133 result(s) for Larry David Quotes.
"A lot of people think that I'm being funny, but I'm actually being serious."
"I think the overall lesson is: be careful what you wish for."
"I don't have a very good sense of humor, but I think a lot of people should take a cue from that."
"You can't worry about how you look when you’re playing a character."
"The only way to survive is to be a little bit unhinged."
"I don’t want to hear about your job. I don’t care what you do."
"I think that’s part of getting older. You get to be more yourself."
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"Sometimes I feel like I'm too smart for my own good."
"To me, the whole idea of charity is a bit tricky."
"I think there are a lot of people who are very good at pretending to be normal."
"I wouldn't want to get too close to anybody, unless I'm in a car."
"In my opinion, nobody's better than anybody else."
"I don't trust anybody who hasn't gone through some tough stuff in life."
"We don’t have to talk to each other unless we have something to say."
"It’s all about the passion for the project, and when it’s gone, it’s gone."
"I can’t always be nice; I have to be myself."
"If you’re not going to make fun of yourself, you should be made fun of."
"I love the idea of going to dinner with someone who makes me laugh."
"I think comedy comes from a certain level of discomfort."
"There’s something funny about people trying to be who they’re not."
"I have no respect for people who don't laugh at their own jokes."
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"People just need to lighten up and realize that we're all people."
"If you have a good sense of humor, well, that's more valuable than money."
"I think it’s important to embrace your folly."
"One man's petty is another man's serious."
"Life is just one long, awkward moment."
"I’m not a person who is going to go out and meet people. I’m much more comfortable in my home."
"I think there’s a lot of fun to be had being slightly uncomfortable."
"Even if you’re not doing anything wrong, you’re a little bit wrong."
"I don’t want to be a part of this. I want to be apart from this."
"It’s a lot of fun to play a character who is a little bit out of control."
"I don’t care about anybody or anything. I just want to live my life."
"The only way to be happy is to be honest with yourself."
"I’m a little less comfortable with the idea of sharing an ice cream sundae than I am with some form of relationship."
"People are annoying, they need to be told that they’re annoying."
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"I know from experience that you cannot just do nothing, but it’s still the best thing to do when faced with that dilemma."
"It’s always the ones that seem totally normal that are the biggest jerks."
"I think people are uncomfortable around me because I don’t behave like a normal human being."
"If I watched my show without laughing, I would cancel it."
"I’m not saying I’m going to change the world, but maybe I can at least make it funnier."
"At the end of the day, I’m really just a guy who needs to get a sandwich."
"Everybody wants to be liked, but you have to be careful not to exceed that sentiment."
"The best moments in life come when you’re being insulted."
"A lot of people get offended by what I do, but I don’t care because I’m just being myself."
"I just try to find humor in things that most people would find uncomfortable."
"The humor comes from the discomfort of everyday situations."
"Sometimes, the best thing you can do is simply not respond."
"I’m always looking for a reason to laugh, even at my own expense."
"Comedy is supposed to make you uncomfortable; that’s where the good stuff happens."
"I don’t know how to be anything but myself, and I’m fine with that."
"Life is about making choices, some good and some bad."
"I want to explore the mundane parts of life because they are what really define us."
"You have to take risks and step outside of your comfort zone.”"
"I’m not a joiner. I don’t like to join things."
"The only thing that’s ever bothered me is when someone is really stupid."
"I think it’s more interesting to be a loser than a winner."
"I have to be careful about the way I act because, at some point, I become Larry David."
"I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, or purple. I hate you all the same."
"If I’m not getting any laughs, I feel I’m just talking to a wall."
"I don’t really have a filter. I say what’s on my mind."
"There’s no reason to ever let the truth get in the way of a good story."
"I’m a very highly functioning introvert."
"I like to go where I want to go, and I don’t like being on a schedule."
"I’m a big believer in karma. I think you get what you deserve."
"I’m not a person who needs to be surrounded by people all the time."
