121 result(s) for George Costanza Quotes.
"I’m not a bad guy. I’ll let you live. Just don’t be an idiot."
"You can’t just sit there and wait for someone to come along and do something. You have to take the initiative."
"I’m the opposite of every guy you ever met."
"I’ve got a job and that job is to sit here and eat this sandwich."
"It’s not my fault what happened to you. I didn’t do anything to you."
"This is a disaster. It’s a crisis, a catastrophe!"
"I’m not a thinker, I’m a doer."
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"Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in a dream or in the Twilight Zone."
"It’s all about the sexual tension."
"You know what they say: ‘A man is only as good as his word.’"
"I got a bad feeling about this."
"You’re all the same. All of you! You all think you’re so special."
"By the way, I’m still waiting for my 15 minutes of fame."
"I can’t be a hero all the time."
"It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out."
"My whole life is a series of conflicts!"
"I’m not the one who's wrong. You’re the one who’s wrong!"
"I'm an idea man, Jerry."
"You're a funny guy, but you're not funny in a 'Ha Ha' way; you're funny in a 'That's Damned Weird' way."
"I live in a world of my own creation."
"I'm not a genius. I’m just a guy who thinks a lot."
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"People think I'm a loser, but I'm not a loser! I’m a master of my domain!"
"A woman can be your best friend or your worst enemy."
"I can't help but feel like I'm a little bit of an idiot."
"Just remember, it’s not a lie if you’re good at it."
"I’m an average nobody. Get the hell out of my here!"
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m just a little misunderstood."
"You know, it's not that I don't care. I just don't care about your problems."
"Do you realize how much longevity is in this career? The glory of getting a big job at a young age, it doesn't matter!"
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
"Sensitivity is what you're born with. That's the curse."
"I think I was made to suffer."
"I want to be a marine biologist!"
"I’m not a ‘bad boy’!"
"You can't just sit there and let life happen to you. You have to go out and make it happen!"
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"I'm a real loser."
"I’m not going to take this anymore!"
"I am confident, I am smart, I am successful!"
"You know the friends who you do some crazy things with? You can get away with things with them?"
"It’s a good thing I’m not in charge of my own life."
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a 'geek'."
"To be a success in this world, you have to be a little bit of a lowlife."
"I choose not to run!"
"Life is all about choices."
"If you look righteous, you can see the righteous."
"Is it bad that I find it comforting to think about the end of the world?"
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m just a guy who happens to be a little bad."
"You know the type of person that would take those cookies? The same type that’s never had the last piece of pie."
"I have a bad feeling that I’m missing out on something. Or am I just paranoid?"
"It’s not a question of money; it’s a question of respect."
"I’m not a part of this, I am an observer."
"This is a terrible idea. Have you ever noticed all the people who are bald have no accent?"
"I’m an idea man, Jerry! I’m a thinker."
"Sometimes you gotta say, ‘What the f***.’"
"I have a post-modern approach to life. The concept is of deconstruction."
"To me, it’s the only believable thing I’ve ever seen."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"If you can't find the time to do it right, when will you find the time to do it over?"
"I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."
"I’m not engaged yet, I’m just talking about it."
"You’re a very good looking woman. You see what it’s done to you."
"It's amazing. You hang out with a group of people and they become your friends, but then you grow older and lose touch with them."
"You know what? I don't want to be the guy in the middle of the road. I don't want to write an article and then have to backpedal."
"I can't believe that I'm actually considering this stupidity."
"I’m thinking I'm going to start talking to myself."
"The jerk store called; they’re running out of you."
"I’m not a monster! I’m just a man. A confused man, but just a man."
"I want to be the best at whatever I do, even if it’s just lying."
"Just remember, it’s not about the mistake; it’s how you recover from it."
"You gotta do what you gotta do."
"I’m a bad boy. I’m a bad, bad boy."
"I’m not a monster! I’m a human being."
"Serenity now!"
"You can’t be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t understand what you’re talking about."
"I’ve got a lot of things I want to do. I want to learn how to play the saxophone. I want to write a novel."
"It’s not you, it’s me."
"I don’t want to be a pirate!"
"We’re living in a society!"
"The sea was angry that day, my friends."
"I’m gonna go home, and I’m gonna do nothing!"
"Everyone knows how to use a phone!"
"This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!"
"I’m not even supposed to be here today!"
"You know what? I’m going to do it! I’m going to be a writer!"
"I’m a big fan of the O.J. Simpson trial."
"I’m not a negative person; I’m just realistic."
"Fun is the best thing to have!"
"I’m going to be an astronaut!"
"I need to be in a constant state of panic."
"It’s all about the experience."
"I’m not a doctor! I’m a plumber!"
"Why am I not using this? Something is wrong with me."
"I’m like a wizard, I can make things disappear."
"I’m just trying to keep it all together."
"I don’t care what it is, as long as it’s free!"
"It's not a lie if you believe it."
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m not a good guy. I’m just a guy."
"I think I’m going to go home and lie down for a while."
"I’m not a doctor. I’m not an astronaut. I’m just a guy who went to the movies."
"Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it."
"What’s wrong with me? I’m not a monster."
"I once had a job. I had a cat. I had a girlfriend. I had a life. Now I have nothing!"
"You know, it’s not that I’m not happy. It’s just that I’m not as happy as I could be."
"I’m a big fan of irony. I just love it."
"I’m just a regular guy who loves to lie."
"You can’t choose your family, but you can choose your friends, and you can choose to stay away from obviously crazy people."
"I’m not a man who needs a lot of things. I just need some love, some food, and some sleep."
"I’m not a total loser. I’m just hitting a rough patch."
"I envy people who have a happy childhood. In a way, it’s a privilege. You can’t even imagine it."
"It’s all a big charade."
"I’m going to take a stand. I’m not going to take it anymore!"
"I’m sick of it! I want to start living!"
"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live a normal life."
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, beat them."
"The best way to get someone’s attention is to be incredibly annoying."
"I have an idea: let’s not do anything at all."
"I’m a genius. I’m a lazy genius."
"The only thing worse than being in a relationship is being single."
"I can’t take it anymore!"
"A life in which you just say yes all the time isn’t living. It’s just existing."
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