132 result(s) for Funny Spider Quotes.
"Spider webs are like a fishing line between the air and the ground. It’s where all the flying fish get tangled up."
"I’m not a spider, but I’m definitely weaving a web of excuses."
"I don't mind spiders in my house. They’re the best roommates; they keep bugs away and don't complain!"
"Why are spiders so smart? Because they can find everything on the web!"
"If at first, you don't succeed, try doing it the way a spider would - web it up and start again!"
"A spider is a sneaky little fellow that weaves dreams out of dust and duster trouble."
"The spider is a poster child for persistence; it makes its bed and then jumps back into the web."
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"Spiders are the only organisms that can be found crawling up your leg without an invitation."
"I caught a spider in my living room. He said he didn't live there, but I think he's just lying."
"A spider taught me that even the smallest of creatures can weave their own fate."
"If you want to make your worries go away, just remember: spiders have an eight-legged approach to handling life."
"Spider: the only creature that can go viral without a social media account."
"I used to be afraid of spiders, but now I just see them as tiny therapists - they weave webs to capture your problems."
"Spiders may be small, but their sense of humor is totally understated. They always bring their A-game to the web!"
"Why did the spider buy a car? Because it wanted to take its web design to the next level!"
"Spiders spin webs for a living, while I try to spin excuses. Who’s the real professional here?"
"A spider's web is just their way of saying, 'I’m not neat, but I'm creative!'"
"If you think one web is a disaster, wait until you see what happens when a spider throws a party!"
"I treated my first spider like I treat my first cup of coffee: with confusion and a hint of fear."
"Why do spiders make great DJs? Because they know how to drop a sick beat (and make it stick)!"
"Life is all about balance, just like a spider on a web - and occasionally, you just gotta fall!"
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"When life gets tangled, just think of a spider and learn to weave your way out."
"I once asked a spider for help with my web design. It just spun in circles, but it looked artistic!"
"Every spider has a dream... and it’s usually just to catch dinner without getting caught in its own web."
"I’d be careful of stepping in a spider’s web; it’s usually a sticky situation!"
"What did the spider say to its web? 'I think we belong together.'"
"There are many different species of spiders, and they can be very funny if given a chance. Just ask anyone who's ever caught a glimpse of a spider trying to catch a bug — it’s a real slapstick comedy!"
"I love the fact that spiders have eight legs – they’ve got a foot for every bad pun!"
"What did the spider say to the fly? 'Catch me if you can!'"
"Why did the spider sit on the computer? To check his web site!"
"A spider in the house means there’s a happy atmosphere. If I can’t have one in the house, I’ll just have to be the spider myself!"
"What is the hardest part about being a spider? Finding a web designer!"
"Spiders: the only creatures that can both spin a web and tell a good joke!"
"What did the spider do after the wedding? He went on his honeymoon to the web!"
"Why are spiders such great web developers? Because they know how to catch bugs!"
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"What do spiders do for fun? They go on web crawls!"
"I'm not afraid of spiders; I just wish they wouldn’t try to cuddle!"
"You can’t be a spider without being a little web silly!"
"Why don’t spiders ever get lost? Because they always follow their web!"
"What do you call a spider who tells jokes? A pun-derful arachnid!"
"Did you hear about the spider who went to comedy school? He really knows how to web people laugh!"
"I used to have a pet spider, but he turned out to be more of a web-slinger than a friend!"
"Don’t be afraid of spiders. They’re just tiny comedians waiting for their big break!"
"Why did the spider break up with his girlfriend? she found him too clingy!"
"When life gives you spiders, just spin a web and make it funny!"
"Have you heard about the social spider? He always had a web of friends!"
"Life is like a spider’s web: it’s delicate, yet it can hold everything together in its own funny way!"
"Move over clowns; there’s a new funny creature in town – the spider!"
"What did the spider say to his friends? 'Let’s get together and weave something great!'"
"I told my spider a joke and he just spun around laughing!"
"Why are spiders so good at keeping secrets? Because they’re always webbing their mouths!"
"If you think you’re having a bad day, just remember that spiders have to create a web every single evening!"
"What do you call a spider that is an expert in all things? A web designer!"
"If you want to catch a spider, just dress up like a fly!"
"I'd like to know who the first person was that looked at a spider and thought, 'That would make a great pet!'"
"Why are spiders such bad tennis players? Because they always get caught in the web!"
"The only thing more embarrassing than tripping over a spider web is finding out there's an actual spider at the other end!"
"You know you're getting older when you see a spider and your first thought is, 'Oh good, more protein!'"
"Some people see a spider and freak out; I see a spider and think, 'Dinner's ready!'"
"Spiders are just like us: they like to weave a good story!"
"Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web mail."
