108 result(s) for Funny Valentine Quotes.
"Some people are not only alive, they are living well. Thank you for being one of them, my little Valentine."
"Valentine's Day is the one time of year when I can scream 'I LOVE YOU' at the top of my lungs without anyone thinking I'm crazy."
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot."
"Valentine's Day is like a battle. Those who are single try to lurk and hide, while those who are taken strategize their moves to keep their partner happy."
"I love you, even when you're hangry."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the mac to my cheese, and the reason I exercise... because my heart is racing right now!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not great at poetry, but I love you."
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"I love you to the fridge and back."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade!"
"I love you more than I love getting up early in the morning."
"I didn’t choose you, my heart did."
"Being in love is like owning a dog. You need to attend to it, cherish it, and you might get a few weird looks in public!"
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. (Especially when it comes to the last piece!)"
"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!"
"You had me at ‘Hello, can I have your fries?’"
"You make my heart smile even on the days I stubbornly refuse to."
"I love you not only for who you are, but for who I am when I am with you... and because you let me have the last slice of pizza."
"On Valentine's Day, I can just be crazy about you and nobody will think it’s weird!"
"Loving you is easy, but sharing my snacks is hard!"
"I love you even though you’re a pain in my butt."
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"Valentine's Day is like a day for all your romantic mistakes to be pinned on one person."
"Happy Valentine’s Day to someone who is smart, hilarious, and reminds me a lot of myself!"
"You can’t put a price on love, but you can on Valentine’s Day."
"I’m grateful for you. You know why? Because you could be dating someone else!"
"I think I’m allergic to you, because you make me sneeze... with happiness!"
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even if you really don’t want to."
"We go together like copy and paste."
"Being in love is like having a skin rash: painful, annoying, and you just can’t help scratching it."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!"
"I'd be lost without you — and also my phone, because I never know where I put it!"
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni!"
"I know you don’t believe in love at first sight, but how do you explain that first moment I saw you?"
"I love you more than a fat kid loves cake!"
"Being in love is like being in a mental hospital. You start to lose touch with reality."
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"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!"
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"You make my heart smile — and my stomach grumble!"
"We’re like two peas in a pod. A very weird, funny pod."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite sitcom!"
"Love is a two-way street, but that doesn’t mean I can’t walk the dog on the other side."
"Valentine’s Day is the only day of the year when you can be genuinely happy that the chocolates are not on sale."
"My love for you is like pi: it’s never-ending and irrational."
"I love you more than I love pizza, and that’s saying a lot."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, and also the reason I’m on a diet."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… and sometimes my will to eat."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at poems, but I still love you!"
"You had me at 'Let’s get pizza.'"
"Valentine's Day: The one day of the year when you can buy your partner overpriced gifts and they can’t complain."
"You’re the only person I’d share my fries with."
"I love you like I love my coffee: strong, hot, and spilling all over the place."
"Valentine’s Day is great, but it’s even better the other 364 days when you can just lie on the couch together."
"You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you."
"Love may be blind, but it sure has a keen sense of humor."
"I can’t imagine a world without you, but I can imagine a world with much better pizza."
"I love sharing my life with you, and also my snacks."
"Forget the roses; I’d rather have guacamole."
"You’re the only one I text when I’m bored, and that says a lot."
"You had me at 'Let’s take a nap together.'"
"Being in love is like having a backache; it doesn’t show up on X-ray, but you know it’s there."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you even when you’re hangry."
"I thought I was in love once, but it was just a pizza."
"We're like a really small gang."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I love you."
"I love you more than a dog loves its owner."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"I knew I loved you before I met you. (And I still love you even when you leave the socks on the floor.)"
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"Valentine’s Day is the day that you remember why you never got married."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
"You're the reason I have a smile on my face and a snack in my hand."
"Even when I’m not with you, I feel the love. It’s called stalking."
"I love you, but I really love pizza."
"Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off!"
"You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you."
"Love is a battlefield—but it’s one we choose to fight together."
"I love you more than my morning coffee… and that’s saying a lot."
"I love you more than chocolate... and that’s saying a lot."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm bad at poetry, but hey, I love you!"
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even that’s a big deal!"
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. But that doesn’t mean they have to like you on Valentine's Day!"
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"I’m yours, no refunds!"
"Love is being stupid together."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending."
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Unless you’re arguing about what to watch on Netflix."
"You want to know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again!"
"Love means never having to say you're sorry—unless you forgot Valentine's Day!"
"I love you to the moon and back, but I’m not paying for the ticket!"
"You’re my favorite notification."
"Cupid called. He says you have a bad aim."
"I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot!"
"Our love is like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there!"
"Every day with you is like Valentine's Day, but without the pressure!"
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"Being in love with you makes every day feel like a sequel to the best rom-com ever!"
"You had me at ‘Let’s order pizza.’"
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