"I enjoy every moment of my life, and I think that’s what contributes to my happiness."
"It’s not that I’m anti-social. I’m just pro-solitude."
"I don’t want to be too rich. I just want to be comfortable."
"A lot of things I say come out of frustration."
"You know what I hate? When people don’t say what they mean."
"In order to make it in show business, you have to be a little deluded."
"I don’t like to take my work home with me. I like to leave it at the office."
"The best comedy is when you do it from the heart and from the truth."
"I would never want to be so successful that I don’t get to enjoy my life."
"I’m just so glad I can annoy people for a living."
"Sometimes I want to be by myself, and sometimes, I want to be with others."
"Life is a series of unresolvable dilemmas."
"I’m not a happy person, but that’s what makes me funny."
"Being nice to people is overrated."
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m just a guy who’s a little disappointed in people."
"It’s not a lie if you believe it."
"There’s something about being able to hold your breath for a long time that makes you feel alive."
"Everyone should be able to put a little bit of their heart and soul into something."
"The hardest thing is always to get started."
"I’m not interested in being a part of the group, I’m interested in being my own person."
"I don't really feel like there's anything difficult about it. It’s like a muscle; the more you do it, the easier it gets."
"I don't really know how to explain it. It just happens."
"I think the less you care, the more successful you are."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you’re missing out on one of the greatest joys in life."
"I thrive on the chaos of life; I think it’s an important part of who I am."
"Sometimes, you just have to take a leap and hope for the best."
"You know, there are many ways to tell a story, and I prefer the dramatic way."
"I’ve always enjoyed pushing buttons and seeing how people react."
"Life is an improvisation. You have to play the hand you’re dealt."
"I don’t want to be normal. I want to be unique."
"Reality is overrated. It’s the fiction that’s interesting."
"You have to be careful not to let success go to your head."
"I think you get to a point where you start worrying about what people think."
"Trying to get into a conversation is like a game of chess. You have to make your moves carefully."
"I don’t believe in selling out. You should stick to what you believe in."
"It’s really about enjoying the simple pleasures in life."
"You can’t take things too seriously. If you do, you will just go nuts."
"In comedy, timing is everything."
"I always thought the best stories come from real life."
"Life is filled with absurdities, and it’s our job to point them out."
"You should always be ready to question your own judgments."
"A lot of people think that their happiness depends on a lot of different things. But I think it depends on one thing: friends."
"I can’t help but be a little selfish in my own way."
"There’s a thin line between being a hero and being a buffoon."
"I’m not a man who’s afraid of confrontation; I welcome it."
"You can’t be a comedian without being a little self-centered and narcissistic."
"I think you find your voice as a comedian by being honest about your flaws."
"You know, a lot of people think I’m an idiot. And I’m not."
"It's difficult to have a conversation with someone when they feel that their viewpoint is the only correct one."
"I don't think it’s a mystery to anyone; I pretty much say what I feel."
"Everybody has their own view of what's right and wrong, and that’s what makes it all so messy."
"The best thing you can do is to be honest with yourself and others."
"I find that most relationships are so superficial anyway."
"It's hard to be a genius in this world without being a complete neurotic."
"People are always asking me, 'Is it real?' It's as real as you make it."
"I think a big part of the charm of being a comedian is to not care what other people think."
"What can I say? I’m just a guy trying to make sense of things."
"I'm a very privileged guy. I'm in a lucky position."
"I’ve always believed that laughter is the best medicine."
"I think anything’s possible. You just have to be determined enough to go after it."
"Actually, I'm just a regular person with lots of insecurities."
"Life is full of disappointments, and I think that's what makes it funny."
"Maybe life isn’t as funny as I thought it was."
"I don’t take myself too seriously, but I do take my work seriously."
"The key to comedy is being able to create uncomfortable situations."
"Sometimes the simplest things can be the most profound."
"You have to start with an absurd premise and see where it goes."
"My career has been filled with highs and lows, but I wouldn’t change a thing."
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