118 result(s) for Funny St. Patrick’s Day Quotes.
"May the luck of the Irish be with you today and always!"
"I’m so glad I was born a human being, instead of a human doing."
"The only thing that has survived in my Irish blood is the ability to drink whiskey."
"I'm just here for the beer and the gold!"
"Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day!"
"May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all the Irish angels smile upon you this St. Patrick's Day."
"St. Patrick' s Day: The only day of the year where everyone pretends to be Irish, even if their only connection is having a pint of Guinness."
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"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!"
"On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is a little bit Irish, especially those who can’t hold their liquor."
"If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough."
"Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck!"
"I’m not saying I’m the best cook, but I make a mean Irish stew—right from the can!"
"A cheer for the wearin’ o' the green—and may your mini-mouth be full of shenanigans!"
"Some people are like leprechauns, throwing rainbows of nonsense wherever they go!"
"It’s all about the green on St. Patrick's Day: the beer, the money, the envy of my fabulous outfit!"
"Wishing you a pot o’ gold and all the joy your heart can hold!"
"Why do you never see a leprechaun in the bathroom? Because he prefers to go wee wee in the woods!"
"What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham rock!"
"St. Patrick's Day is the best excuse for not wearing green any other day of the year!"
"Count your blessings, not your calories, on St. Patrick's Day!"
"Drink until you see double, then act single!"
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"Kiss me, I’m Irish... or at least wearing green!"
"May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks. May your heart be as light as a song. May each day bring you bright happy hour, that won’t be too long."
"I can't get over how lucky I am to have a best friend like you. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will understand this."
"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because regular rocks are too heavy!"
"If you think that you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts."
"Always remember to forget the troubles that passed away. But never forget to remember the blessings that come each day."
"St. Patrick’s Day is the only day of the year that I enjoy being called Irish!"
"What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock!"
"I can’t be the only one who thinks that St. Patrick’s Day should be every day, right?"
"On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone’s a little Irish. And a whole lot drunk!"
"May the luck of the Irish be with you!"
"Why do we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? To celebrate the luck of the Irish, or rather, the luck we wish we had!"
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"If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!"
"There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"You know you're Irish when you can say, 'There are no strangers here, only friends you haven't yet met.'"
"It is better to be drunk than to be sober."
"Everyone wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day!"
"May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea. May it be the luckiest day that you ever see!"
"When Irish eyes are smiling, it’s like a morning spring in Ireland."
"It’s a great time to be Irish, especially if you like beer!"
"You know you’re Irish when you can’t pass a wee pub without wanting to stop in for a pint!"
"May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night."
"I'm not Irish, but I do have a little green in my wardrobe!"
"Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day!"
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough."
"St. Patrick's Day is the day that every Irishman turns into an amateur bartender."
"I'm on the patch today! - except for the 'drink responsibly' part."
"Wishing you a pot of gold and all the joy your heart can hold!"
"Irish you were beer!"
"May the luck of the Irish be with you, but not as much as the beer!"
"Is it too late now to ask for a kiss? Just a wee one in honor of St. Paddy’s Day!"
"There's a fine line between a superpower and a drunken Irishman."
"On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish... until the hangover kicks in!"
"Don’t leave home without your shamrock!"
"Green beer: the elixir of the Irish."
"May your St. Patrick's Day be filled with joy, laughter, and Irish blessings!"
"Why do Irish people like to play golf? Because it’s the only time they can say they're outdoors while flat out on the ground!"
"St. Patrick's Day: the day when everyone is a little bit Irish and a lot bit wasted!"
"I’m so glad I could join you for a pint of gold on St. Patrick’s day!"
"What are you supposed to say to someone who doesn’t celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? ‘Shamrock!’"
"St. Patrick's Day: the one day of the year when everyone pretends to be of Irish descent!"
"Drink like a true Irishman! Just make sure you remember who you are by morning."
"May your day be touched by a bit of luck and a whole lot of laughter."
"Kiss me, I’m Irish (even if I’m not)!"
"May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck o' the Irish enfold you. May the blessing of Saint Patrick behold you."
"I’m not Irish, but kiss me anyway!"
"There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were."
"The Irish are a fair people; they never speak well of one another."
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have."
"I’m just here for the beer!"
"You know you’re Irish when your blood type is Guinness."
"St. Patrick’s Day is an enchanted time—a day to begin transforming winter’s dreams into summer’s magic."
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I’ve seen a lot of people in my time, and they are all in trouble, except for a few, and they are in a bit of trouble too."
"Everyone is a little Irish on St. Patrick's Day."
"The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself."
"The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with a drink in hand."
"Irish people are not just about Guinness and dancing; they are about sorrow as well as joy, and by mixing both, you really express what it is to be human."
"May your whiskey always be in your hand, and a four-leaf clover in your pocket."
"St. Patrick's Day: The one day you can drink and be happy knowing that you're celebrating a saint!"
"It’s not just about wearing green; it’s about being green with envy because you’re not having as much fun as I am!"
"Why do you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck!"
"Drink like a pirate this St. Patrick's Day, and you'll feel lucky indeed!"
"May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live!"
"Why do Irish people make great detectives? Because they always keep their enemies in an arched house!"
"St. Patrick's Day: the day we all become a little more Irish and a lot more intoxicated!"
"The only green I want to see this St. Patrick's Day is in my drink!"
"May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow, and may trouble avoid you wherever you go."
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is!"
"Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck!"
"A pint of Guinness is good for you, it’s like a hug from inside."
"If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough!"
"There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those who wish they were."
"I'm just here for the beer!"
"St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time—a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic."
"Dance as if no one's watching; email as if it will be read in court."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!"
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!"
"May the luck of the Irish be with you. And if not, may your hangover be mild!"
"To be Irish is to know that in the end, your biggest regret won’t be what you spent, but what you didn’t spend on St. Patrick’s Day."
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments!"
"Irish today, hungover tomorrow."
"May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. May good luck pursue you each morning and night."
"Drink and be merry, for it is St. Patrick's Day!"
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that joke!"
"Why was the leprechaun upset? He had a bad case of the ‘tin whistle blues’!"
"I hear it’s your lucky day, or another excuse to drink—dare to choose!"
"The leprechauns made me do it!"
"Good luck is a residue of hard work."
"To those who think they know me, may you find gold at my end!"
"St. Patrick's Day: The one day a year when everyone wants to be Irish!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty close!"
"If you can’t be with the one you love, love the beer you’re with!"
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