129 result(s) for Funny Swimming Quotes.
"The only time I feel alive is when I'm swimming."
"If the pool is empty, I'm still going to jump in!"
"Swimming is my favorite part of being a mermaid!"
"Swimming: because death is a long way to float."
"I’m diving into the deep end of the pool and hoping for the best!"
"That's the thing about swimming; if you sink, it’s usually your fault."
"I can't understand why swimming is an Olympic sport. If the pool is cold enough, it should be a regular activity!"
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"I swim because it's easier than walking on water."
"When I'm in the water, I feel like a fish in a...well, a swimming pool!"
"The best thing about swimming is that you can do it in your pajamas."
"When I swim, my biggest competition is the snack bar."
"I love swimming so much that I even do it in my dreams - just don't ask how I breathe!"
"If swimming was easy, it would be called floating."
"I’m in a swimming relationship: we’re passionate, but it doesn’t always go over well with my hair."
"I always swim like a fish, unless there’s a shark nearby!"
"I tell my kids swimming keeps them healthy, but really it allows me to float and eat snacks!"
"Every time I swim, a mermaid gets its wings!"
"Swim fast, eat carbs! It's the cycle of life."
"I love the smell of a chlorine pool in the morning!"
"The only way to achieve your swimming goals is to take the plunge!"
"If life gives you lemons, throw them in the pool and splash around!"
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"I tried to swim, but I forgot my floaties of confidence!"
"Real swimmers don’t tan, they bronze!"
"Why do I swim? Because I can’t swim in my living room!"
"There are two types of people in the world: those who can swim and those who wish they could"
"Swimming is the only activity where you can wear your 'drowned rat' look and still be considered stylish!"
"Swimming is not just a sport, it's a way of life. The water tells me to float, so I float."
"I swim because I love to, and also so that I can eat cake."
"Swimming: I love it because it's the only time I can pretend I'm a dolphin."
"I’m pretty sure my workout consists of swimming in the water and lying on the float."
"If I was meant to be a mermaid, I would have been a better swimmer."
"I like the water. But I have to stay slightly above it or I’ll drown."
"I don't need therapy; I just need to go swimming!"
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for a swimming pool."
"Just keep swimming... but also, don't forget to breathe!"
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"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a swimsuit, and that’s pretty much the same thing."
"Water you doing today? I’m swimming, of course!"
"I love swimming, but I’m a bit of a land fish."
"The only thing better than swimming is having a pool party after!"
"To swim or not to swim – that’s a silly question!"
"Swimming pools are like therapy, except you don’t have to talk about your feelings."
"No matter how much I swim, I still look like a whale in a bikini."
"Why do I swim? So I can eat ice cream with a clear conscience!"
"I can’t make you swim, but I can make you laugh while you float."
"I don’t do laps, I do glory dives!"
"Swimmers: we prefer making waves to making noise."
"Who needs a therapist when you have a swimming pool and a margarita?"
"The best swimmer in the world is a person who makes the least amount of splashes."
"Swimming is my excuse for taking a break from adulting."
"Whenever I swim, I remind myself: it’s not about being the best, it’s about not sinking!"
"If swimming were an Olympic sport, I’d still probably come in last at lounging!"
"Swimming is the only place where my hair looks great without even trying!"
"Swimming: cheaper than therapy."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. Especially when it comes to whether to swim or not!"
"If you think swimming is all fun and games, wait until you try to get out of the pool in a wet swimsuit!"
"The only time I feel like a real fish is when I'm swimming in a suit that's a size too small."
"I swim like a fish, but I also have the grace of a hippo."
"I told my coach that I'd like to swim faster, and he said, 'Just start earlier!'"
"Remember, if you're not swimming, you're just splashing!"
"The real reason I swim? Because I get to wear googles and stop pretending to see people."
"Swimmers are just water ninjas with special powers!"
"I'm in shape. Round is a shape, right? Especially in the pool."
"You know you're a swimmer when you consider a swim cap as a fashionable accessory."
"The best part of swimming is the 'slip' before you dive in."
"I swim to burn off the crazy!"
"Water you doing? Just swimming my way through life!"
