128 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Crying.
"I cry because the only way to express my emotions is through abstract art."
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
"The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters."
"If you don’t cry, you’re not really living!"
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"When they say money can’t buy happiness, I say it can buy ice cream and that’s pretty close."
"You can't cry louder than a woman can."
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"I think the words 'I miss you' are the most powerful sentence in the English language—to be able to admit that someone is gone and that you're feeling it."
"Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're laughing so hard you're crying, then you might need some Kleenex."
"Every time I try to get sad, I just end up laughing."
"No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear."
"Tears are words that need to be written."
"I could just sit and cry all the time, but then I couldn't enjoy all you've given me."
"I don’t always cry, but when I do, I make sure there’s a good cup of ice cream waiting for me."
"If crying is so good for the heart, then why can’t I do it at work?"
"I think of my tears as little droplets of hope."
"I often cry during the final credits of movies and laugh at my own vulnerability."
"Crying is more fun when you do it with friends!"
"Sometimes you have to cry to be strong."
"I laugh at the things that make me cry; otherwise, I would be crying all the time."
"If you're going to cry, do it where everyone can see you."
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"Crying is the easiest thing to do. The hardest thing is to find something to cry about."
"Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it."
"I’m not crying, I’m just sweating from my eyes."
"I cry a lot. I can’t help it. I’m an artist. I’m a woman! I’m a poet! A poet with a BIG mouth!"
"Crying is how we release our feelings. It’s like pressing a reset button."
"Cry me a river. I can’t swim."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you tears, cry loudly!"
"There are two kinds of people in this world: people who cry and people who lie about crying."
"You know it's going to be a bad day when you start it crying over your coffee."
"I don’t cry because I’m sad. I cry because I’m not a good actor."
"I often cry at weddings. Not because I’m happy. I’m just thinking how expensive it is!"
"Crying is just another way of showing your noise!"
"If you can’t cry, then you’re not really living."
"The best thing about crying is that it puts me in good company among the other drama queens."
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"Sometimes I cry because I realize that my snacks aren’t enough."
"I thought I heard your footstep on the floor. I turned around and it was just my tears hitting the floor."
"Crying is how my body tells me I’m still alive."
"The only thing worse than crying in public is getting caught eating ice cream alone."
"I told my therapist about my fear of crying in public. She said, 'Just take some tissues and call it a date.'"
"Crying in yoga class is just another form of breathing exercise."
"I've learned that when I make a decision, I sometimes cry, and that’s okay. It's my way of clarifying my priorities."
"You should always love yourself. And if you need to cry about that while eating ice cream, go for it."
"Crying is the only way I can express myself without a Twitter account."
"Every time I cry, I feel like I’m flushing away my pain – a weird but effective laser for stress relief."
"I cry very rarely – and when I do, it's usually because I just finished a tub of ice cream."
"You don't need a reason to cry. Just blame it on the weather."
"Tears are the natural respiration of the heart."
"I was crying because I realized that I had a meltdown right after I finished my last donut."
"Why do I cry? Because sometimes the world around me is just too silly!"
"Sometimes, you just have to cry in the car. It's the safest place to do it!"
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"The hardest thing to do is to be yourself in a world that's trying to make you like everyone else."
"You know why I’m crying? Because I really want a taco right now."
"I don’t cry because I’m weak. I cry because I’ve been strong for too long."
"If you’re going to cry, at least do it in style."
"Crying is all right in its own way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do."
"I feel like I’m in crisis mode. And I’m crying in the bad way—like a baby who needs a nap."
"Always carry a tissue in case you need to cry, or laugh too hard."
"Crying is like a sneeze. It feels good to let it all out, but you really shouldn’t do it in public."
"Some people say I’m too sensitive. I say, 'Yeah, but just watch me cry over this really cute puppy video.'"
"When life gives you lemons, just add vodka and cry."
"The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude."
"I look at my phone and the only thing it says is 'iPhone storage full,' and I just burst into tears."
"Crying helps, but who has time for that?"
"Happy people have the same stories as unhappy people. They just handle them differently, often with humor and a few tears."
