132 result(s) for Wisconsin Funny Quotes.
"In Wisconsin, we have a way of living that’s just a little more laid-back than the rest of the country."
"Beer: because one doesn’t make a festival in Wisconsin without it."
"Wisconsin: where you can chase a cheese wheel and nobody will judge you."
"What’s the difference between a bad joke and a Wisconsin joke? The bad joke is still bad, but the Wisconsin joke may still be cheesy."
"Only in Wisconsin can you find a dictionary that defines 'the Packers' as a way of life."
"In Wisconsin, we call it a grill-out, not a barbecue. If you call it a barbecue, you might get some funny looks."
"If you can make it through winter in Wisconsin, you can survive anything. Except maybe a Packers game on the schedule."
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"Wisconsinites do not drink to forget, we drink to remember how cold it was last winter."
"You may be from Wisconsin if you think 'spring' is just a word for that one warm day in March."
"In Wisconsin, it’s not just the cows that are friendly; it’s the people too!"
"Wisconsin: where the best views come from behind a wall of cheese."
"In Wisconsin, we don’t judge people by their stars in the sky, we judge them by their cheese rankings."
"Why did the cheese cross the road? To get to the other 'cheddar'. Only in Wisconsin!"
"You know you’re a true Wisconsinites when you have a separate fridge for cheese."
"In Wisconsin, 'the cheese is always greener on the other side'."
"Wisconsin: where the harvest moon is just a sign it’s time to start the brat fry."
"In Wisconsin, we have our own version of Hitchhiker’s Guide. It's called 'The Guide to the Best Dairy Products'."
"Why did the Wisconsinites bring string to the bar? Because they wanted to tie one on!"
"Everything's better with cheese; and that's why we love Wisconsin."
"Wisconsinites know the secret to happiness: cheese curds and Packers games."
"Wisconsin: where even the snowmen wear cheese hats."
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"Why don’t Wisconsinites use the sun? Because we have enough cheese to brighten our day!"
"In Wisconsin, ‘up north’ means you’re suddenly an expert on fishing and bonfires."
"There’s no such thing as too many cheese puns in Wisconsin. Trust me."
"In Wisconsin, if you don’t have a cheesehead, are you really from here?"
"Wisconsin winters may be cold, but our cheese is always warm and inviting."
"You can take the person out of Wisconsin, but you can’t take the Wisconsin out of the person… especially when it comes to cheese."
"In Wisconsin, the cheese is as rich as the conversation."
"If you can't find Wisconsin, just follow the cheese curds."
"I never met a cheese I didn’t like, except for that blue stuff. No one should ever be that sad."
"Wisconsin: where every season is just an excuse to get outside and enjoy a beer."
"In Wisconsin, we don't call it a hangover; we call it a 'cheddar headache.'"
"Fishin’ in Wisconsin: where the fish are fake news, but the stories are real."
"Wisconsin is the only place that can make winter feel like a competitive sport."
"You know you’re in Wisconsin when reusable bags are for beer, not groceries."
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"Wisconsin: where the state motto should be 'We Love to Relate Everything to Cheese!'"
"I’m so glad I live in a state where the only thing more abundant than cheese is the friendly banter."
"Wisconsin summers: All the mosquitoes and none of the regrets!"
"In Wisconsin, we have three seasons: winter, road construction, and fair season."
"The only thing thicker than Wisconsin winters is the amount of cheese on our nachos."
"In Wisconsin, we put up with the winter just for the cheese-filled summer."
"Every time I think of Wisconsin, I smile inside… and that’s probably just from the cheese!"
"You haven’t really experienced life until you’ve eaten fresh curds at the county fair."
"Wisconsinites have mastered the art of enjoying nature... from behind a beer cooler."
"I thought I knew how to enjoy a barbecue, but then I moved to Wisconsin and found out it includes cheese curds on everything!"
"There’s two seasons in Wisconsin: the Packers season and the waiting-for-the-Packers season."
"If you can’t handle me at my Wisconsin, you don’t deserve me at my Californian."
"Wisconsin: where the deer, the fish, and your friends will all listen to your best stories."
"Why do they call it 'cheddar'? Because it's the most mature of all the Wisconsin cheeses."
"In Wisconsin, we don’t just have winter, we have winter activities: like deep frying anything and everything."
"The biggest secret of Wisconsin? It’s not the cheese; it’s the kindness of the people!"
"In Wisconsin, if the beer is cold and the cheese is fresh, there’s no such thing as a bad day."
"Wisconsin: the only place where a friendly debate can start with, 'Do you prefer mild or sharp cheese?' "
"In Wisconsin, we don't hold grudges. We hold beer."
"You can take the girl out of Wisconsin, but you can't take the Wisconsin out of the girl."
"Milwaukee is a place where the best cheese and worst weather come together."
"I love Wisconsin. I just wish the winters could stay a little longer and the summer could stay a little shorter."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for cheese curds — Wisconsin style!"
"In Wisconsin, we don't have a 'pizza face.' We have 'cheese curd cheeks.'"
"I've never seen a situation so bad that a cheese burger couldn't fix it."
"The only thing colder than a Wisconsin winter is the ice fishing hole."
"Wisconsin: where summer is just a reminder of what we are missing the other 9 months of the year."
"In Wisconsin, we know how to party... Just add cheese and beer!"