"If swimming was easy, they would call it 'sitting'!"
"The only thing I dive into is a pool of snacks on the poolside!"
"Swimming: a skill for when you desperately want to escape the conversation."
"When life gets complicated, just add water and swim!"
"I can't swim without making some dramatic splashes!"
"What do swimmers eat? Fish and chips!"
"You can’t be a good swimmer if you don’t know how to float through life!"
"I swim because punching people is frowned upon."
"You know you're in shape when your belly doesn't touch the water!"
"Why do swimmers make terrible scientists? Because they always dive into conclusions!"
"Swimming is my favorite way to get a workout, especially when I'm running away from sharks… or my responsibilities!"
"Swimming is the only sport that is both a swimming and a running race. That's why I love it!"
"I swim because I love spending time with my mermaids."
"I hate swimming. You’re just going in circles, pretending you’re saving yourself."
"If you’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the swimming pool?"
"I wish I could swim like a fish, but I guess I’m more of a whale – I just float and eat!"
"The only time I look forward to a swim is when I can do it in a pool full of snacks!"
"I'm pretty sure that mermaids have an easier time at the beach than I do!"
"I'm not a morning person unless I'm swimming. Then, I'm just not a person!"
"To swim or not to swim? Well, that depends on if there's food at the end!"
"Swimming: because both running and lifting weights would ruin my hair."
"The only thing better than a swim is a swim with a snack break!"
"If I can keep my head above water for long enough, then everything is going swimmingly!"
"Why did the fish swim? Because it was free and had a great sense of humor!"
"Swimming: the art of falling gracefully into water – and looking fabulous doing it!"
"I don't do yoga, but I can swim through life with a splash!"
"You can 'dive in' to a new adventure without ever leaving the pool!"
"Life is a wave, catch it swimmingly!"
"If swimming is wrong, I don’t want to be right!"
"The best part of swimming? The water doesn’t judge my snack choices!"
"Every summer should start with a swim and end with a float!"
"I run like the wind and swim like a fish but eat like a whale!"
"It’s not that I can’t swim. It’s just that I prefer to float!"
"Just keep swimming – but remember to smile when you sink!"
"The hardest part of swimming? Keeping your eyes closed when you’re going under!"
"Why don’t fish swim in school? Because they think they can float through!"
"Swim like nobody’s watching, and eat like nobody’s counting calories!"
"Making waves is what I do best – both in and out of the pool!"
"Swimming is not just a sport, it’s a way to lose weight without losing your sense of humor."
"Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!"
"I love swimming – it’s like taking a bath, but with more calories burned!"
"In swimming, there is no such thing as ‘good enough’ – it’s always about improving. But in a hot tub, good enough is all I need!"
"I swim for fitness, but I never forget to bring my floaties for added fun!"
"I’m not a great swimmer, but I’m excellent at pretending to know what I'm doing!"
"There are two reasons I swim: to lose those pesky pounds and to wear awesome swimsuits."
"I used to think I was indecisive about swimming; now I just dive in headfirst!"
"You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do – but thankfully, the water helps!"
"Why did the swimmer bring a ladder? Because he wanted to reach new heights!"
"The only time I have a six-pack is when I come out of the pool!"
"To swim or not to swim? That’s an easy one – I’m always swimming in my dreams!"
"If you think swimming is easy, try doing it while pretending to be a dolphin!"
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I swim to it!"
"I dive with style or not at all!"
"Swimmers are like fish; they don’t worry about their weight until they get out of the water!"
"Why don’t sharks like to swim in schools? Because they can’t get their homework done!"
"I swim for the thrill of the splash, and maybe for that cute lifeguard!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch…and then a swim!"
"The only pool I'm interested in is the one that holds my snacks!"
"Inside every swimmer is a land mammal wanting to stay on the surface!"
"I thought I was a great swimmer until I realized I was just really good at floating!"
"I wanted to be a swimmer, but I just keep getting better at making waves instead!"
"Being a swimmer is kind of like being in a really cool club, except it involves a lot of wet hair and chlorine!"
"If swimming is an art, I’m a Picasso…lots of splashes and a bit abstract!"
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