"Crying is an essential part of the human experience, especially when I'm trying to keep my mascara intact."
"If you can't make it better, you can laugh about it and cry a little."
"Either you make me laugh or I’m just going to cry."
"It's okay to cry. It’s how we let go of those annoying feelings that keep us from being funny."
"Never underestimate the power of a good cry. It’s like hitting reset on your emotional system."
"Crying is just another way of laughing. Sort of."
"I thought I was having a bad day, but then I remembered my friend just spilled coffee all over themselves."
"Behind every great woman, there’s a bunch of tears, and a great sense of humor."
"Sometimes I cry because I’m laughing so hard. It’s a weird cycle of tears."
"I don’t cry because I’m sad, I cry because I’m so happy my cheeks hurt."
"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."
"I read in a book once that crying was like a good rain. It washes the soul clean."
"I just want you to know that I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I can't find a donut."
"I cry because I’m a romantic, and I cry because the world isn’t what it should be."
"I cry at the end of movies, not because I’m sad, but out of sheer disbelief that I don’t get to hang out with those characters anymore."
"I cry so much, the other day I bought a raincoat."
"If you’re not crying, you’re not living."
"Don't worry about your children. They won't remember you for the things you bought them, but for the things you gave them: your time, your love, your attention, and your tears."
"When I’m sad, I just remember that there are people out there whose crying makes my life better."
"People cry not because they’re weak, but because they’ve been strong for too long."
"Tears are words the heart can't express."
"I’m not crying; I’m just really happy that you’re not actually crying."
"Crying is the only thing that makes me feel alive."
"I cry because my phone battery is low, and there's nothing sadder than a phone with no life."
"Laughter is the best medicine, but crying is the best cleanser."
"I don't cry because I've seen it all, but because I haven't seen it all yet."
"When it rains, it pours, but at least I’m waterproof."
"Crying is like a reset button for the heart."
"Tears: the easiest way to express feelings you’ll regret tomorrow."
"Crying is just my way of letting you know that I care too much."
"I cry for things that do not matter; but boy, do they matter to me."
"Some of my best thoughts come from the tears I've shed."
"I cry not because I’m sad, but because I think I’m funny."
"I’ve discovered that crying is a great stress-reliever, and I would market my tears if they could be bottled."
"Sometimes I just want to burst into tears for no reason at all; it's like my body's way of reminding me I'm still capable of feeling."
"I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
"I don't cry because I'm sad. I'm sad because I cry."
"I may be a crybaby, but at least I have good taste in tears."
"Crying is how your heart speaks when your lips can't explain the pain you feel."
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion."
"Tears are like rain: they help you to grow."
"I wish I could be a little more like my tears—they always know how to flow, even when I'm trying to hold them back."
"It's okay to cry, but you don't want to look like a hot mess when you do it!"
"When life gives you lemons, just remember to cry over them before making lemonade."
"Crying is good for the soul, just remember to carry mascara in your purse."
"If you don’t cry, you might be a robot."
"I cry at the drop of a hat; just let me finish that hat drop."
"Tears are a river that carry dreams to the shores of fulfillment."
"People say I'm just a crybaby; I prefer to think of myself as emotionally hydrated."
"Let your tears water the seeds of your future happiness."
"If you can't laugh about it, you might as well cry about it!"
"Crying is like the body’s way of saying, 'Whoa, slow down, buddy!'"
"If you wanted me to be happy, you could have just said so instead of making me cry!"
"I have a simple rule: Nobody is allowed to cry unless they have a tissue."
"Crying keeps me humble; it's hard to feel like a superstar when you look like a raccoon."
"Crying is just a high-octane version of normal eye discharge."
"I cry every time my pizza gets cold; it's an emotional rollercoaster."
"If you’re going to cry, make it a beautiful cry!"
"Sometimes, crying is the only way to release the pressure of thoughts that were never meant to be trapped."
"Tears are simply the voice of the heart."
"Before you judge me, make sure you’re perfect—because I’ve cried millions of times because of it."
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