"Just because I'm a spider doesn't mean I can't be a little bit of a ‘web’ designer too!"
"What did the spider say to the fly? 'Your place or mine?'"
"Spider: the only creature that is both a recluse and a socialite!"
"Behind every great web is a spider that knows how to create opportunities!"
"Why did the spider break up with her boyfriend? He found her too clingy!"
"If spiders ever get elected to office, you'll be sure they will stick to their issues!"
"When life gives you a spider, make a friend – they usually know how to catch flies!"
"Spiders: nature's way of reminding us to check for webs in the corners!"
"Why did the spider sit on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on his website!"
"How do spiders communicate? Through the web, of course!"
"Spiders: they put the 'we' in 'web development'."
"You can call me Peter Parker; I like to hang around!"
"Have you heard about the spider who won the lottery? He’s now living in a web mansion!"
"Why didn’t the spider go to school? Because it wanted to be a web developer instead!"
"What do you call a spider who loves to tell jokes? A pun-derful weaver!"
"Spiders might be creepy, but they sure are clever with their webs!"
"What is a spider's favorite instrument? The weblophone!"
"Spiders remind us that it’s okay to take things one thread at a time."
"I love the web that you weave… oh wait, it’s not a pretty web at all."
"Why did the spider cross the road? To get to the other web."
"Spiders are great at making webs. Too bad they can’t weave a good excuse for being late."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. – It’s what spiders do when they wait for prey."
"Want to hear a spider pun? Never mind, they’re all too web-tacular!"
"I learned about spiders last night. Apparently, they’re always looking for new threads to follow."
"I told my daughter I saw a spider catching a fly. She said, 'That’s the web's way of showing hospitality!'"
"I can’t believe I’m going to bear my soul to you, but I’m feeling a bit webtastic!"
"A spider's favorite computer program? The Web browser!"
"How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web! – but really, they’re just after your snacks."
"Some people have arachnophobia; I have 'unhealthy fear of web designing'."
"Did you hear about the spider who went to space? He wanted to find a new web of stars."
"The spider didn’t need a gym membership; he was already climbing the web!"
"What do you call a superhero spider? A web-slinger!"
"I’ve got 99 problems and a spider just walked into my bathroom."
"A birthday party without a spider cake? Now that’s just not spinning right!"
"Why are spiders such good drivers? They always have the best web traffic!"
"Want to hear a joke about a spider? Sorry, I can’t. I’m afraid it might trap you!"
"Spiders don’t have trouble finding their way home; they always follow the web they wove!"
"Puns about spiders are only good if they don’t get too tangled up!"
"What did one spider say to the other after a long day? 'I’m so glad we’re in the same web together!'"
"Spiders love feedback, especially if it’s woven into their web designs!"
"I had to remove a spider from my house. Now I’ve got a new web developer!"
"When spiders compete, they really are vying for the top web spot."
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the web of humour – where spiders are the punchline!"
"Why are spiders great at school? They’re always studying the web!"
"I started a new business selling spider-based products… let’s just call it 'web'entrepreneurship.'"
"I love my spider. I really do. I just wish it wouldn't crawl up my leg all the time."
"Just because you're a spider doesn't mean you have to creep me out."
"The only thing scarier than a spider is the thought of having to deal with a spider in my house."
"I can deal with a lot of things, but spiders are not on that list."
"How do you catch a spider? Put some string in the corner and wait."
"If spiders had better PR, they wouldn't be so unpopular."
"Some days, I just want to sit in my web and do nothing."
"I don't mind spiders; it's the webs in my hair I can't stand."
"I'm not afraid of spiders; I just don't want to be their next meal."
"Seeing a spider in your house is like a ‘No Vacancy’ sign for guests."
"You can’t scare me with spiders. I’ve seen my bank account."
"A spider called me a 'creep' the other day. I had to remind it who's the real creep!"
"A spider in the corner is like a roommate that never pays rent."
"I don’t mind sharing my home with a spider, as long as it pays its share of the rent."
"The only spider I want in my house is the web-slinging kind."
"When life gives you spiders, just remember: they’re great at catching flies!"
"Spiders are like ninjas; they can be anywhere you least expect them."
"A spider’s web is like a bad hairstyle: it might look good at first, but soon you realize it’s a complete mess."
"What do you call a spider that’s good at math? An arithma-web-ian!"
"The only web I want to get caught in is a good internet connection."
"Spiders, the only creatures that can make a web of lies look pretty."
"My spider thinks it's the queen of the castle. Little does it know, I hold the remote."
"If a spider starts charging rent for living in my house, we’re gonna have a problem."
"If I had a spider for every time I got scared, I’d be covered in webs."
"Why did the spider cross the road? To catch its web-cam on the other side!"
"Spiders are just nature's little home decorators. They just have a different style."
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