"If you're not from Wisconsin, you really don't know what 'bratwurst attention' means."
"The best time to use your snowblower is right after you're done using your lawn mower."
"In Wisconsin, we understand that football is life and tailgating is a sport."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Wisconsin winter!"
"Cheese: the glue that holds Wisconsin together!"
"Wisconsin: where every beer is an adventure and every cheese curd is a blessing."
"Only in Wisconsin do we have sports teams named after cheese and fur!"
"If you can't handle my Wisconsin sense of humor, you're not ready for my cheese fries."
"Wisconsin weather - it's the only forecast that can change by the hour!"
"In Wisconsin, it's not a 'tailgate'; it's a full-blown feast!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, unless you're from Wisconsin—then it's cheese."
"In Wisconsin, we take our brats as seriously as our football."
"Don't be surprised when you're greeted by a plate of cheese curds instead of a handshake."
"Wisconsin girls come with cheese and a sense of humor!"
"Here in Wisconsin, the answer to every problem is cheese-related."
"The only time we like cold shoulders is when we're holding a cold beer."
"In Wisconsin, dinner isn’t complete without cheese; it’s practically a condiment!"
"You can't be true to Wisconsin and have a fancy backyard."
"In Wisconsin, the cheese is so good, it really should be in the history books."
"The only thing better than a good beer is a good beer with a bratwurst!"
"You know you're from Wisconsin when you know the best time to plant a garden is after the last frost and before the first snow."
"If you can’t find the best cheese in the world, you must be in Wisconsin."
"In Wisconsin, we don’t do ‘goodbye’; we do ‘see ya later, don’t eat the yellow snow.’"
"It’s not that we don’t have winter; it’s five months of perfect sledding!"
"In Wisconsin, being a ‘cheesehead’ is a badge of honor."
"You know it's summer in Wisconsin when the best food is served at a drive-in and eaten in a car."
"Wisconsin doesn’t have good manners, it has good cheese."
"A Wisconsin winter can be brutal, but the cheese is worth it."
"If you can't find it in Wisconsin, you probably didn't look hard enough."
"In Wisconsin, we put cream in our coffee and warmth in our hearts."
"The secret to a happy life in Wisconsin? Always have enough cheese."
"Laughter is a state of mind; in Wisconsin, it's a culture."
"Wisconsinites know the real meaning of ‘frozen tundra’ and keep their sense of humor intact!"
"Why don’t ducks tell jokes in Wisconsin? Because they’d quack up! "
"Wisconsin: where we drink beer and tell tall tales without a care."
"A Wisconsin greeting? 'Have you tried the cheese yet?'"
"When life gives you lemons, ask for cheese curds instead!"
"You know you're from Wisconsin when your winter coat has beer can holders."
"In Wisconsin, the lake is just as good as the ocean, as long as the beer is cold!"
"Wisconsin folks: all the right cheese and plenty of laughter!"
"The best part of visiting Wisconsin? Realizing everything is better with cheese."
"The cheese is always an option, but laughter is mandatory in Wisconsin!"
"In Wisconsin, every meal is a reason to celebrate unless it’s during the Packers game!"
"You know you're from Wisconsin when you can see your breath in the air, but you still wear shorts."
"In Wisconsin, we don’t worry about the weather; we just dress for it and make the best of it."
"Only in Wisconsin can 'cheesehead' be worn with pride."
"Wisconsin: where it’s legal to wear socks with sandals and nobody bats an eye."
"I told my wife I was going to Wisconsin for a conference. She said, 'I hope you have fun shoveling snow!'"
"Wisconsin is the only place where you can get ice cream in winter, and nobody asks why."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cheese in Wisconsin, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Wisconsin: where the beer flows like the rivers, and the cheese is plentiful."
"I asked my Wisconsin friend how winter is treating him. He said, 'It’s like a long sauna—except I’m not sweating!' "
"In Wisconsin, attending a tailgate party is like going to a family reunion—not that you know everyone, but you know everyone loves cheese."
"Wisconsin winters are like camping without the joy of leaving your house."
"The best thing about Wisconsin? The air is as crisp as the cheese curds."
"When the weather gets cold in Wisconsin, the real fun begins—it's time to embrace the frost!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but in Wisconsin, cheese might give it a run for its money!"
"You know you’re in Wisconsin when the only thing warmer than the people is the cheese dip."
"In Wisconsin, every meal is an opportunity to test your cheese-to-grain ratio."
"Wisconsin: where fish fry Fridays are a sacred tradition, and nobody cares what day of the week it is!"
"Why do Wisconsinites always carry a pack of cheese in their pockets? Because you never know when a cheese emergency might strike!"
"Only in Wisconsin does it make perfect sense to have a ice fishing hut with a Wi-Fi connection."
"Living in Wisconsin means always being just a cheese curd away from happiness."
"Snow shovels are the official tool of both winter and summer construction in Wisconsin."
"Here in Wisconsin, the hot weather follows the cold with a side of ice cream."
"When life gives you lemons in Wisconsin, you ask if they can be turned into lemonade or a delicious cheese spread."
"You’re not truly from Wisconsin until you’ve had an argument with a friend about the best cheese."
"Wisconsin: the only place where your chewing gum and your cheese can come from the same farm."
"In Wisconsin, we count the seconds until beer o'clock, even in winter!"
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