132 result(s) for Southern Grandpa Quotes.
"If you can't find something to be thankful for, you ain't lookin' hard enough."
"I can fix anything but a broken heart."
"In the South, we don’t hide crazy. We parade it around on the front porch and give it a cocktail."
"Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today might burn your behind tomorrow."
"There's no point in worrying about things that haven't happened yet."
"Bless your heart, I’ll pray for you."
"You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, but you can make a whole lot of fried chicken."
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"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!"
"If you’re too full to take a bite, you’re too full to be askin’ for more."
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."
"A man with a good car and no plan is just a man with a broken heart waiting to happen."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar."
"If you don’t like my apples, don’t shake my tree."
"Don’t let anyone steal your joy; it’s the best part of you."
"Good things come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle."
"Sometimes you gotta just buckle down and do the work."
"The best things in life aren’t things, they’re moments."
"You can’t pour from an empty cup. Take care of yourself first."
"Laughter is the best medicine, and it's also catchy!"
"Aim for the moon, if you miss you might hit a star."
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"There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
"You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction."
"Ain’t nobody got time for that!"
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"You can't take it with you, but you can pass it on."
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
"Life is like a chicken pot pie—everyone has their own recipe."
"Happiness is a warm biscuit, fresh from the oven."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."
"God gives nuts to those who ain’t got teeth."
"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is the children."
"Sometimes you just gotta put on your big girl pants and get over it."
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"You can’t fix stupid, but you can vote it out!"
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
"A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere until you change it."
"You’re never too old to have a happy childhood."
"You catch more flies with honey than vinegar."
"If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one."
"Eat dessert first, and then you can have your vegetables."
"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"The grass is always greener over the septic tank."
"Always take a banana to a party. You never know if you're gonna have to peel one."
"Just because you’re in the kitchen doesn’t mean you’re cooking."
"You can’t keep a good man down, but you can keep him home for a week or so."
"Some people are like clouds. Once they disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
"I have a mind like a steel trap. I think of everything that goes in, it stays in."
"You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."
"If you don't like the weather in the South, just wait a few minutes."
"A little bit of dirt never hurt nobody."
"Bless your heart!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
"You can’t tell a book by its cover, but you can sure smell a raccoon in a garbage can."
"Time flies when you’re having fun, but it’s sure slow when you’re watching the clock."
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a sweet tea, and that’s pretty close."
"If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space."
"Life is like a jar of pickles; it’s all about what you make of it."
"The only thing that is going to make you happy is a good sense of humor and a bunch of biscuits."
"Eat, pray, love, and then eat some more."
"Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug."
"You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a taco."
"There ain't no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!"
"You don’t have to be old to be wise, but it sure helps."
"Keep your friends close, and your fried chicken closer."
"When life hands you lemons, grab some sugar and make lemonade."
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink."
"Gravy makes everything better."
"A closed mouth don’t get fed."
"Happiness is homemade."
"When in doubt, add more butter."
"Dinners are always better with family around the table."
"Good friends and good food are the best remedy for a tough day."
"The world’s a big ol’ pot of gumbo; don’t let the heat scare you off."
"Every day is a chance to make a new memory."
"You can’t make old friends. You can only make new ones, but they’ll never be the same."
"When all else fails, just remember: you can always find a good friend for a dollar."
"There’s no problem so great that it can’t be solved with a little bit of sweet tea."
"Life’s too short to drink bad coffee."
"You got to be young and foolish before you can be old and wise."
"Sometimes you need to slow down and enjoy the little things - like a glass of sweet tea on the porch."
"Family is the most important thing. At the end of the day, nothing else matters."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"In a Southern town, the church is where you learn compassion and how to hold a grudge."
"If it doesn’t have cracklin’ in it, you’re just wasting your time."
"A little bit of kindness goes a long way, but some folks just don’t get it."
"If you want to know what’s going on in this town, ask the ladies at the hair salon."
"Manners matter. A polite kid is a happy kid."
"You can’t change the past, but you can learn from it and move forward."
"Be careful with your words; they can come back to bite you like a snake."
"Laughter is the best medicine, but a good meal comes pretty close."
"Don’t worry about how others see you; just be yourself and all will be well."
"Every family has a story, and every story has its lessons."
"There’s always time for dessert - unless you forgot to make it."
"A day without a smile is a day wasted."
"You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat their elders."
"If you can’t be kind, be quiet."
"Sometimes the best advice is the simplest: just enjoy life."
"Remember, what goes around comes around, so be good to each other."
"You can’t out-give a generous heart."
"Take care of your family, and they will take care of you."
"Life is short, eat dessert first!"
"If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."
"The secret to a long life is to keep your stomach full and your heart happy."
"Good food and the company of family is what makes a house a home."
"There's no problem that a little sweet tea can't fix."
"Laughter is the best medicine, but a good Southern meal comes pretty close."
"You have to find the humor in life, or life will find the humor in you."
"Southern hospitality is not a thing; it’s everything."
"Treat your elders with respect, and they will teach you well."
"Family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for biscuits and gravy."
"A little bit of laughter and a lot of love go a long way."
"Remember, it’s not where you come from that matters, it’s where you’re going."
"The best things in life are the people you love, the places you’ve been, and the memories you’ve made along the way."
"If you can't find something nice to say, it's best to keep your mouth shut."
"Every day is a new chance to make a memory."
"A kind word can go a long way in making someone’s day."
"Granny's wisdom will carry you farther than money ever could."
"Never underestimate the power of a home-cooked meal."
"Home is where the heart is, and the heart is full when you’re with family."
"Eat dessert first; life is too short."
"There’s no reason to be in a hurry; good things come to those who wait."
"A little slow down never hurt nobody."
"Patience is a virtue, but so is enjoying the journey."
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."
"Every sunset brings the promise of a new dawn."
"You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat their waiter."
"At the end of the day, it’s the little things that matter most."
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