127 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Safety.
"The best safety device is a keen mind and a good dose of common sense."
"Safety first, but that doesn't mean we're all wearing helmets."
"You can't fix stupid, but you can give it a helmet!"
"If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to."
"Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else. So wear your safety gear."
"It's better to be safe than to be in a hospital bed with a broken leg!"
"Safety doesn't happen by accident; it happens on purpose. Just like my terrible jokes."
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"You can't be afraid to get hurt. If you are, come with a helmet! Safety first, jokes later."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but I still prefer a first aid kit."
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, but a pound of fun can be worth a ton! Just don’t hurt yourself."
"Always keep your head up and a helmet on!"
"Remember, safety first. But also... make it fun!"
"Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy against bad decisions."
"You can't put a price on safety; unless you're at the hardware store!"
"If you think safety is expensive, try having an accident!"
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of ignoring safety!"
"Life is like a safety vest: it's a bit uncomfortable, but it's what keeps you from getting hurt!"
"Making safety a priority is a joke that’s never too old!"
"You can’t always prevent accidents, but you can certainly wear a hard hat while they happen!"
"Safety is like a parachute: it only works when you open it!"
"In the workplace, there’s no such thing as 'just a little fall.' It’s either safety first or band-aids later!"
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"If safety were a person, it would hold your hand and remind you to stay out of the way of sharp objects."
"The only thing falling at work should be your puns, not your safety standards!"
"You can’t scale a mountain without your safety gear or without at least laughing at the idea!"
"If you think close calls are funny, wait until the real accidents happen—wear your gear!"
"It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just awkward!"
"Why do we need safety equipment? To protect us from our own inner clowns!"
"I'm not saying I'm afraid of heights, but I would never jump out of a perfectly good airplane."
"Safety first! But if the band is good, it’s okay to dance."
"The only thing that prevents a tragedy is an accident – let's not test that theory!"
"I don’t always wear safety goggles, but when I do, I’m probably doing something dumb."
"Wearing a seatbelt is like a hug that you can’t return!"
"Don't be like the rest of them, darling. Be safe – and wear your helmet!"
"Safety is a expensive, but at least we can laugh while paying for it."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. But don’t forget to wear your hard hat while you're multitasking!"
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"A safety pinch is just a finger's way of expressing its worries!"
"Rain is just confetti from the sky – but hold on to your umbrellas for safety!"
"If safety is our priority, then nobody should jump out of a perfectly good airplane."
"You can’t have everything… where would you put it? But you should have a good safety plan!"
"I don't do safety. I do appropriateness – in my own unsafe way!"
"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! Always remember to wear a helmet!"
"If there’s a will, there’s a way. If there’s a helmet, there's a safer way!"
"Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'? Because every play has a safety net!"
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito. Just wear your bug spray for safety!"
"Never forget that safety is a two-way street. So wear your reflective gear on both lanes!"
"I can't believe I just got thrown out of a bar for being too safe!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But don't forget to sanitize those lemons first!"
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. Remember to limit hazards!"
"Have you heard about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space – but safely!"
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing, but they bring a smile when you push them down the stairs – but mind the safety net!"
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans – so make sure those plans are safe!"
"I don’t know why I am so afraid of stairs. They’re always up to something."
"You can’t fall off the floor."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"I just found out I’m allergic to safety equipment."
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
"Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that."
"It’s interesting that we do not have a designated area in the back for ‘danger’ in the safety brochure."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and also falling off ladders."
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts."
"I always take safety precautions. You should see how I check for monsters under my bed."
"I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate when it comes to doing safety checks."
"Stay safe! Or deal with my wrath, which is also a safety hazard."
"Caution: You are no longer in an active context. Please reinsert your brain."
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Especially when I forgot to wear my helmet."
"Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere. Like ignoring safety signs!"
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism—especially when it comes to safety violations."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success as ‘safety first’."
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, but it can’t cure stupidity. Use safety gear!"
"I believe in safety first, which is why I never leave my couch."
"If you think safety is expensive, try having an accident."
"The three dangers of life: heights, depths, and walking without paying attention to safety."
"If you see a driver texting, just remember: they aren’t reading safety manuals."
"In the game of life, safety is the best strategy. Unless you’re in a game of Jenga."
"Never let your guard down unless you're safely at home in your pajamas."
"I like safe measures... like bubble wrap and general caution."
"The safety of the people shall be the highest law."
"Safety first is safety always."
"I don’t have to be careful, I have a seatbelt."
"Better to be safe than to be sorry."
"Safety glasses: All the rage at the eye doctor."
"Don't be a fool. Stay in school…and out of the pool!"
"A safety meeting is a meeting where we find out why we can’t have safety meetings."
"Is there a life guard on duty? Because I see a pool of accidents!"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, and always practiced safety while doing it!"
"You can’t put a price on safety, but I hear it’s pretty high."
"The only thing holding you back is your safety equipment!"
"Be a hero. Wear your safety gear."
"Saying 'please' and 'thank you' is safety; saying, 'I hope nothing bad happens' is not."
"It's just a bump. Get a helmet!"
"If safety doesn’t come first, it will come at a cost."
"Know safety, no injury. No safety, know injury."
"Wear a seatbelt, it's not just a fashion statement."
"Laughter is the best medicine, but safety is the best practice."
"Safety is no accident. It's planned, just like a good joke."
"Why did the worker break safety rules? He thought they were optional. Spoiler: They aren't!"
"If you’re not safe, make sure to look good while being not safe!"
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to be safe, and he’ll fish on and on!"
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure… and a good joke!"
"In case of emergency, break glass. But only if you're wearing safety gloves!"
"I don't get why 'safety first' is a thing. Shouldn't it be 'safety always'?"
"Safety is like a toddler. If you don’t keep an eye on it, it will get into trouble."
"You can’t fix stupid, but you can catch it with a helmet."
"Let’s be careful so we don’t end up in a World Record for dangerous work practices."
"If you think safety is expensive, try an accident."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field... of safety."
"Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy against accidents and injuries!"
"To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer."
"I wear a hard hat when I’m doing anything risky. Like watching a horror movie!"
"Always wear a seatbelt. You never know when you’ll have to stop suddenly... like when you see your ex!"
"If you think going to bed early is dangerous, try staying up late and seeing what happens."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Safety might be at stake!"
"Safety glasses: the only thing standing between you and an eye-popping experience."
"Don’t worry, the odds are always in your favor—unless you’re on a ladder."
"In the event of an emergency, make sure you’ve got a safely stocked snack bar!"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
"Remember, you don’t have to be crazy to work here— but it helps!"
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"Life is tough; it's tougher if you're stupid."
"Don't be afraid to be weird because normal is boring, but make sure you're safe while being weird!"
"Safety is not a gadget but a state of mind!"
"Make sure your safety gear is as fabulous as you are!"
"Safety is like money— you can’t have too much of it!"
"Safety doesn't have to be a dreaded task. It can be a fun game if you let it!"
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