter."
"I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark."
"I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Or an evening person."
"If you’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I need six months of vacation, twice a year."
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
"I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"My brain has too many tabs open."
"Saying 'no' to things you don't want to do is the most important thing you can do for yourself."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
"If only I could be as thin as my food delivery driver."
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding of what Monday is."
"I'm just here for the coffee."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!"
"I can't wait to go home and have a good coffee cuddle."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark, bitter, and too hot for you."
"Decaf? No thanks. I like my coffee like I like my life: strong and full of energy."
"I can't espresso how much you mean to me."
"I'm on a coffee break. Please don't bother me until I've finished my cup."
"My blood type is coffee."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"Sometimes I wonder if I am on the right path. Then I remember: I’m holding a coffee cup!"
"Life happens, coffee helps."
"Coffee first, adulting second."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee."
"I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer to be left alone."
"Inhale caffeine, exhale negativity."
"I drink coffee for your protection."
"I didn’t do it, I just drink coffee."
"Caffeine and kindness: my two favorite things."
"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."
"Procrastination: Because why do it today when you can put it off until tomorrow?"
"It’s not a phase, it’s my lifestyle."
"Coffee is my love language."
"Sipping coffee while contemplating life: a true art."
"Too much Monday, not enough coffee."
"Life is too short for bad coffee."
"Just like coffee, I’m a hot mess."
"I'm not a morning person, or a night person. I'm some sort of weird coffee person."
"I work well under pressure, especially if there's coffee involved."
"Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things."
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